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Link Posted: 4/10/2014 8:50:34 PM EDT
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Today's Joe Simpson Award goes to ... SauerPatchKid.

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SIMON! SIMON! FUCKKKK!

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and thanks man!
Link Posted: 4/10/2014 9:54:25 PM EDT
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SIMON! SIMON! FUCKKKK!

(Song starts playing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCyWqUNEogU

and thanks man!
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Today's Joe Simpson Award goes to ... SauerPatchKid.

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SIMON! SIMON! FUCKKKK!

(Song starts playing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCyWqUNEogU

and thanks man!


The only way you'd know that song is if you saw the movie.  I don't recall him mentioning it in the book.  I've actually never heard that song, and I don't think I ever want to ... just in case ... not sure I want that song stuck in my head if I ever have to Simpson / SauerPatchKid my way back to civilization.

And for anyone else reading this, no, Simon didn't have a choice.  He had to cut the rope.  If the roles were reversed, Simpson would have cut the rope, too.

Touching the Void

[I embedded the movie trailer and then decided to delete it.  The trailer is really poor, and doesn't properly capture the situation.  The actual movie, however, is excellent, and if you can find it on Netflix it's worth the watch.]
Link Posted: 4/10/2014 10:04:03 PM EDT
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Gnarly fall dude, glad to see you made it without any severe injuries.
What's the name of the couloir you planned on ripping ?
Do you venture into the BC with avi gear & have avi certs ?
Also +++ for keeping calm & getting yourself out of the BC, without calling in SAR.

I'm surprised I didn't see a thread on TGR about your uncontrolled decent.

ETA: After many dawn patrols & several  LONG tours out (which started at sunset) I carry a headlamp & flashlight.
Link Posted: 4/10/2014 10:25:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/10/2014 10:30:22 PM EDT
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Gnarly fall dude, glad to see you made it without any severe injuries.
What's the name of the couloir you planned on ripping ?
Do you venture into the BC with avi gear & have avi certs ?
Also +++ for keeping calm & getting yourself out of the BC, without calling in SAR.

I'm surprised I didn't see a thread on TGR about your uncontrolled decent.

ETA: After many dawn patrols & several  LONG tours out (which started at sunset) I carry a headlamp & flashlight.
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I was planning on skiing the Great Gully in King Ravine. Also known as "The Seven" due to the land formation on to the left. As the snow melts at the end of the season, the formation appears as bare rock and the rest of the gully still has snow pack, forming a 7 shape.

I generally carry a probe and shovel with me, no avi certs, but I have spent enough time out there to be familiar with how slabs can form and break, and I have done enough reading and online research to supplement it. On that day I left the probe and shovel at home, as the snow pack from the week before and the conditions leading up to that day equated to low avi danger. Mount Washington Avalanche Center also reported low dangers that day for the area.

The slab that broke loose was a small area that had re-froze from that day and didn't actually cause an avalanche. Think of it as walking on snow covered with a sheet of ice and breaking through it. That is what happened.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 1:22:34 PM EDT
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Dude that's terrible....




You're local newspaper is called the Union Leader?  WTF kinda Marxist shit is that?

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Coincidentally, the Union Leader is a very conservative paper- at least in historical terms.
Link Posted: 4/16/2014 1:17:47 AM EDT
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You're local newspaper is called the Union Leader?  WTF kinda Marxist shit is that?


Coincidentally, the Union Leader is a very conservative paper- at least in historical terms.


Still is. Looks like I'll be in the paper again this week, I'm getting some of my stuff back (my Beretta and a single ski) and the paper wants to cover it.
Link Posted: 4/16/2014 1:29:37 AM EDT
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there goes any chance of sleeping tonight
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Yeah, that bunny is creepy.

Glad you made it.
Link Posted: 4/16/2014 10:05:34 PM EDT
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Yeah, that bunny is creepy.

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Yeah, that bunny is creepy.

Glad you made it.


I can't wait for Monday to come. First thing I'm doing is taking that fucking thing off the window and burying it in the basement.
Link Posted: 5/26/2014 11:59:50 PM EDT
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50 days later...

Link Posted: 5/27/2014 12:05:18 AM EDT
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You couldn't convince the doc's to do an eyebrow reduction on the house?

Link Posted: 5/27/2014 12:14:17 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/27/2014 12:18:34 AM EDT
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Hell no. Fuck skiing/ boarding! Good thing you kids are made of rubber till you hit about thirty.
Glad ya made it.
Link Posted: 5/27/2014 12:20:08 AM EDT
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Battle buddy was busy with school, so I was alone. Had to crawl 3 miles back to the road.
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Glad you are not seriously hurt.  Did you have a buddy with you?


Battle buddy was busy with school, so I was alone. Had to crawl 3 miles back to the road.



stoooooooopid
Link Posted: 5/27/2014 12:22:45 AM EDT
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Hell no. Fuck skiing/ boarding! Good thing you kids are made of rubber till you hit about thirty.
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My dislocated hip says otherwise. I wish I was gumby.

Link Posted: 5/27/2014 12:51:05 AM EDT
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Thank god that thing is finally gone and in the basement...
Link Posted: 5/27/2014 9:35:41 AM EDT
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Thanks for the update. Glad you are feeling better.
Link Posted: 5/27/2014 10:00:38 AM EDT
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you are blessed to be alive. Now let me share some of the things I have rules for



never hunt alone, I almost got shot
never shoot alone, see above

never dive alone, not stupid enough to try

never hike alone,

never mountian bike alone

never four wheel alone, too many stories  

never dirt bike alone, hit a booby trap, popped my collar bone, split my helmet and woke up laying on railroad tracks. second time large group of black kids on dirt bikes attacked me for my bike. (that is how they got their bikes they beat the snot out of white kids for theirs) I wound up crossing a 12" wide foot bridge over a fast moving creek at about 63MPH

Never boat alone



Link Posted: 5/28/2014 4:37:37 PM EDT
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New pain every day. My bank account hasn't stopped hurting since. $6k in medical bills. Yay Obamacare!

On a side note, I got to finish off my season on a high note. I made the trip up to Tuckerman Ravine with a friend of mine who got the medical boot from the Army a couple of years ago. We got into a pissing match over who could bitch the most and who could be the slowest on the climb up.

Link Posted: 7/28/2014 12:14:00 AM EDT
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4ish months later...

Knees are still occasionally popping, and my hip occasionally pops from time to time. Hopefully that stops before my physical in the fall.

Rucking 2-3 times a week to get back in shape, some pics here.

Face is getting a little better, not sure if it will clear up any more then it already has.

Link Posted: 7/28/2014 6:27:54 AM EDT
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Glad your healing up, OP.

Link Posted: 7/28/2014 6:43:11 AM EDT
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You 13'ers live the most interesting lives.
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 2:17:08 PM EDT
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But I'm a 12'er?
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 5:14:08 PM EDT
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You 13'ers live the most interesting lives.




But I'm a 12'er?
Dec '12 makes you a 13er.

 
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 5:51:05 PM EDT
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Dec '12 makes you a 13er.  
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You 13'ers live the most interesting lives.


But I'm a 12'er?
Dec '12 makes you a 13er.  


this

looking good OP, good luck with PT
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 9:56:19 PM EDT
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looking good OP, good luck with PT
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You 13'ers live the most interesting lives.


But I'm a 12'er?
Dec '12 makes you a 13er.  


this

looking good OP, good luck with PT


... 2013 is 2013... 2012 is 2012. I am NOT a 13'er.
Link Posted: 8/20/2014 2:24:29 PM EDT
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The irony of your last name... is your middle name "bad"?
Link Posted: 8/20/2014 2:57:52 PM EDT
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Did that hurt? It sure looks like it did.
Link Posted: 8/20/2014 11:36:30 PM EDT
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Naw, a bunch of Chinese gibberish. Kid you not.
Link Posted: 8/20/2014 11:52:10 PM EDT
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Can't believe I haven't seen this thread until today.  I own a ski wax company if you would like some wax for this winter let me know.  I saw you race, I don't really make a race wax, but a lot of people say the wax is faster than most hydrocarbon wax.  That really goes for any skiers and boarders on arfcom too, if you want a sample let me know.  
Link Posted: 8/20/2014 11:55:13 PM EDT
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still a hell of a story
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:15:39 AM EDT
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you are blessed to be alive. Now let me share some of the things I have rules for

never hunt alone, I almost got shotnever shoot alone, see above
never dive alone, not stupid enough to try
never hike alone,
never mountian bike alone
never four wheel alone, too many stories  
never dirt bike alone, hit a booby trap, popped my collar bone, split my helmet and woke up laying on railroad tracks. second time large group of black kids on dirt bikes attacked me for my bike. (that is how they got their bikes they beat the snot out of white kids for theirs) I wound up crossing a 12" wide foot bridge over a fast moving creek at about 63MPH
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Based upon your list, I'm going to assume that mountain climbing alone is ok.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 1:10:02 PM EDT
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... 2013 is 2013... 2012 is 2012. I am NOT a 13'er.
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You 13'ers live the most interesting lives.


But I'm a 12'er?
Dec '12 makes you a 13er.  


this

looking good OP, good luck with PT


... 2013 is 2013... 2012 is 2012. I am NOT a 13'er.


If your join date is between 12/14/12 and 12/31/13, you are a '13er.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 1:13:30 PM EDT
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Glad you're ok OP.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 1:16:44 AM EDT
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Did that hurt? It sure looks like it did.
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Just a little...
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 1:21:20 AM EDT
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Thats a creepy ass easter bunny deco.  
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Soon.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 10:54:50 PM EDT
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Can't believe I haven't seen this thread until today.  I own a ski wax company if you would like some wax for this winter let me know.  I saw you race, I don't really make a race wax, but a lot of people say the wax is faster than most hydrocarbon wax.  That really goes for any skiers and boarders on arfcom too, if you want a sample let me know.  
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I make my own wax too . I have like 1kg+ of pure fluorocarbon powder from a guy who makes overlays and a shitload of graphite powder from school. I blend the two in with Swix CH waxes to make my own fluoro blends for certain snow conditions. I'd love to give your stuff a try though. We have super aggressive snow out here in the East, most of my skiing is on boiler plate ice/injected snow.
Link Posted: 8/26/2014 3:16:39 AM EDT
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Thats a creepy ass easter bunny deco.  

Glad you're alive.

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FP pretty much sums up the whole thread.

Fuck you sure do have some luck
Link Posted: 8/26/2014 3:20:48 AM EDT
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I make my own wax too . I have like 1kg+ of pure fluorocarbon powder from a guy who makes overlays and a shitload of graphite powder from school. I blend the two in with Swix CH waxes to make my own fluoro blends for certain snow conditions. I'd love to give your stuff a try though. We have super aggressive snow out here in the East, most of my skiing is on boiler plate ice/injected snow.
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Can't believe I haven't seen this thread until today.  I own a ski wax company if you would like some wax for this winter let me know.  I saw you race, I don't really make a race wax, but a lot of people say the wax is faster than most hydrocarbon wax.  That really goes for any skiers and boarders on arfcom too, if you want a sample let me know.  


I make my own wax too . I have like 1kg+ of pure fluorocarbon powder from a guy who makes overlays and a shitload of graphite powder from school. I blend the two in with Swix CH waxes to make my own fluoro blends for certain snow conditions. I'd love to give your stuff a try though. We have super aggressive snow out here in the East, most of my skiing is on boiler plate ice/injected snow.



You could call your wax "Fall Down". Make a killing.
Link Posted: 8/26/2014 4:15:12 AM EDT
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Glad you didn't get too messed up. The helmet took one tell of a beating.
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You could call your wax "Fall Down". Make a killing.
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Can't believe I haven't seen this thread until today.  I own a ski wax company if you would like some wax for this winter let me know.  I saw you race, I don't really make a race wax, but a lot of people say the wax is faster than most hydrocarbon wax.  That really goes for any skiers and boarders on arfcom too, if you want a sample let me know.  


I make my own wax too . I have like 1kg+ of pure fluorocarbon powder from a guy who makes overlays and a shitload of graphite powder from school. I blend the two in with Swix CH waxes to make my own fluoro blends for certain snow conditions. I'd love to give your stuff a try though. We have super aggressive snow out here in the East, most of my skiing is on boiler plate ice/injected snow.



You could call your wax "Fall Down". Make a killing.


You are always mean to me
Link Posted: 8/26/2014 10:52:19 PM EDT
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Yea, they are sending me a new one. Should be at my shop sometime this week.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 1:02:13 AM EDT
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Pretty sure I re-tore my meniscus in my right knee this weekend at work . Two steps forward, one step back. This recovery process has been a fucking bitch.

Less than two months until ski season starts again.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 1:14:41 AM EDT
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Glad you're alright man.


Your little carnie hands creep me out.
Link Posted: 9/18/2014 7:00:17 AM EDT
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May I suggest a trail a tad less aggressive than your usual fare to begin this season?

How about King Pine's Pokey Pine or Slow Pokey trails?

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Not allowed to go back to King Pine, hahahaha. Highschool team got booted during a race my junior year.
Link Posted: 9/26/2014 11:42:21 PM EDT
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Got this in the mail earlier... didn't look at it until my mom was like "hey, you're in this magazine ya know".





Link Posted: 9/26/2014 11:45:46 PM EDT
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Your story for that picture should be: "Honey, this is what it looks like when I take a .44 magnum to the face"
Link Posted: 9/26/2014 11:49:26 PM EDT
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Should buff out.
Throw some tussin on it.
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