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Posted: 9/9/2014 5:03:45 PM EDT
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Throw my brain in a hurricane. The blind can have my eyes. The deaf can have both of my ears... if they don't mind the size. Give my stomach to Milwaukee If they run out of beer Put my socks in a cedar box Just get "em" out of here |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 5:08:34 PM EDT
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Leave me in a wood coffin and dump me in front of a carnival cruise to give them a show when they fish me out.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 5:08:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2014 5:15:15 PM EDT
[#4]
Gold sarcophagus and put me in my living room
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Posted: 9/9/2014 10:32:58 PM EDT
[#5]
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Cremation is way ahead. Arfcom does love a good BBQ. Combine that with putting the ashes in a 50 pound container of Tannerite and having an Arfcom get together for a BBQ and shoot. Cap the event off by everyone playing firing squad at the Tannerite as your send off and you've got the Arfcom version of a modern Viking funeral. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 10:40:20 PM EDT
[#6]
Splode it with HE.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 10:56:45 PM EDT
[#7]
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Some kind of prank, Weekend at Bernie's style. Or maybe catapulted into a Moms Demand Action rally. Seriously though, I'm an organ donor, and I hope all of you are. Strip me for parts like a stolen Town Car in a Bronx chop-shop. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 11:14:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Strip me of useable parts, and cremate.
Or leave me in the woods. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms. At that point, it won't matter to me. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 11:18:12 PM EDT
[#9]
Aunt Edna. Strap me to the roof of a Family Truckster..
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Posted: 9/9/2014 11:19:27 PM EDT
[#10]
I'm a little petty about this, but I already have my hole reserved in a local National Cemetery.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 11:20:27 PM EDT
[#11]
Don't care.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 11:22:41 PM EDT
[#12]
Cremated, ashes turned over to US Navy to spread at sea in WESPAC.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 11:22:42 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Part out whatever's useful and can be salvaged for others. Experiment on anything not useful but still viable for research. Burn the rest. Won't care, I'll be dead. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 11:32:51 PM EDT
[#14]
burn me, bake my ashes into a cake, then serve it to my enemies.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 11:34:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Don't care. I'll be dead.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 11:39:07 PM EDT
[#16]
I told the wife (and in my will) to have me cremated. I feel that there is no reason to spend excess money on my corpse. Save money and just throw my ashes to the wind and be done with it. I will be with the Lord when i'm gone anyway.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 11:44:03 PM EDT
[#17]
You left out my personal choice of "take what you need, burn the rest". That is not to be confused w/ donating to science, however. I know how those med students act!
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Posted: 9/10/2014 12:19:48 AM EDT
[#18]
Cheap pine box, six feet deep.
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Posted: 9/10/2014 2:13:20 AM EDT
[#19]
I was just talking to my girlfriend about this the other day. She is into archery so I told her that it would be fitting if we did the Viking funeral so that she could shoot a flaming arrow into me on a boat.
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Posted: 9/10/2014 2:16:19 AM EDT
[#20]
Fpni
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Posted: 9/10/2014 2:34:11 AM EDT
[#21]
I don't care, but I'm going to be buried because that's what my son wants. I bought the extra plots when my wife died; my son will be on her left, and I'll be on his left.
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Posted: 9/10/2014 3:21:05 AM EDT
[#22]
My choice isn't in the poll, I plan to send it to the body farm out east so they can watch it decay, and hopefully learn something from it
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Posted: 9/10/2014 3:33:54 AM EDT
[#23]
I'd prefer to be riddled with bullets at an Arfcom shoot; then blown up with Tannerite.
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Posted: 9/10/2014 3:46:09 AM EDT
[#24]
Green funeral. Wrap me in a clotch no embalming fluids then plant a tree on top of me.
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Posted: 9/10/2014 3:59:39 AM EDT
[#25]
Fed to sharks in the wild.
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Posted: 9/10/2014 4:25:48 AM EDT
[#26]
Sky burial
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Posted: 9/10/2014 4:28:18 AM EDT
[#27]
We're already dead
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Posted: 9/10/2014 4:30:20 AM EDT
[#28]
I plan to keep working.
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Posted: 9/10/2014 11:05:23 AM EDT
[#29]
I want to be a crash test dummy
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Posted: 9/10/2014 11:07:54 AM EDT
[#30]
Burn it.
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Posted: 9/10/2014 11:10:24 AM EDT
[#31]
1. Scrap me, part me out, burn the rest.
2. Bait a catfish hole and go fishing afterward. 3. Leave me out in the open and shoot coyotes off me. Burn what's left with a pear burner afterward. Actually I don't care... I'll be dead. What I specifically don't want is to be pumped full of chemicals so I don't rot, put in a non biodegradable box in a hole, and have a bunch of folks mope around. When I die I want my people to have a feast, eat/drink a lot, and laugh about the stupid shit I did or what an asshole I was. |
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Posted: 9/10/2014 11:12:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2014 11:20:52 AM EDT
[#33]
I actually told my wife I want a Viking funeral.
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Posted: 9/10/2014 11:30:38 AM EDT
[#34]
I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in a hole where an tree is then planted. Haven't decided what kind of tree yet.
Edit: before being cremated I would like what organs they can salvage to be donated. |
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Posted: 9/10/2014 4:39:57 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in a hole where an tree is then planted. Haven't decided what kind of tree yet. They make things for that, if you want to plan ahead for it. http://www.wengerna.com/blog/the-bios-urn-and-spirit-tree-dead-people-can-be-green-too/ |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 11:46:00 PM EDT
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I am so fucking being cremated. I figure if i can go my whole life without this second item, I'd just as soon go through eternity without it.
http://fluidpusher.blogspot.com/2009/10/questions-of-day-jenn-edition.html?m=1 |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 12:05:28 AM EDT
[#37]
Donate all my usable organs, pump my corpse full of liquified shit, and drop it on Nancy Pelosi's house.
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Posted: 9/23/2014 12:08:25 AM EDT
[#38]
You forgot my option. I don't give a shit, I'm dead!!!
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Posted: 9/23/2014 12:09:16 AM EDT
[#39]
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IBTP I won't care, I'll be dead This. Who gives a fuck. |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 12:09:21 AM EDT
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IBTP I won't care, I'll be dead this either bury or burn me. doesnt matter. I care more about who gets my guns lol |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 12:11:15 AM EDT
[#41]
Harvest me for all usable parts, then burn the rest. so I don't come back as a zombie and become the infatuation of any basement-dwelling neckbeard here.
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Posted: 9/23/2014 12:16:09 AM EDT
[#42]
Harvest any usable organs and cremate me then scatter my ashes in the sea.
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Posted: 9/23/2014 12:18:49 AM EDT
[#43]
Organ donation. Already arranged. |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 12:21:13 AM EDT
[#44]
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I always thought being left in the woods, so the coyotes, vultures and insects could consume your remains and return your body to the earth is the way to go. Just like a deer. Then for the memorial aspect, have my sun bleached bones collected and made into a chandelier or some other useful artform. Hopefully a squirrel or beaver hasn't already gnawed on the bones some. I want a Tibetan sky burial. Drag my corpse out to a mountain side, chop it into bits in ritual fashion, and let the animals return my body to nature. |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 12:24:30 AM EDT
[#45]
Green crackers and feed them to the FSA. The last they'll get from me.
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Posted: 9/23/2014 12:29:18 AM EDT
[#46]
It would only be an empty shell. Please treat it a such.
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Just like Donnie baby. I'll get one over on my buddies one more time. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3428035/donnies-funeral-o.gif This actually happened at the service for Mrs. FishKepr's uncle, seriously. Went all over a number of attendees. |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 12:29:38 AM EDT
[#47]
I want it carried about the streets while the onlookers yell "hail caesar!"
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Posted: 9/23/2014 1:07:18 AM EDT
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If your body ends up drifting into a sun it could combine both. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A launch into space is a compelling option, but I am gonna go with the fire option. If your body ends up drifting into a sun it could combine both. I want the rocket aimed at the Sun! Viking is second choice. |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 1:33:26 AM EDT
[#49]
I would rather not be embalmed. I would like to be dumped in a hole in a ground and then have a tree planted on top of me.
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Posted: 9/23/2014 2:16:40 AM EDT
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A) Dressed in a Santa suit and dropped from an air plane on a suburban neighborhood on Christmas morning.
B) Impaled with knives and left in the living room of someone I hate. C) Infected with Ebola, plague, small pox and Anthrax; prostrate for postmortem farting at a mosque in Mecca D) (for GD) Left at a hookers apt and let her figure out how to get rid of the body
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