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Link Posted: 8/17/2017 6:44:25 PM EDT
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You're goin' down for this, Cody!
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LIQUID ANGER!
You're goin' down for this, Cody!
You're a loose cannon !!!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 6:46:01 PM EDT
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Tread not on doom my tarp really gud.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 6:46:39 PM EDT
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Well, you're economy is improving.

Employment is up.  In fact it is at it's lowest point for a good while.

New Supreme Court Judge confirmed within 100 days.  After throwing the kitchen sink at Justice Gorsuch, "progressives" couldn't pick off a single GOP vote for his confirmation.

Federal regulations cost the economy nearly $1.9 trillion in 2015 alone. That's nearly $15,000 for every U.S. household each year, representing lost income and higher costs for many essential needs. After being sworn in on January 20, Trump issued an order freezing the implementation of all pending regulations until they are approved by his administration.

He followed that up 10 days later with an executive order requiring that any federal agency proposing a new regulation also identify two regulations to be repealed. This will undoubtedly help lessen the burden on American businesses and families that's been building for decades.

The list of much goodly things goes on.

You're debt is rising, but that was a supertanker of fail that is going to take decades to fix and was not of Trump's doing.  He does appear to be building the foundations to slow down and eventually turn around that supertanker though.

Meanwhile, in a nation of 360 million people who are getting on with their lives on a daily basis, there are two tiny opposing teams of retards flinging poop at one another in parks.  The media portrays this as a crisis.  The reality is that it is nothing more than a pathetic spat between an insignificant minority of idiots, fuelled by idiots and cheerleaded by a rabidly incompetent media who wouldn't know the truth if it fell out of the sky, landed on their faces, wriggled and fucked them in the left nostril.

You're not doomed.

You just haven't found your sense of humour yet.
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I'm so stealing that poop throwing paragraph for Facebook 
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 6:47:16 PM EDT
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This marsh will run red with the fruits of my vicious slaughter!
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No shit, really?
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 6:48:48 PM EDT
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Tread not on doom my tarp really gud.
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Who the hell's Gary?







Oh...
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 7:07:19 PM EDT
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The missing to swinging ratio is disturbing.
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All mimsy were the borogoves,
 And the mome raths outgrabe.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 7:07:51 PM EDT
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Hey Ronnie, isn't that your rape wig?
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 7:24:01 PM EDT
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Hey Ronnie, isn't that your rape wig?
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...the little slut of the barnyard
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 7:30:36 PM EDT
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I am so fucking confused right now...
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 7:38:21 PM EDT
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I am so fucking confused right now...
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Link Posted: 8/17/2017 7:40:54 PM EDT
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Hey Ronnie, isn't that your rape wig?
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Now, I will glue this to your head.  And then I make love to your face.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 8:04:44 PM EDT
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I am just here for the post count.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 8:05:04 PM EDT
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+1
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 8:18:51 PM EDT
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OK, but first, guess what.

I feel like hobbit..  on eagle.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 8:38:49 PM EDT
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Do you think you could move some product in here?
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 8:41:21 PM EDT
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I am so fucking confused right now...
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Well, Fred Hunter's on board!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 8:53:56 PM EDT
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A T. Baggins, right under my nose!




(This is my favorite thread in ages.)
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 8:57:10 PM EDT
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Boosh!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 8:58:04 PM EDT
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Jango!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 9:01:07 PM EDT
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Frisky Dingo eh? never watched it
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 9:04:29 PM EDT
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Frisky Dingo eh? never watched it
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Neither have I!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 9:24:09 PM EDT
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Is that a panda bear?
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 10:14:56 PM EDT
[#23]
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Nice try but a majority of people who post here really are illiterate.
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 10:29:16 PM EDT
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Dont worry. Football season starts soon
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 11:01:45 PM EDT
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Worked for Steven Seagal!  And he works for Osama bin Laden.  Guess why the Taliban is so deadly and effective?  Hapkido training.  Where'd they learn that?  From Steven Seagal's fat ass!  Why do you think Kelly Le Brock left him?  'Cause he's Taliban!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 11:53:09 PM EDT
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Neither have I!
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Frisky Dingo eh? never watched it
Neither have I!
Whiskey Tango Six
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 11:54:31 PM EDT
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Dont worry. Football season starts soon
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Check out the tits on Hooper!
Link Posted: 8/17/2017 11:56:13 PM EDT
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A T. Baggins, right under my nose!
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You geeks got a car?
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:05:10 AM EDT
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So, look upon my works ye mighty, and despair.....[/size=6][/b]
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Shelley was a man, you philistine!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:08:00 AM EDT
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Check out the tits on Hooper!
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You think we're robots.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:16:12 AM EDT
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Check out the tits on Hooper!
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Let's hear it for Hooper's titties!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:57:43 AM EDT
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Let's hear it for Hooper's titties!
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Check out the tits on Hooper!
Let's hear it for Hooper's titties!
HOOPER!  HOOPER!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 12:59:56 AM EDT
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You think we're robots.
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Power on, robot!  Your master commands you, power on!

Why won't you power on?
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 6:15:49 AM EDT
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And the cloaca blooms!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 8:34:43 AM EDT
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The Edge! Tony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, Elle Macpherson, black guy from Oz, whacking great bear, The Edge.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 9:36:59 AM EDT
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Well, you're economy is improving.

Employment is up.  In fact it is at it's lowest point for a good while.

New Supreme Court Judge confirmed within 100 days.  After throwing the kitchen sink at Justice Gorsuch, "progressives" couldn't pick off a single GOP vote for his confirmation.

Federal regulations cost the economy nearly $1.9 trillion in 2015 alone. That's nearly $15,000 for every U.S. household each year, representing lost income and higher costs for many essential needs. After being sworn in on January 20, Trump issued an order freezing the implementation of all pending regulations until they are approved by his administration.

He followed that up 10 days later with an executive order requiring that any federal agency proposing a new regulation also identify two regulations to be repealed. This will undoubtedly help lessen the burden on American businesses and families that's been building for decades.

The list of much goodly things goes on.

You're debt is rising, but that was a supertanker of fail that is going to take decades to fix and was not of Trump's doing.  He does appear to be building the foundations to slow down and eventually turn around that supertanker though.

Meanwhile, in a nation of 360 million people who are getting on with their lives on a daily basis, there are two tiny opposing teams of retards flinging poop at one another in parks.  The media portrays this as a crisis.  The reality is that it is nothing more than a pathetic spat between an insignificant minority of idiots, fuelled by idiots and cheerleaded by a rabidly incompetent media who wouldn't know the truth if it fell out of the sky, landed on their faces, wriggled and fucked them in the left nostril.

You're not doomed.

You just haven't found your sense of humour yet.
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Huh.   Good summary, and brightened my day a little.  Thanks, my former British Overlord!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 9:41:53 AM EDT
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Greetings, America! I... am Killface. Don't bother flicking your infernal remotes, I've taken over your airwaves. Now, I trust you're all comfy on your tacky sofas from Rooms-To-Go? Lots of nibbles close at hand?

Well, tuck in! And, why not smoke between gobbles? Yes, go for the gusto America! Live like there's no tomorrow... because as far as you squalid lot are concerned, there very much isn't.

Behold, the instrument of your doom! I call it, The Annihilatrix! And, when it is completed, a million gigatons of thrust will propel the Earth directly into the Sun.

So, look upon my works ye mighty, and despair.....
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Ozymandias just felt right, you know?
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 10:13:12 AM EDT
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The Edge! Tony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, Elle Macpherson, black guy from Oz, whacking great bear, The Edge.
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Why aren't you counting?!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 10:17:23 AM EDT
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Let me tell you 'bout my new best friend, Barneby Jones!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 10:28:54 AM EDT
[#40]
SLIDESHOW !!!!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 10:29:00 AM EDT
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I just read it again in Jeremy Clarkson' voice.  It really works!!!

Good call, Taboot
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Well, you're economy is improving.

Employment is up.  In fact it is at it's lowest point for a good while.

New Supreme Court Judge confirmed within 100 days.  After throwing the kitchen sink at Justice Gorsuch, "progressives" couldn't pick off a single GOP vote for his confirmation.

Federal regulations cost the economy nearly $1.9 trillion in 2015 alone. That's nearly $15,000 for every U.S. household each year, representing lost income and higher costs for many essential needs. After being sworn in on January 20, Trump issued an order freezing the implementation of all pending regulations until they are approved by his administration.

He followed that up 10 days later with an executive order requiring that any federal agency proposing a new regulation also identify two regulations to be repealed. This will undoubtedly help lessen the burden on American businesses and families that's been building for decades.

The list of much goodly things goes on.

You're debt is rising, but that was a supertanker of fail that is going to take decades to fix and was not of Trump's doing.  He does appear to be building the foundations to slow down and eventually turn around that supertanker though.

Meanwhile, in a nation of 360 million people who are getting on with their lives on a daily basis, there are two tiny opposing teams of retards flinging poop at one another in parks.  The media portrays this as a crisis.  The reality is that it is nothing more than a pathetic spat between an insignificant minority of idiots, fuelled by idiots and cheerleaded by a rabidly incompetent media who wouldn't know the truth if it fell out of the sky, landed on their faces, wriggled and fucked them in the left nostril.

You're not doomed.

You just haven't found your sense of humour yet.
Sometimes it takes a person from elsewhere to articulate the crux of the situation coherently.   

I read your post in a sort of Jeremy Clarkson accent.  
I just read it again in Jeremy Clarkson' voice.  It really works!!!

Good call, Taboot
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 10:30:18 AM EDT
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America is definitely failing at education
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 10:31:12 AM EDT
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The only good Nazi is a Grammar Nazi.
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"welcome to you are doom"?
The only good Nazi is a Grammar Nazi.
Grammatik Macht Frei!
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 10:43:27 AM EDT
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English a second language for you? The word that you were looking for is "your".
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 10:48:17 AM EDT
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English a second language for you? The word that you were looking for is "your".
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You can't fax glitter.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 11:27:17 AM EDT
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You can't fax glitter.
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English a second language for you? The word that you were looking for is "your".
You can't fax glitter.
Well not with that attitude.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 1:57:15 PM EDT
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Hit... hit... hit... and... and they ran. Hit and run. Plateless gang car.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 4:07:38 PM EDT
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Hit... hit... hit... and... and they ran. Hit and run. Plateless gang car.
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Yes, riding dirty, no doubt... With their... Bubba Kush.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 5:34:50 PM EDT
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SLIDESHOW !!!!
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Is it called Check Me Out I Suck?

'Cause I was already in that one.
Link Posted: 8/18/2017 5:36:30 PM EDT
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I feel like I belong in this thread...
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