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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:06:31 PM EDT

[#1]

This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:08:12 PM EDT

[#2]

Go for it.... I'm desperate. I'd put up with a little crazy for someone that hot... especially when I don't really have much else going on.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:09:01 PM EDT

[#3]

Brb. Okay we're cool.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:11:43 PM EDT

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Sorry, I'm married.

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This

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:14:19 PM EDT

[#5]

I want to answer this.... But I don't trust you OP.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:14:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:19:02 PM EDT

[#7]

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This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.

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Chillax dude!

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:19:26 PM EDT

[#8]

GD answer:

Real answer: Sorry sug, I'm happily married.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:21:19 PM EDT

[#9]

take one for the team

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:22:40 PM EDT

[#10]

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This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.

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You post the most fucked up shit.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:24:36 PM EDT

[#11]

2nd post nails it.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:26:05 PM EDT

[#12]

throat fuck her, leave your babies on the ground, spit on her box, and walk away

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:26:28 PM EDT

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Tell her you are gay but you have a friend

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This

Unless it is a trap girl and has a penis

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:34:52 PM EDT

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This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.

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Is this some copypasta joke I haven't been made aware of yet?

Relax dude, life is short and some dudes ain't cut out for marriage right now.

And remember this is GD, 97% of what gets posted is bullshit.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:36:46 PM EDT

[#15]

I don't want to procreate.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:38:21 PM EDT

[#16]

I ban the OP and him

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:39:24 PM EDT

[#17]

"Let's give it a couple go 'rounds and I'll see if you're worthy." "If so, then lemme ask my wife!

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:39:29 PM EDT

[#18]

Her and her pimp are going to rob you, shank you, and leave you for dead.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:45:16 PM EDT

[#19]

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2nd post nails it.

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Thank you!

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:46:40 PM EDT

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Sorry, I'm married.

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This.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:55:38 PM EDT

[#21]

Tell her my name is Aimless and father her children

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:56:47 PM EDT

[#22]

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"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies."

http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg

What do you do?

Pole inbound.

Exactly.

Yep.

I'd have some pole inbound for her.

ETA: I did not have time to read this whole thread. If it was revealed up above somewhere that "she" has a penis, then please disregard this post.

Posted: 4/17/2014 8:16:13 PM EDT

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blade at 45.

all she wants is my .22lr ammo

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Posted: 4/17/2014 8:18:19 PM EDT

[#24]

I wouldn't tell her I'm sterile, and just respond with "I'm trying! Maybe next time!" after each hit.

Posted: 4/17/2014 8:25:23 PM EDT

[#25]

Take her to my doctor and pay for a Provera shot.
Let the games begin!

Posted: 4/17/2014 8:35:36 PM EDT

[#26]

IBTP

Posted: 4/17/2014 8:39:26 PM EDT

[#27]

I would immediately recognize that I was being set up to be robbed.

Posted: 4/17/2014 8:42:56 PM EDT

[#28]

I would make this face

then this face

then maybe this face

then I'd run...

Posted: 4/17/2014 8:48:06 PM EDT

[#29]

I'd tell the old lady she was about to watch me creampie some blanks into a strange piece of ass.

Posted: 4/17/2014 8:50:17 PM EDT

[#30]

Never ever let her have access to the condoms.

Posted: 4/17/2014 9:24:06 PM EDT

[#31]

I've said it before ........ 13er's should NOT be able to start threads.

Come on, it's '14 and getting hot outside. When is this going to stop..

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:11:03 AM EDT

[#32]

Hand her a business card and have her call my agent.

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:16:15 AM EDT

[#33]

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Ask if she has a penis.

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With my luck , it would .

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:21:05 AM EDT

[#34]

1. That would indicate a high level of crazy.

2. If ARFCOM has taught me anything, it's never stick your dick in the crazy.

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:21:13 AM EDT

[#35]

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"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies."

http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg

What do you do?

Pole inbound.

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One thing I learned from watching horror films: if a hot chick comes on to a guy like me, I'd better put my back against the wall and reach for my gun because her biker/sociopath/possessed/alien boyfriend is sneaking up on me with a meat cleaver.

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:22:20 AM EDT

[#36]

I would hope she didn't ask what my post count was...

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:27:34 AM EDT

[#37]

Ask if it would be OK for me to pet her seeing eye dog.

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:28:24 AM EDT

[#38]

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Jizz in her hair and run away

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I don't know why but this one made me almost piss myself^

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:28:40 AM EDT

[#39]

Never stick it in the crazy.

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:30:21 AM EDT

[#40]

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Beat me to it

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:34:06 AM EDT

[#41]

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This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.

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Doesn't seem to have the temperament for GD does he!

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:34:27 AM EDT

[#42]

If she can talk my Wife into it...

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:34:41 AM EDT

[#43]

Assuming she ain't married and doesn't have a penis, I'd raise my head towards the heavens and praise God.

Then take her home and give her the best 60 seconds of her life.

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:34:43 AM EDT

[#44]

let her blow me and don't ask questions...

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:36:23 AM EDT

[#45]

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This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.

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Do you know how we can tell if somebody hasn't been laid in awhile?

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:41:31 AM EDT

[#46]

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This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.

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But what did you think the OP meant when he said "pole inbound"?