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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:22:36 PM EDT
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I try to sound like a bad ass when I post on the internet to win the respect of complete strangers.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:25:32 PM EDT
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I try to sound like a bad ass when I post on the internet to win the respect of complete strangers. no way |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:26:38 PM EDT
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Males on my fathers side have a genetic mutation that makes us immune to all forms of hepatitis. This hepatitis immunity is usually only limited to the Hep A virus and is usually not sexually dimorphic. None of the females on my dad side have the immunity and as far as we can tell the mutation goes back as far as my great grandfather. Every male on my mother's side (including myself) is left handed. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:26:46 PM EDT
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I've been on local TV twice and national TV once.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:30:18 PM EDT
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When I was 20 years old (and my GF was 18), we fucked standing up in her kitchen, leaning against the refrigerator, while her parents were in the living room watching TV, about 30 feet away.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:31:30 PM EDT
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Im irish
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:32:22 PM EDT
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I have been stabbed in the gut.
Twice.  Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:32:44 PM EDT
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I have one kidney. Came here to say this. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:39:54 PM EDT
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I'm fat.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:44:16 PM EDT
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I have caught in excess of over 200 salmon on rod and reel this summer
I have shipped out in excess of over 200 lbs of fish to friends in the lower 48 this summer 
and have made over 50lbs of smoked fish this summer 
I think I may survive the winter 
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:44:59 PM EDT
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When I was 20 years old (and my GF was 18), we fucked standing up in her kitchen, leaning against the refrigerator, while her parents were in the living room watching TV, about 30 feet away. BTDT Me standing, her bent over the couch in the formal living room while her DIA Army Colonel father was watching TV in the Den at the back of the house. 17 and 16 we were As the moonbats say, " so much for military intelligence." |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:47:48 PM EDT
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I have caught in excess of over 200 salmon on rod and reel this summer http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/wplowing/727A97F4-5992-4E0B-BA96-A781A599BB31_zpsepjrmmfw.jpg http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/wplowing/B28917FA-E6C8-4FCF-8725-BE847FF97CCA_zps40r9aa42.jpg I have shipped out in excess of over 200 lbs of fish to friends in the lower 48 this summer http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/wplowing/7368667E-E691-4E1D-9DFD-5C109AC37855_zpsblvknwwg.jpg and have made over 50lbs of smoked fish this summer http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/wplowing/9F4259E7-19C8-4257-9055-4DDF11754706_zpsil8jiox3.jpg http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/wplowing/FF2A44D4-A25D-4057-9EC2-C873664920CA_zpsvuuwvhyl.jpg I think I may survive the winter
Dude, if I ever visit Alaska I'm hitting you up for some Salmon knowledge |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 4:57:08 PM EDT
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Hmmm.. The only one i find very interesting is: My Great Grandmother fled Europe during World War I, and boarded the RMS Lusitania in Liverpool on the 17th of April 1915. She arrived in New York on April 24th, and on the voyage back to Liverpool the Lusitania was sunk by a German sub. She was on the last voyage before the boat sunk.. pretty cool in my opinion. I wish I could've met her. Well, other people are breaking the no quotes rule, so I will too. I had a great uncle or granduncle or something like that who was a crew member on the Lusitania, and he survived the sinking. Does that make me famous? Do I get a cookie or something?
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:02:37 PM EDT
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I have two different colored eyes. My left foot is half a size longer than my right, but the right is wider.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:04:35 PM EDT
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I drove 2 hours to bang a chick, when i finished her mom said "good show!"
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:09:42 PM EDT
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My last name really is Outlaw
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:13:54 PM EDT
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In 1986 I sent a morse code message...
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:16:02 PM EDT
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I drive a shitbox.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:22:19 PM EDT
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My wife and I were in first grade together, where she cast a strawberry blonde, green eyed spell on me.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:24:48 PM EDT
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my first and middle names are both names of major american brands. i am a walking billboard of 'Mericuh! and it was done on purpose by my parents
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:37:16 PM EDT
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I have been shocked by an electric catfish, several times, on purpose, it hurts.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:48:18 PM EDT
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Over the last 15 years or so I've been on about 10 different automotive-themed TV shows, many of them multiple times.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:52:11 PM EDT
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I was born in Hempstead, L.I., NY. My Dad retired from the Nassau County PD in '75 when I was nine.
Raised down here, and my wife has called me one of the worst rednecks she knows.
She likes to say she got me before I was "ruint." I love that word even if I still cannot pronounce it right. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:54:31 PM EDT
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I co-produced music for a boy band in early 200's. An investor spent almost a million dollars on them, and no one has ever heard of them.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:01:20 PM EDT
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I was the first person to successfully complete an involuntary repossession of a logging truck for GMAC Finance. They sent me a coffee mug, and a check.
That was one pissed off lumberjack. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:02:37 PM EDT
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I have met Mary Jane Rotten Crotch
My dick looked at me and said, "You gotta be kidding me. I'd rather fuck a sewer pipe."
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:03:31 PM EDT
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Working on a second book; this one for publication in the UK.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:26:44 PM EDT
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I evaded the police when I was in highschool. I had a fast Charger and was showing off for my girlfriend who is now my wife.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:27:55 PM EDT
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If I ever lose my hair my head will look like a map of the railroad from all the stitches I sustained through sneak attacks by my (8) younger siblings in my Irish Catholic Family. I woke up in the emergency room so many times getting stitched up that they knew me on a first name basis and would just hand my parents a kit to pull them out later to save another trip. They were savages, I tell you.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:31:36 PM EDT
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I designed the funeral coach that carried President Reagan to his final resting place. You've seen the pics.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:32:08 PM EDT
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Nothing about me or what I do is random.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:35:04 PM EDT
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I've been close enough to a black bear in BFE Alaska that I could have reached out and touched it.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:36:04 PM EDT
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and I have one nut..............REALLY! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have one kidney. and I have one nut..............REALLY! I'm down to 1 leg. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:40:59 PM EDT
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I was witness to a cop on armed black teen shooting much like what is going on in ferguson in m hometown while on a ride along. Had it not been for mry brother and I the cop would have fried. He was burned in the media because it was a slow news week. A full year of media dodging and protecting my family ensued.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:42:27 PM EDT
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I designed the funeral coach that carried President Reagan to his final resting place. You've seen the pics. this one? 
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:44:18 PM EDT
[#36]
I like talking to strangers
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:45:41 PM EDT
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While hitchhiking cross-country at 18 years old I almost got mixed up in a murder in Texarkana. We never found the guy. I woke up in a cheap hotel room, the car was gone, the guy had checked out and settled up the bill, so I didn't owe anything.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:46:30 PM EDT
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My mother's father was an Air Force mechanic and worked on Air Force 1.
When that President left office, my grandfather took the table off of Air Force 1 and gave it to my parents for a wedding gift. And the President, you ask? The 37th President of the United States of America, President Richard Milhous Nixon. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:47:04 PM EDT
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I have completed my childhood dreams except for building a spaceship out of trash with the local bully and friendly rejects.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:50:15 PM EDT
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I saw Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble at Fitzgerald's in Houston a couple of weeks after he told David Bowie he wouldn't tour unless Double Trouble could open. Best concert I've ever seen. If you can get "Force of Nature" boot made during that show it will be worth your while... it is fantastic.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:50:18 PM EDT
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I have a very rare blood disorder called Bernard-Soulier Syndrome. My platelet count hovers around 25,000 to 33,000. A normal person has platelet counts from 300,000 to 500,000. My blood doesn't clot very well as a result. It occurs in about one in a million people.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard%E2%80%93Soulier_syndrome |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:50:25 PM EDT
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Im irish Nice. I used to live there. What County are you from? |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:56:52 PM EDT
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I once ate breakfast with Mike Huckabee. We were in our jammies. We sat across from each other, ate Raisin Bran, and drank coffee. Enjoyed polite conversation.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:09:34 PM EDT
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I was childhood playmates with Alain Pompidou's oldest son. We used to play Matchbox cars, climb trees and eat snacks together before they moved back to France.
Alain's father is Georges Pompidou - the former President of France. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:24:28 PM EDT
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you old
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I've been wearing prescription glasses for 65 years..................NOT a typo either. you old
Why,yes...yes I am.......and I hope to get a little older too!
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:44:02 PM EDT
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I can gleek on command, sometimes to distances of about 6 feet.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:53:19 PM EDT
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I purposely dropped out of high school senior year because I did not find it interesting. Under pressure from my parents and grandparents I took the SAT's and scored in the low 1400's, at this point I still could have earned enough credits to go to a college, I didn't. I cut timber instead and now I'm a mechanic
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Posted: 8/26/2014 8:17:16 PM EDT
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I once had to tell a Korean War vet to stand fast once to get him to stop defecating. He thought he was done but he wasn't. Cleaned him up when he finished though.
I held a Vietnam vet's hand till he died so he wouldn't die alone. He had family the county over but they wouldn't come. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 8:20:08 PM EDT
[#49]
I currently own 2 firearms, and 33 microphones.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 8:35:59 PM EDT
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i should have been dead a long time ago. i thank God for every day now. |
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