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Link Posted: 3/2/2017 8:27:09 AM EDT
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You know that might not be a bad idea. Everybody homo. They play round robin artificial insemination. Everybody gets their sperm and eggs harvested. Kind of like replicating an insect colony.
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Serious question. If your plan is to "colonize" a planet. Why send a gay couple who can not produce offspring?


They can impregnate the females and have surrogate mothers for their gaybies.

You know that might not be a bad idea. Everybody homo. They play round robin artificial insemination. Everybody gets their sperm and eggs harvested. Kind of like replicating an insect colony.



But gay genetic gene. Seems kinda self-defeating.

Unless you attach some weird, currently prevailing cultural belief system to it. Like perfect family is lesbian couple made, while traditional Patriarchal family is bad (Western Euro model). Which makes sense, since the series has, from the beginning, always been about the super lesbian as much as the alien creature.

The perfect inversion again. A harsh, but fair, rational lesbian to tame the new hostile environment. Flamboyant submissive, but mewling males who provide comedy relief, but need rescuing....


Can't wait. For alien mayhem. That only a super lesbian can fix.
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 8:29:09 AM EDT
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this.  homosexual crewmembers would be ideal, since kinship bonds would not be fraught with emotional possessiveness and jealousy.  baby making would be just civic duty, like jury duty.

your move, homophobes.
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You know that might not be a bad idea. Everybody homo. They play round robin artificial insemination. Everybody gets their sperm and eggs harvested. Kind of like replicating an insect colony.


this.  homosexual crewmembers would be ideal, since kinship bonds would not be fraught with emotional possessiveness and jealousy.  baby making would be just civic duty, like jury duty.

your move, homophobes.



Worked for the Spartans.
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 8:30:33 AM EDT
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The real problem will be with the lesbians. There is no u-haul in space to carry their baggage.
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The whole fuckin' ship is a u-haul. To build new and better lesbian dominated worlds.
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 8:45:01 AM EDT
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" Oh my God, I think a gaylien is popping out of Troy's ass! Hold on, false alarm. It's a Pink Sock."
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 8:50:45 AM EDT
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Is this Prometheus 2 or is that a separate movie?
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 9:46:19 AM EDT
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" Oh my God, I think a gaylien is popping out of Troy's ass! Hold on, false alarm. It's a Pink Sock."
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It's not pink anymore
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 9:52:42 AM EDT
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OK even tho I didnt finish the preview Im going to ruin it for everyone, and even tho I didnt see the movie obviously.

Its post Prometheus. They have David 2.0 with them who is going to find David 1.0 and they are going to have a gay robot encounter. Noomi Rapace is back playing Elizabeth Shaw, maybe she's been banging David 1.0. Who knows? I'm sure a robot goes either way. So they go to the original home of the gomers who made the alien critters that turned on them and find out the critters ate them all and took over their home.

So the gomers figured the screwed the pooch starting life on earth and started that entire Prometheus charade, the only good part of which was watching Charlize Theron lope about in tights and a thong while wet. And then at the end get ran over by a space ship cause she was a twat in the movie anyway. And thats it, point of the movie, with enough left over to make another movie cause these things come in three's when they make money.

Why in hell would anyone send a gay couple on a ship designed for procreation? It should just me and the SI swimsuit models.
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 1:18:43 PM EDT
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OK even tho I didnt finish the preview Im going to ruin it for everyone, and even tho I didnt see the movie obviously.

Its post Prometheus. They have David 2.0 with them who is going to find David 1.0 and they are going to have a gay robot encounter. Noomi Rapace is back playing Elizabeth Shaw, maybe she's been banging David 1.0. Who knows? I'm sure a robot goes either way. So they go to the original home of the gomers who made the alien critters that turned on them and find out the critters ate them all and took over their home.

So the gomers figured the screwed the pooch starting life on earth and started that entire Prometheus charade, the only good part of which was watching Charlize Theron lope about in tights and a thong while wet. And then at the end get ran over by a space ship cause she was a twat in the movie anyway. And thats it, point of the movie, with enough left over to make another movie cause these things come in three's when they make money.

Why in hell would anyone send a gay couple on a ship designed for procreation? It should just me and the SI swimsuit models.
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How Prometheus Should Have Ended
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 1:20:08 PM EDT
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There's a lot more folks on the ship in stasis
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2000 in cryo
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 2:51:17 PM EDT
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2000 in cryo
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There's a lot more folks on the ship in stasis



2000 in cryo


Was that in the trailer?
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 11:37:06 PM EDT
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Can't wait.
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 11:38:19 PM EDT
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This looks good.
Link Posted: 3/2/2017 11:44:47 PM EDT
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But gay genetic gene. Seems kinda self-defeating.

Unless you attach some weird, currently prevailing cultural belief system to it. Like perfect family is lesbian couple made, while traditional Patriarchal family is bad (Western Euro model). Which makes sense, since the series has, from the beginning, always been about the super lesbian as much as the alien creature.

The perfect inversion again. A harsh, but fair, rational lesbian to tame the new hostile environment. Flamboyant submissive, but mewling males who provide comedy relief, but need rescuing....


Can't wait. For alien mayhem. That only a super lesbian can fix.
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RON WHITE- Do You Like Porn
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 7:17:27 PM EDT
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But gay genetic gene. Seems kinda self-defeating.

Unless you attach some weird, currently prevailing cultural belief system to it. Like perfect family is lesbian couple made, while traditional Patriarchal family is bad (Western Euro model). Which makes sense, since the series has, from the beginning, always been about the super lesbian as much as the alien creature.

The perfect inversion again. A harsh, but fair, rational lesbian to tame the new hostile environment. Flamboyant submissive, but mewling males who provide comedy relief, but need rescuing....


Can't wait. For alien mayhem. That only a super lesbian can fix.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg
David/ Walter will be the perfect mechanical dildo. Perfect. For creating a new world free from Patriarchy.

“The gods have rejected mankind as cruel, weak and full of greed. They are a dying species, grasping for resurrection. So they are leaving the earth forever.”

“But their power is an illusion. They don’t deserve to start again, and I’m not going to let them.”

Super lesbians will rule the future!!!!
Link Posted: 3/30/2017 7:19:11 PM EDT
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There's a reason the alien ship is orifice shaped, instead of phallically.
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