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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:12:06 PM EDT
[#1]
I wish to be mummified, and placed inside an elaborate tomb filled with tricks and traps for the unwary.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:12:44 PM EDT
[#2]
Viking funeral would be awesome. I better start on my epic Viking beard.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:13:51 PM EDT
[#3]
Soylent Green.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:14:19 PM EDT
[#4]
I made it clear to my wife I want the cheapest possable funeral.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:14:40 PM EDT
[#5]
cremate and shoot me out of a cannon.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:14:51 PM EDT
[#6]
Stuffed and mounted. Maybe have a friend gain access while my SO is sleeping and move me to the bedroom and pose me looking over her while she sleeps
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:21:44 PM EDT
[#7]
Just like Donnie baby.
I'll get one over on my buddies one more time. 
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:22:13 PM EDT
[#8]
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Stuffed and mounted. Maybe have a friend gain access while my SO is sleeping and move me to the bedroom and pose me looking over her while she sleeps .Maybe they could stuff you in like a meditating pose with your legs crossed, and mount you on the wall so that it looks like you're floating. They could also use Tiger glass eyes so that you have the eye of the tiger. Or maybe give you clear glass eyes, with LED's hooked up behind them so that your eyes glow. Also leave a little trap door in the back of your skull so that they can change the LED every once in a while. Hell, they could use you as a night light for your grand, or great grand-kids. 
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:36:53 PM EDT
[#9]
Donate to the Body Farm in Tennessee.
After they are done with it I guess it would be off to the crematorium. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:40:44 PM EDT
[#10]
Told the Mrs. "Garbage goes on Tuesdays & Fridays. If I'm too heavy, halve or quarter me & put the bits in separate cans"
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:42:17 PM EDT
[#11]
I always thought being left in the woods, so the coyotes, vultures and insects could consume your remains and return your body to the earth is the way to go. Just like a deer.
Then for the memorial aspect, have my sun bleached bones collected and made into a chandelier or some other useful artform. Hopefully a squirrel or beaver hasn't already gnawed on the bones some. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:42:43 PM EDT
[#12]
I am listed as a donor. Once they take everything they need, cremate what is left and scatter my ashes somewhere pretty. I want nothing left, hanging around after I am gone.
And I want my shoe collection burned with me. I'm dead serious. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:42:51 PM EDT
[#13]
Pound of C4 up my ass and shot out of a cannon.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:43:08 PM EDT
[#14]
Combination of two options - send it into space, on fire
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:43:10 PM EDT
[#15]
I don't care.
It all ends up the same way in the end. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:43:48 PM EDT
[#16]
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I want ARFCOM to gangbang my body. It will be like General Discussion but in 3D.. You dirty, dirty man.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:46:29 PM EDT
[#17]
Cremate me. Give my water back to the tribe.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:48:54 PM EDT
[#18]
I'm going ZOMBIE motherfuckers.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:49:21 PM EDT
[#19]
I picked cremation then changes it when I saw Viking style was an option.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:50:00 PM EDT
[#20]
I want to be stuffed into the ventilation system of Congress.
The cloying stench of my rotting flesh would become so strong you could smell it on C-SPAN. I learned that trick from a mouse who died in the duct work of my house. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:52:43 PM EDT
[#21]
Just prop me up beside the jukebox ..
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Posted: 9/9/2014 1:53:37 PM EDT
[#22]
Off to space for meeeee!
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:20:05 PM EDT
[#23]
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Donate to the Body Farm in Tennessee. After they are done with it I guess it would be off to the crematorium. They're full. Blame FBHO: disposable income down, cost of everything up, including funerals, so suddenly everyone wants to donate. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:25:52 PM EDT
[#24]
Cremated. Ashes blow up all over DARC.
It's already been discussed and approved. Oh and three diamonds will be made with my ashes. Oh Oh and I everybdoy that shows up for my afterparty has to ride a mechanical bull. Oh Oh Oh and No sad, sappy bullshit. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:29:51 PM EDT
[#25]
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You dirty, dirty man. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I want ARFCOM to gangbang my body. It will be like General Discussion but in 3D.. You dirty, dirty man. Do you know how difficult it was not to include you in that post directly lol.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:30:16 PM EDT
[#26]
Scrap it for parts and whatever's cheap
Pumping people full of chemicals and sealing them in an expensive Tupper ware container to turn to goo is gross |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:31:12 PM EDT
[#27]
Viking funeral or just leave my carcass in the woods and allow it to go back to nature.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:32:07 PM EDT
[#28]
Funerals and burials are for the living, not the dead.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:33:08 PM EDT
[#29]
I want cremated loaded into shotgun shells and used for hunting or clay pigeon throwing. I really want to go out with a bang. Plus I luv shooting and so doesn't my friends and family.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:35:02 PM EDT
[#30]
Won't know, won't care.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:36:24 PM EDT
[#31]
I want my nude corpse to be dumped on the lawn of my worst enemy in the middle of the night.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:38:52 PM EDT
[#32]
Burn it, dig a hole and toss it in, Viking style sounds awesome but probably violates several laws. Just don't waste a bunch of money on a fancy rot box and a long boring service. I do not want to be incased in cement, embalmed or otherwise preserved. My body should break down and return to the dust it came from as intended by design.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:40:35 PM EDT
[#33]
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Do you know how difficult it was not to include you in that post directly lol.
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I want ARFCOM to gangbang my body. It will be like General Discussion but in 3D.. You dirty, dirty man. Do you know how difficult it was not to include you in that post directly lol.
Shit, man, I'll peg your corpse if that really is your final wish. 
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:41:11 PM EDT
[#34]
Space sounds interesting, but not practical.
I suppose if I have any organs left that is of use, take them, and cremate me. Hopefully my organs will all be very worn out when that time comes, though. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:48:20 PM EDT
[#35]
I don't see an eat me option. I fucking want people to eat me.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:51:11 PM EDT
[#36]
There is a good movie called Get Low with Robert Duvall and Bill Murray, about a man who wants to attend his own funeral party before he dies.
Check that shit out, bro. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:52:03 PM EDT
[#37]
Wife has instructions to have me cremated, then sprinkle my ashes around my treestand.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:52:41 PM EDT
[#38]
Vikings funeral
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Posted: 9/9/2014 2:54:25 PM EDT
[#39]
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cremate and shoot me out of a cannon my muzzle loader . |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:32:22 PM EDT
[#40]
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Shit, man, I'll peg your corpse if that really is your final wish. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I want ARFCOM to gangbang my body. It will be like General Discussion but in 3D.. You dirty, dirty man. Do you know how difficult it was not to include you in that post directly lol.
Shit, man, I'll peg your corpse if that really is your final wish. I want you to scissor me while in a tank top |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:42:48 PM EDT
[#41]
My Religion/Faith dictates that I be buried
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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:46:37 PM EDT
[#42]
I want to be cremated have a very lifelike bust statue with a sneaky smirk to use as an urn then have it placed in the Uof minn mankato all girls dorm
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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:47:31 PM EDT
[#43]
I have no intention of dying.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:48:24 PM EDT
[#44]
Hunter S Thompson style would work for me.
But...I'll be dead, so really - whatever my family wants. |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:48:40 PM EDT
[#45]
Cremate me. Ashes in a tin can, put can in tackle box and take me fishing.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:50:48 PM EDT
[#46]
FPNI
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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:51:26 PM EDT
[#47]
Hooker / Blow / Cremation
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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:52:21 PM EDT
[#48]
Plastination
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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:54:00 PM EDT
[#49]
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IBTP I won't care, I'll be dead This |
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Posted: 9/9/2014 4:55:51 PM EDT
[#50]
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IBTP I won't care, I'll be dead This. That. |
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