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Link Posted: 10/5/2011 11:33:56 PM EDT
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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg

Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions).

Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly.


Good fucking man.  Goddamn.
Link Posted: 10/5/2011 11:36:16 PM EDT
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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg

Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions).

Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly.


Good fucking man.  Goddamn.


I just saved the pic and copied someone else's FB post.  I'm not ballsy enough to come up with that myself.  
Link Posted: 10/5/2011 11:50:16 PM EDT
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Got a text from a wrong number today:

Neil sent me a new picture of Gabbi. Made want to thank you for giving me such a smart and beautiful grand daughter. Also thank you for being such a wonderdul daughter-in-law. If there is a better one I have never heard of her.

My reply:

I'm cheating on Neil. You're waaaaaay off! It's not his kid!!





I got a call from the same number not 2 minutes later.

Bwahahahaha...

This is where this thread really takes off!
 


any time I get a wrong number call looking for "x" my responses are usually off the cuff but very often

Can you call back "x" is taking a shit and cant talk right now,
or I borrowed "x's" phone to beat off to youporn real quick can he call you when I'm finished
or He/she is too busy getting "insert random sex act" from ____ ill have "x" call you back


I love getting wrong text! I got one from a lady wanting to know what I thought about the divorce settlement and so on... A few of my responses was
I was going to hold out for more... She got pissed! I told her I was going to get a second opinion. Asked her if I we was still going to be friends with benefits so we could have wild monkey sex! She said that ship had done sailed! She wouldnt tell me the direction it headed in either! It went on for awhile finally told her she had the wrong number. She was really pissed! Told her next time she wanted to have a private conversation try facebook and that I was glad the relationship was over! I did watch what I said so that I would not get the real guy in trouble..I did not get pulled to the darkside and ruin his divorce arrangements.
Link Posted: 10/5/2011 11:55:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2011 12:15:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2011 12:30:14 AM EDT
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Lost it on thet one.
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 2:05:35 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2011 6:33:36 AM EDT
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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg

Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions).

Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly.


That is great......
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 8:39:10 AM EDT
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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg

Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions).

Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly.


Nice!  
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 8:50:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2011 10:02:09 AM EDT
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Two eyes and a hammer? I don't think that's Odin
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 10:07:54 AM EDT
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I love this comic so much some times.


Link Posted: 10/6/2011 11:58:22 AM EDT
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An oldie but goodie (probably posted somewhere waaaaay back in the thread, but I ain't lookin )

 


 
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 12:01:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2011 4:47:05 PM EDT
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An oldie but goodie (probably posted somewhere waaaaay back in the thread, but I ain't lookin )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snjCj0ntG8E



   


Scarred. For life.
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 6:49:22 PM EDT
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"No description available."

Truer words were never spoken.



BOTD???  

Scratch that shit. I guess I should have watched more than the first minute before posting. Open link at your own risk.


wtf were you doing weirdo when you found that?.....That shit was hilarious...they were all serious
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 7:43:27 PM EDT
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"No description available."



Truer words were never spoken.






BOTD???  



Scratch that shit. I guess I should have watched more than the first minute before posting. Open link at your own risk.




wtf were you doing weirdo when you found that?.....That shit was hilarious...they were all serious


What the fuck was that?



 
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 8:25:52 PM EDT
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"No description available."

Truer words were never spoken.



BOTD???  

Scratch that shit. I guess I should have watched more than the first minute before posting. Open link at your own risk.


wtf were you doing weirdo when you found that?.....That shit was hilarious...they were all serious

What the fuck was that?
 


 Dancers are a weird lot.
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 8:34:28 PM EDT
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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg

Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions).

Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly.


morons
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 8:38:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2011 8:51:56 PM EDT
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Went 87K in hock to get a degree to fix printers?



What do you do for a living Ed?

Mechanical engineer?


No, but I made more then$87,000 last year.

Link Posted: 10/6/2011 9:52:46 PM EDT
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An oldie but goodie (probably posted somewhere waaaaay back in the thread, but I ain't lookin )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snjCj0ntG8E



   


Intermedesting.

Keeners little sister.  
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0444752/bio




Link Posted: 10/6/2011 10:32:51 PM EDT
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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/evilcorp.jpg

Image brought to you by Canon (which took the picture), Charter Communications (who got the picture to me), and Photoshop (who gave me the tools to add captions).

Oh, and Facebook, who allowed me to share it with my friends instantly.


Needs more "soap by Dial"

Much, much more.

Link Posted: 10/6/2011 11:29:57 PM EDT
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Is a larger than usual percentage of this thread devoted to "owning" pages? I was expecting humor, not variations of "First!"

ETA
I don't have anything appropriate, so here's the first picture I found

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb159/wyzardd/random/masoncontroleverything.jpg


I got the t shirt.
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 11:38:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 12:02:44 AM EDT
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Two eyes and a hammer? I don't think that's Odin


Playing Loki's advocate, it could be seen as a son bragging about his dad.


Perhaps you mean Hel's advocate.
Link Posted: 10/7/2011 10:21:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 10:22:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 10:45:55 AM EDT
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poop thread
Link Posted: 10/7/2011 11:16:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 11:32:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 11:45:50 AM EDT
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I thought about posting that one...Damn they have some funny stuff
Link Posted: 10/7/2011 1:11:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 1:16:17 PM EDT
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Agrajag sees what you did there.
Link Posted: 10/7/2011 1:17:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 2:04:06 PM EDT
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Agrajag sees what you did there.


+1

Nicely done.


Good one.   "....Ound...ound...sounds like......ground".

Link Posted: 10/7/2011 3:13:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 3:39:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 3:40:18 PM EDT
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This is like a play book for fun! I am going to have to try some of them.
Link Posted: 10/7/2011 3:42:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 4:39:53 PM EDT
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Someone altered the "How to annoy people at WalMart" jokes, it looks like. They're still funny, but not very believable. Stores like that don't usually write a letter to Mommy when you're bad.

But this is a joke thread, so it doesn't matter
Link Posted: 10/7/2011 4:43:30 PM EDT
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Someone altered the "How to annoy people at WalMart" jokes, it looks like. They're still funny, but not very believable. Stores like that don't usually write a letter to Mommy when you're bad.



But this is a joke thread, so it doesn't matter


Yeah.... they usually  just give Piccolo and his SEC a "No Trespass" order.

 
Link Posted: 10/7/2011 5:10:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 5:12:22 PM EDT
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If you've made it this far without a mere chuckle, you are good.. Let's see if anyone ruses here...











Link Posted: 10/7/2011 5:17:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 5:20:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 5:52:28 PM EDT
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Edited....
Link Posted: 10/7/2011 5:55:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2011 5:57:16 PM EDT
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like the kid didnt have a choice to be gay

whatever.

Link Posted: 10/7/2011 5:58:36 PM EDT
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IBTL
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