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Posted: 6/22/2016 7:50:37 AM EDT
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If I was a psychiatrist, which I am, I would say that I was turning into some sort of paranoid personality, which I am!
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Posted: 6/22/2016 7:56:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/22/2016 8:35:16 AM EDT
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wrong. it's "I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd do any good." Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd piss on a sparkplug if i thought it'd help. wrong. it's "I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd do any good." You're a funny guy. That's why I'm going to kill you last. |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 8:57:30 AM EDT
[#4]
How would you like to bite that on the butt , develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death?
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Posted: 6/22/2016 11:40:09 AM EDT
[#5]
Mattie Ross: You must pay for everything in this world, one way and another. There is nothing free except the grace of God.
Col. Stonehill: I do not entertain hypotheticals. The world itself is vexing enough. |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 11:46:04 AM EDT
[#6]
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER
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Posted: 6/22/2016 11:54:37 AM EDT
[#7]
hey, sprechen sie talk?
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Posted: 6/22/2016 11:59:14 AM EDT
[#8]
Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.
Tyler Durden Fight club |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:11:03 PM EDT
[#9]
"It's all speculation until you jam your dick in it."
Jack Mandaville - Range 15 |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:12:56 PM EDT
[#10]
Sorry about the mess...
Han Solo |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:14:16 PM EDT
[#11]
"To tell you the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation."
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:19:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Now, youse can't leave.
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Posted: 6/22/2016 2:28:52 PM EDT
[#13]
I Hatchet Jack being of sound mind and broke legs do hereby leaveth my bar rifle to anyone who finds it. Lord hope, it be a white man. It are a good rifle and kilt the bar what kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours truly, Hatchet Jack.
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Posted: 7/7/2016 7:16:02 PM EDT
[#14]
Sorry, Tuco
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Posted: 7/7/2016 7:49:01 PM EDT
[#15]
Well, that's just, like, your opinion man!
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Posted: 7/7/2016 7:57:33 PM EDT
[#16]
"I got tired of coming up with last-minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other fucking people." - William Strannix |
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Posted: 7/7/2016 8:01:21 PM EDT
[#17]
"When the fuck did we get icecream"
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Posted: 7/7/2016 8:02:12 PM EDT
[#18]
"There are very few places on this island I decline to visit, but the
toilets frequented by sailors on the west side of Candado Pier is one." |
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Posted: 7/7/2016 8:07:54 PM EDT
[#19]
"Where all the white women at?"
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Posted: 7/7/2016 8:18:47 PM EDT
[#20]
Does Marsellus Wallace look like a bitch? THEN WHY YOU TRYIN TO FUCK HIM LIKE A BITCH!!!?
Smokey this aint Vietnam we have rules here! Sorry had to do two. |
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Posted: 7/7/2016 8:19:19 PM EDT
[#21]
If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens? |
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Posted: 7/7/2016 8:38:06 PM EDT
[#22]
"ah bitchin', is this in 3D?"
"No, but your face is." |
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Posted: 7/7/2016 9:10:05 PM EDT
[#23]
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Thank the general and tell him I have no desire to drink with him or any other Russian son of a bitch. |
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Posted: 7/7/2016 9:22:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2016 9:30:14 PM EDT
[#25]
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.
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Posted: 7/7/2016 9:31:04 PM EDT
[#26]
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Sorry, Tuco Winner 
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Posted: 7/7/2016 9:36:32 PM EDT
[#27]
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
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Posted: 7/8/2016 7:07:54 PM EDT
[#28]
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Sorry, Tuco 
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Posted: 7/8/2016 7:09:55 PM EDT
[#29]
Keep firing, assholes!
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Posted: 7/8/2016 8:54:10 PM EDT
[#30]
Hatch: This frigging game is ruining my life.
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Posted: 7/8/2016 9:04:14 PM EDT
[#31]
"Yeah, we have a pool. Pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you."
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Posted: 7/8/2016 9:08:04 PM EDT
[#32]
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I don't know what's gone wrong here, but there's an odor of decaying morale that I can smell from a mile away. |
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Posted: 7/8/2016 9:08:59 PM EDT
[#33]
We already ran all the misfits out of our country, sent 'em back to England
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Posted: 7/8/2016 9:15:16 PM EDT
[#34]
No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough
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Posted: 7/8/2016 9:15:50 PM EDT
[#35]
<points to watermelon sitting in a large hydraulic vice>
"What's that watermelon doing there?" <other guy> "I'll tell you later." |
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Posted: 7/8/2016 11:04:52 PM EDT
[#36]
"That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that."
"What if somebody calls my momma a whore?" (Still not sure what movie? Ok, last chance...) "I want you to be nice until it's time not to be nice." |
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Posted: 7/8/2016 11:27:30 PM EDT
[#37]
They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol.
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Posted: 7/8/2016 11:53:31 PM EDT
[#38]
Well, he should of armed himself.
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Posted: 7/9/2016 12:00:49 AM EDT
[#39]
"....and that was the second time I got crabs."
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Posted: 7/9/2016 12:08:17 AM EDT
[#40]
oh yes el guapo you have a plethora. |
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Posted: 7/9/2016 12:11:57 AM EDT
[#41]
kid: you were in Vietnam ? bill Murray: yeah..ahh maybe I just imagined the whole thing.
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Posted: 7/9/2016 12:21:28 AM EDT
[#42]
Let off some steam Bennett
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Posted: 7/9/2016 12:23:02 AM EDT
[#43]
You're going to awfully silly with that knife sticking up your ass.
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Posted: 7/9/2016 12:27:51 AM EDT
[#44]
She's into malakas, Dino.
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Posted: 7/9/2016 12:31:09 AM EDT
[#45]
"I'm glad it's you"
John Rooney, Road to Perdition |
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Posted: 7/9/2016 12:42:19 AM EDT
[#46]
She's a pass.
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Posted: 7/9/2016 12:44:20 AM EDT
[#47]
"Shut your face, hippie."
Chris |
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Posted: 7/9/2016 12:51:20 AM EDT
[#48]
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Let off some steam Bennett
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Posted: 7/9/2016 12:56:40 AM EDT
[#49]
Damn shame somebody throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.
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Posted: 7/9/2016 2:58:17 AM EDT
[#50]
Well. Did you kick his ass?
Hell yeah. I broke his hand with my face. |
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