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Posted: 10/4/2011 6:35:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2011 6:56:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2011 7:15:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2011 7:16:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2011 7:16:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: Does that come with a magnifier?   |
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Posted: 10/4/2011 7:42:51 PM EDT
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Got a text from a wrong number today:
Neil sent me a new picture of Gabbi. Made want to thank you for giving me such a smart and beautiful grand daughter. Also thank you for being such a wonderdul daughter-in-law. If there is a better one I have never heard of her. My reply: I'm cheating on Neil. You're waaaaaay off! It's not his kid!! I got a call from the same number not 2 minutes later. |
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Posted: 10/4/2011 7:55:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2011 7:55:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: Got a text from a wrong number today: Neil sent me a new picture of Gabbi. Made want to thank you for giving me such a smart and beautiful grand daughter. Also thank you for being such a wonderdul daughter-in-law. If there is a better one I have never heard of her. My reply: I'm cheating on Neil. You're waaaaaay off! It's not his kid!! I got a call from the same number not 2 minutes later. Bwahahahaha... This is where this thread really takes off! |
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Posted: 10/4/2011 8:07:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2011 8:11:16 PM EDT
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Got a text from a wrong number today: Neil sent me a new picture of Gabbi. Made want to thank you for giving me such a smart and beautiful grand daughter. Also thank you for being such a wonderdul daughter-in-law. If there is a better one I have never heard of her. My reply: I'm cheating on Neil. You're waaaaaay off! It's not his kid!! I got a call from the same number not 2 minutes later. Bwahahahaha... This is where this thread really takes off! any time I get a wrong number call looking for "x" my responses are usually off the cuff but very often Can you call back "x" is taking a shit and cant talk right now, or I borrowed "x's" phone to beat off to youporn real quick can he call you when I'm finished or He/she is too busy getting "insert random sex act" from ____ ill have "x" call you back |
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Posted: 10/4/2011 8:13:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2011 8:40:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2011 11:55:32 PM EDT
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Feeeed heerrrrrr that was the first thing I thought of as well. So am I the only one who thought The Human Centipede should have been a musical? |
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Posted: 10/5/2011 1:28:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 2:17:25 AM EDT
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So? That was almost exactly my own reaction to that scene! I think Lucas staged the episodes in the order in which he did just so he could sneak that one scene in for maximum "NO SHIT!!!!" effect. NO one in the theater failed to react! |
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Posted: 10/5/2011 3:29:43 AM EDT
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Quoted: I bow before you! Got a text from a wrong number today: Neil sent me a new picture of Gabbi. Made want to thank you for giving me such a smart and beautiful grand daughter. Also thank you for being such a wonderdul daughter-in-law. If there is a better one I have never heard of her. My reply: I'm cheating on Neil. You're waaaaaay off! It's not his kid!! I got a call from the same number not 2 minutes later.  |
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Posted: 10/5/2011 3:38:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 8:10:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 8:42:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:07:17 AM EDT
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A group of crows is properly referred to as a "murder".
Flock of seagulls, murder of crows. Two is an attempt at a murder, as they hope more will join them. No charge, glad to be of service. 
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:23:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:39:06 AM EDT
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Where baby carrots come from:
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Posted: 10/5/2011 2:42:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 2:48:24 PM EDT
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If I were going to be on tv, I would not have chosen that outfit. Classy guy there? |
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Posted: 10/5/2011 2:50:14 PM EDT
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If I were going to be on tv, I would not have chosen that outfit. Classy guy there? Thank goodness for those annoying banner ads. |
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Posted: 10/5/2011 4:51:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 5:40:44 PM EDT
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ETA: 
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Posted: 10/5/2011 8:45:18 PM EDT
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Went 87K in hock to get a degree to fix printers? 
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Posted: 10/5/2011 8:46:35 PM EDT
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Went 87K in hock to get a degree to fix printers?
It was a joke... planted by one of our own.. |
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Posted: 10/5/2011 8:47:29 PM EDT
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Went 87K in hock to get a degree to fix printers?
You are kidding, right? |
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Posted: 10/5/2011 8:56:02 PM EDT
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Went 87K in hock to get a degree to fix printers?
You are kidding, right?  NO takin that one back.
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Posted: 10/5/2011 9:06:33 PM EDT
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Went 87K in hock to get a degree to fix printers?
No you just didn't
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Posted: 10/5/2011 9:07:39 PM EDT
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I didn't get it right away either. It was the Ryan's bit that finally got through to me
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Posted: 10/5/2011 9:09:50 PM EDT
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Went 87K in hock to get a degree to fix printers?
What do you do for a living Ed? Mechanical engineer? |
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Posted: 10/5/2011 9:15:18 PM EDT
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Quoted: I didn't get it right away either. It was the Ryan's bit that finally got through to me The Larue Tactical hat didn't tell you anything? Somewhere, the LAV is laughing his ass off at that. CVN
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Posted: 10/5/2011 9:21:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 9:42:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 9:52:57 PM EDT
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Not certain how this is done but it is cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHJOz_y9rZE&feature=player_embedded That's very cool. How does that work? I'm reasonably certain magnets are involved somehow. Yes actually. It's magnetic media. He built a controller that sends a very specific sequence of read/write signals to the drives. Also: 
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Posted: 10/5/2011 9:58:50 PM EDT
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I didn't get it right away either. It was the Ryan's bit that finally got through to me The Larue Tactical hat didn't tell you anything? Somewhere, the LAV is laughing his ass off at that. CVN I didn't even look at that until the letter made me suspicious. Took even longer to notice the BFL shirt. It went something like this - "What an idiot, this dumbass deserves to be living in the basement ... wait, Ryan's Steakhouse? That's odd ... I've seen a printer repairman reference floating around Arfcom, too. What an amazing coincidence ... Hold on a second, Larue hat? Something is fishy here. AHA! 87,000! This is pure win!" |
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:06:23 PM EDT
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Is that second one real? They actually wrote "Fuck the goverment" Like that. Verbatim. Fucking retards can't even spell what they hate. |
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:08:14 PM EDT
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Is that second one real? They actually wrote "Fuck the goverment" Like that. Verbatim. Fucking retards can't even spell what they hate. Only thing I edited was my name.... ETA: 
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:09:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:17:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:17:57 PM EDT
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"No description available." Truer words were never spoken. 
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:21:09 PM EDT
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Elderly woman attacked in court. Not for faint of heart. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrtSvCPaygs&feature=feedrec_grec_index ...and the yang... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrWSx46NlI4&NR=1 Related videos.
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:24:56 PM EDT
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Sadly not really much of a joke...
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:25:58 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Not certain how this is done but it is cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHJOz_y9rZE&feature=player_embedded That's very cool. How does that work? I'm reasonably certain magnets are involved somehow. Yes actually. It's magnetic media. He built a controller that sends a very specific sequence of read/write signals to the drives. Also:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmoDLyiQYKw&NR=1Thanks Helpy! |
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:29:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:33:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: "No description available." Truer words were never spoken. BOTD??? Scratch that shit. I guess I should have watched more than the first minute before posting. Open link at your own risk.
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Posted: 10/5/2011 11:31:58 PM EDT
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Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions). Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly. |
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