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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:46:13 PM EDT
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My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels. so were the workers in the ball bearing factories bombed in WWII, or the citizens in the cities we bombed into rubble. war sucks. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:49:10 PM EDT
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"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear. "
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:50:59 PM EDT
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I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard. Great movie. Sit your five dollar as down before I make change! |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:54:44 PM EDT
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The Dude abides....
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:56:19 PM EDT
[#5]
aweful good cereal flakes, Mrs. Mcdonnah
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:58:04 PM EDT
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I've been going to this school for 7 1/2 years, I'm no dummy.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 5:00:30 PM EDT
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so were the workers in the ball bearing factories bombed in WWII, or the citizens in the cities we bombed into rubble. war sucks. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels. so were the workers in the ball bearing factories bombed in WWII, or the citizens in the cities we bombed into rubble. war sucks. 
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Posted: 6/21/2016 5:03:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/21/2016 5:05:31 PM EDT
[#9]
"No."
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Posted: 6/21/2016 5:38:55 PM EDT
[#10]
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Posted: 6/21/2016 6:03:30 PM EDT
[#11]
My first Sig Line
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Posted: 6/21/2016 10:52:05 PM EDT
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"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:11:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?" Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:19:19 PM EDT
[#14]
You ever been on a real shrimp boat?
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:20:41 PM EDT
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You may not know it yet but there're some things that gnaw at a man worse than dying- Charlie Postalwaite, Open Range
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:23:08 PM EDT
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Thanks also for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech during gestation. There are those that attempt both at the same time, I find it coarse and vulgar.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:25:34 PM EDT
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Define Irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane, to a song made famous by a band who died in a plane crash.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:29:44 PM EDT
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubble gum."
"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri. Et Filii. Spiritus Sancti." |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:30:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:32:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:32:12 PM EDT
[#21]
A bunch of slack jawed faggots in here.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:32:22 PM EDT
[#22]
"To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers."
"Good, bad - I'm the guy with the gun." |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:40:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryMother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Another one, form a movie I'd bet very few will figure out-- 25 years ago, my father crossed a double yellow line. Changed my life and the life of a little girl forever. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:46:24 PM EDT
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Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1CM2oIeNRQ[/youtube] :) |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:56:35 PM EDT
[#25]
You're a cantaloupe
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:58:52 PM EDT
[#26]
Dick!
Excuse me. Rich! Will milk be made available to us? |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 11:59:48 PM EDT
[#27]
I want my 2 dollars!
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:00:07 AM EDT
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"Mine's warped, why do I always get the warped one"
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:01:05 AM EDT
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"This ain't Dodge City.
And you ain't Bill Hickock." LC |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:12:06 AM EDT
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"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me."
or "Protection from what? "Zee Germans"? " The whole movie could be one big quote. |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:17:57 AM EDT
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"Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners fuck the prom queen."
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:20:49 AM EDT
[#32]
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:20:56 AM EDT
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"Sorry about the 'up yours, n-----.'"
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:22:01 AM EDT
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"Oh, Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there. You may go now."
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:25:02 AM EDT
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:27:15 AM EDT
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Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:29:01 AM EDT
[#37]
"Everyone can be super! And when everyone's super...no one will be."
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:30:54 AM EDT
[#38]
"I hate Illinois Nazis"
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:36:35 AM EDT
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"What in the Wide World of Sports is a-going on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:40:46 AM EDT
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"We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union." |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 12:56:14 AM EDT
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Okay Flaming Dragon, fuckface.
First, take a big step back... and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you!! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!! 
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Posted: 6/22/2016 1:13:29 AM EDT
[#42]
" I don't want a large Farva! I want a god damn liter of cola!"
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Posted: 6/22/2016 1:20:27 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
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My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels. so were the workers in the ball bearing factories bombed in WWII, or the citizens in the cities we bombed into rubble. war sucks.  https://youtu.be/iQdDRrcAOjA
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Posted: 6/22/2016 1:22:30 AM EDT
[#44]
Never get out of the boat.
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Posted: 6/22/2016 1:44:23 AM EDT
[#45]
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 1:50:47 AM EDT
[#46]
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
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Posted: 6/22/2016 2:46:18 AM EDT
[#47]
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, And I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please. With sugar on top. Clean the fucking car. |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 3:39:07 AM EDT
[#48]
"well, what-chu know, the fuzz."
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Posted: 6/22/2016 3:40:06 AM EDT
[#49]
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I'd piss on a sparkplug if i thought it'd help. wrong. it's "I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd do any good." |
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Posted: 6/22/2016 7:39:54 AM EDT
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Looking forward to seeing you in action. Jack says you got a really big cock. Well i guess so. May i see it. Really? Please. Why thank you Eddie. No problem. |
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