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Posted: 12/20/2014 2:37:24 AM EDT
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Nope. I like that commercial. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 2:42:59 AM EDT
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No it makes my cock hard This. I would try my damnedest to keep them looking that way. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 2:46:03 AM EDT
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Would smash....all of them...
Like another poster said "low risk entry" ....just for fun at that point.... I wish I coulda kept my wife pregnant....sex drive went through the roof....boobs got bigger...and don't have to worry bout getting pregnant....it's just the next 18 years that suck.... It did help that my wife was just as hot pregnant as not....both kids she walked outta the hospital weighing the same as she did before she got knocked up. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 2:49:25 AM EDT
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Would smash all five, one after another. It would take me five minutes.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 3:06:44 AM EDT
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That tawdry little dance is how they got that way. mmm, mmm, mmm... I love me some pregnant chicks. I loved my wife pregnant, it was like having a different chick every few weeks., small bewbs, big bewbs, small waist big waist, average libido, crazy horny libido. it was awesome. I am so turned on by the pregnant female form, I can't be the only one? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 3:26:45 AM EDT
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Your biological role is still defense. A man who can't take care of his wife and kids isn't much of a man. You can call it sexist but the truth of the matter is we're built for it. There's nothing unsavory about prep for combat as a family man. We distort gender roles with our pop culture today but in terms of size and hormones it's exactly what we're wired for. Anyone who's trained with women knows it, even if it's politically unacceptable to acknowledge. Size, weight, respective percentages of body fat and muscle mass, load bearing, bone density, aggression - that's on us. Decent men do quit or quiet other behaviors though, like the frequency and intensity of bar nights or the financially irresponsible impulse rifle buy. Suggestive dancing can be a paycheck, I guess, but I don't think it's got the same physiological mandate, and I'd like to believe it falls more on the juvenile side, behaviors to quash when you're a grown-up. There will be kids looking at you all the time soon - it's not oppressive to suggest that maybe not everything need be sexualized. I'm not saying they shouldn't do it, or you shouldn't enjoy it, but it sure isn't for me. And the santa/baby/hurry-down-my-chimney lyrics and corresponding birth visuals definitely wilt my tinsel. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I think it's cool they are dancing and moving like that when they are that far along. It'd be cool if it wasn't fucking trashy. You surrender the "smack-that-ass" dance from your repertoire when you decide to be a parent. meh, not when you're a professional dancer and you're getting paid good money to do it. And when you've been working out hard and are in good shape. I was supposed to give up fighting and smashing people when I got married too, but I was paid to do it. So once a week, I did it with zeal. Your biological role is still defense. A man who can't take care of his wife and kids isn't much of a man. You can call it sexist but the truth of the matter is we're built for it. There's nothing unsavory about prep for combat as a family man. We distort gender roles with our pop culture today but in terms of size and hormones it's exactly what we're wired for. Anyone who's trained with women knows it, even if it's politically unacceptable to acknowledge. Size, weight, respective percentages of body fat and muscle mass, load bearing, bone density, aggression - that's on us. Decent men do quit or quiet other behaviors though, like the frequency and intensity of bar nights or the financially irresponsible impulse rifle buy. Suggestive dancing can be a paycheck, I guess, but I don't think it's got the same physiological mandate, and I'd like to believe it falls more on the juvenile side, behaviors to quash when you're a grown-up. There will be kids looking at you all the time soon - it's not oppressive to suggest that maybe not everything need be sexualized. I'm not saying they shouldn't do it, or you shouldn't enjoy it, but it sure isn't for me. And the santa/baby/hurry-down-my-chimney lyrics and corresponding birth visuals definitely wilt my tinsel. that's fair, and I understand your viewpoint and it's certainly valid. It clearly isn't for everyone. It might be juvenile behavior, especially for moms, but even as a highly conservative person from a highly conservative culture, I didn't find this particularly offensive. It's a mildly tongue in cheek add showing some women who aren't normally viewed as sexy, be kinda sexy. Who am I to point fingers if they want to dance and be a little sexy? Considering the sum total of all the things I see "wrong" every day, this seems pretty low on the list of things to worry about. I am not particularly bothered by women who want to still be sexy if they are a little older, or pregnant or whatever. it's fine with me I guess. But I understand how it might not be for you or yours. I might be slightly colored by the fact my wife was a dancer, and does a lot of zumba. other than the bellies, this looks a lot like her zumba classes she goes to 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 3:45:21 AM EDT
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4 1 2 5 3 It kinda turns me on. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 4:02:57 AM EDT
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No way they are all pregnant. They are dancers with prosthetic baby bellies. My daughter had to wear one for 48 hours for a child care class in high school.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 4:07:32 AM EDT
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I would crush the one second to the left. What if the second one on the left was: http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/1735454b41b91776.jpg Yea Pirates need love too, but this one looks like a guy. I would have to do a saftey cheak first. Your instincts will serve you well, padawan. Don't Care HOT 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 4:09:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No it makes my cock hard  Me too!
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:49:09 AM EDT
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Would smash....all of them... Like another poster said "low risk entry" ....just for fun at that point.... I wish I coulda kept my wife pregnant....sex drive went through the roof....boobs got bigger...and don't have to worry bout getting pregnant....it's just the next 18 years that suck.... It did help that my wife was just as hot pregnant as not....both kids she walked outta the hospital weighing the same as she did before she got knocked up. You are a very lucky man. My wife gained 30lbs and decided to keep it. She's a good mother and good wife, just wish she cared enough to try to keep herself desirable to me. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:58:12 AM EDT
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Threads were created, comments were made, the commercial worked flawlessly.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:08:15 AM EDT
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No way they are all pregnant. They are dancers with prosthetic baby bellies. My daughter had to wear one for 48 hours for a child care class in high school. My wife is a Zumba instructor and continued teaching her full hour-lomg class all the way up to two weeks before delivery. Trying to hold her legs during birth was a serious chore. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:13:22 AM EDT
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When they get pregnant and the hormones get jacked up, they really like sex.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:16:46 AM EDT
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There is something very feminine and attractive about hot preggo chicks. I could hardly keep my hands off my wife through all three of our pregnancies. In short, I would destroy each one of them.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:17:16 AM EDT
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I'm not pregnant, nor ever been, and I couldn't dance like that. I was about 6 months pregnant with my first and for some reason thought I was going to show my mom a dance move for Bidi Bidi Bom Bom from the Selena movie. I don't know what I was thinking because it's basically twisting one direction from the waist up, the opposite direction from the waist down, back and forth really fast. I think it's actually called the washing machine because it looks like the way the agitator and tub move counter to each other. At any rate, I could actually FEEL the water sloshing around and the baby bumping against my sides. I just did it for a few seconds and then had to sit down because that feeling was so disorienting and it felt a lot like sea sickness. 
Other dancing was fine but that twisting back and forth was a no-go. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:21:36 AM EDT
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It doesn't disturb me, and they are beautiful girls, but I do find it kinda weird.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:23:30 AM EDT
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The only thing I thought about that, is who the fuck cares because nobody shops at K-mart anyway. I literally haven't seen the inside of a k-mart in over a decade. Actually probably close to two decades at this point. This. K- wat? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:21:11 PM EDT
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No way they are all pregnant. They are dancers with prosthetic baby bellies. My daughter had to wear one for 48 hours for a child care class in high school. http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/12/01/joe-boxer-kmart-holiday-advertising-marketing-christmas-retail/70107040/ |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:25:42 PM EDT
[#20]
Well.....
Ya know they fuck |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:52:54 PM EDT
[#21]
I'd hit it, all of them.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 12:53:30 PM EDT
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I actually like Joe Boxer boxer briefs. After Dillard's stopped selling my preferred brand, I had to find a new goto boxer brief and Joe Boxer turned out to be great.
And pregnant women can be sexy (like all of the women in that commercial) but that commercial was a little odd. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:02:42 PM EDT
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Just doesn't rustle my jimmies. The dance they're doing is a bit distasteful, but I feel that way no matter who's dancing like that.
Pregnant girls can dance and be sexy and active all the way through the end of the third trimester. Good on them for staying active and in shape and working. They could always be lazy, couch potato, FSA freeloaders. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:20:59 PM EDT
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No way they are all pregnant. They are dancers with prosthetic baby bellies. My daughter had to wear one for 48 hours for a child care class in high school. http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/12/01/joe-boxer-kmart-holiday-advertising-marketing-christmas-retail/70107040/ I would have lost money on that bet. Pretty cool. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:21:38 PM EDT
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I will never shop at K-Mart again, because it is owned by Sears.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:25:07 PM EDT
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I will never shop at K-Mart again, because it is owned by Sears. I haven't been inside of one in years. I used to live not far from a Kmart in 2005, and they were kind of dumpy then. They probably look like Dollar General inside now. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:28:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Must, stop, watching, arm, gonna, fall, off.  Preggo chicks are sexy (no fetish) Could care less how they dance on a commercial. Better than dudes balls or whatever was the uproar last year. LOL, sounds like you have a fetish. Not even gonna lie, I do... But the commercial is just meh. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:29:38 PM EDT
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Awesome.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:30:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Racists apparently. Read the comments, it'll give you a new found appreciation for the high IQ levels found in GD. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Kmart has stooped lower and lower with their crappy ghetto commercials. What advertising genius is responsible for that crap of a company? Racists apparently. Read the comments, it'll give you a new found appreciation for the high IQ levels found in GD. Why do you think I love this place / spent so many years and hours here? Fucking GD, it's like the intellectual stronghold of the internets... and I'm not even joking! We get some floaters in the punch bowl on occasion, along with their cockageddons, but for the most part... |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:31:46 PM EDT
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I would have lost money on that bet. Pretty cool. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No way they are all pregnant. They are dancers with prosthetic baby bellies. My daughter had to wear one for 48 hours for a child care class in high school. http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/12/01/joe-boxer-kmart-holiday-advertising-marketing-christmas-retail/70107040/ I would have lost money on that bet. Pretty cool. The first time i saw it i thought the same thing. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:33:51 PM EDT
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Looking at the way they dance, it's easy to see how they got pregnant. They look barely out of high school, but it's cool to be a single mom these days. You know, because it's whatever. Where were the dads? Oh yeah...  Are you serious or is my parody meter broken? Lot of assumptions in that post. Full retard? Uh, missed the smiley did you? 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:34:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Suggestive dancing can be a paycheck, I guess, but I don't think it's got the same physiological mandate, and I'd like to believe it falls more on the juvenile side, behaviors to quash when you're a grown-up. There will be kids looking at you all the time soon - it's not oppressive to suggest that maybe not everything need be sexualized. I'm not saying they shouldn't do it, or you shouldn't enjoy it, but it sure isn't for me. And the santa/baby/hurry-down-my-chimney lyrics and corresponding birth visuals definitely wilt my tinsel. I'm probably in the minority on this, but the trashy dancing shit... twerking and other behavior typically found in Major Lazer videos, yeah... not for me. I don't find it a turn on. The santa baby chimney shit I just thought was retarded, typical of the Kmart commercial content. At least they're consistent. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 4:44:24 PM EDT
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Disturbed? No.
A little turned on? Yes.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:09:06 PM EDT
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Threads were created, comments were made, the commercial worked flawlessly. But it made me (and many others) much less likely to shop there, so it actually could be having the opposite effect of what they had hoped for. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:42:46 PM EDT
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If by disturbed, you mean did I masturbate to that commercial... The answer is yes.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:06:18 PM EDT
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I would. Two times.
ETA - Each. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:11:20 PM EDT
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Had to do a double take the first time it came on the TV, with all that dancing and singing and belly grabbing. Haha!
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:15:36 PM EDT
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Would hit. Low risk entry. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:16:09 PM EDT
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I can't stand it. For some reason they play it every single commercial break on some channels. See, it all has to do with the how much air time a company pays for.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:18:45 PM EDT
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That tawdry little dance is how they got that way.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:32:46 PM EDT
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Could care less how they dance on a commercial. Better than dudes balls or whatever was the uproar last year. How much less could you care? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:45:04 PM EDT
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No way they are all pregnant. They are dancers with prosthetic baby bellies. My daughter had to wear one for 48 hours for a child care class in high school. Perv Buzz-Kill thanks |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:48:11 PM EDT
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Which is more distasteful? The pregnant women hoochie dancing, or the bellmen with the clappers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PVhIMr4ScI |
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Posted: 12/21/2014 5:08:20 AM EDT
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the first thing I said after I saw that ad was that it made me uncomfortable |
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Posted: 12/21/2014 5:10:56 AM EDT
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Seems appropriate for EBT-Mart.
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Posted: 12/21/2014 5:29:12 AM EDT
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At least we know they put out.
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Posted: 12/21/2014 6:11:27 AM EDT
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Which is more distasteful? The pregnant women hoochie dancing, or the bellmen with the clappers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PVhIMr4ScI The future mothers dancing is much more distasteful. The bellmen at least have rhythm. My wife and friends agree. |
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Posted: 12/21/2014 6:17:06 AM EDT
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I think it's cute. It's not a porno, it's a pajama commercial. |
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Posted: 12/21/2014 6:22:53 AM EDT
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I will never shop at K-Mart again, because it is owned by Sears. Fixed! 
Eta: I won't ever shop at a Sears either. I don't discriminate. 
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Posted: 12/21/2014 6:37:26 AM EDT
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Methinks that the OP protests too much and obviously isn't man enough to party with a real (pregnant) woman.
Not really. That commercial is annoying as hell. Thought so the first time I saw it. Oh, and KMart sucks.....rant over. |
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