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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:52:05 PM EDT
[#1]
Did it feel like a bag of sand?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:52:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: *Looks at state... I mean, a threesome isn't COMPLETELY off the table.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I had a hot looking female Chinese doctor as a GP for about 4 years. After checking me for hernias during a complete physical, she said: "Your testicles are nice." I wanted to say: "Your tits are nice too", but I did not. yearly football physicals were done at school, a friend of mine who I had a thing for , her dad was the doctor. Her pops touched my balls and she did not....what a disappointing senior year.  *Looks at state... I mean, a threesome isn't COMPLETELY off the table. lulz....no |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:52:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: lulz....no Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I had a hot looking female Chinese doctor as a GP for about 4 years. After checking me for hernias during a complete physical, she said: "Your testicles are nice." I wanted to say: "Your tits are nice too", but I did not. yearly football physicals were done at school, a friend of mine who I had a thing for , her dad was the doctor. Her pops touched my balls and she did not....what a disappointing senior year. *Looks at state... I mean, a threesome isn't COMPLETELY off the table. lulz....no 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:53:04 PM EDT
[#4]
Holy shit, this thread delivers.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 4:54:06 PM EDT
[#5]
lol
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:17:13 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Shit, maybe I need to get one. I'll check and see if my wife is free. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your wife was in the room?  Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. Shit, maybe I need to get one. I'll check and see if my wife is free. I hope she is. Be kinda weird if she charges you for it. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:18:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok since this thread went so well, Ill probably post some more erotic stories from my past in new threads. What should I name the series? Longhorns Erotic Stories?? I wouldn't dissuade you from posting because the replies are funny. However, I feel like the title is over selling it. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:19:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hope she is. Be kinda weird if she charges you for it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your wife was in the room? Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. Shit, maybe I need to get one. I'll check and see if my wife is free. I hope she is. Be kinda weird if she charges you for it. probably still cheaper than a specialist visit. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:23:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: LOL, my wife, a PCP, says guys don't normally need them until they are 50 and they aren't really all that reliable as a diagnostic. I'm not saying your doctor is gay but he certainly likes to check the oil. 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:28:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Ok this is not going to be terribly erotic, but this happened to me two years ago and I cant exactly tell my wife this happened but Im curious as to whether this was a mistake or not. I was in an exam room alone with a +/- 25 year old VERY cute but VERY homely chiropractic assistant. Thin, normal sized everything fwiw.. She was prepping me for my first chiro exam in a few minutes and doing some sort of series of tests to see what my range of motion was all around. With me sitting on an exam table in the middle of the room of this old historic house converted into a doctors office, she pulled my arms, extended, behind my back. So picture that position. Arms out, behind you, palms mostly open. Then she PLACED one of her breasts in the open palm of my right hand. Now she was wearing scrubs or whatever that medical garment is called, but it basically felt like she was not wearing a bra....and she just held it there for about a good eight seconds as if she was just routinely completing the "arms behind the back titty in your hand test" Now guys, I cant post a pic of her because I never saw her again and she is not posted on the website of that chiro business. I only went there 6 or 7 times and never saw her again. Could this have been a mistake? Could she have just simply accidentally did that, then panicked and not known what to do, so she kept doing it??? 100% true story. Never known what to think of that. Never in my life did I get an accidental squeeze of some girls peach. Just figured this GD was no better place to ask for opinons.. Goes to voodoo practitioner for “medical care.” Surprised that what goes on there is both idiotic and disturbing. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:29:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wouldn't dissuade you from posting because the replies are funny. However, I feel like the title is over selling it. Thats ok. Ive been a significant disappointment to women my entire life so overselling it is just one of many tools in my possession |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:30:27 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Goes to voodoo practitioner for “medical care.” Surprised that what goes on there is both idiotic and disturbing. Point taken Doc Point taken |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:31:22 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Goes to voodoo practitioner for “medical care.” Surprised that what goes on there is both idiotic and disturbing. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Ok this is not going to be terribly erotic, but this happened to me two years ago and I cant exactly tell my wife this happened but Im curious as to whether this was a mistake or not. I was in an exam room alone with a +/- 25 year old VERY cute but VERY homely chiropractic assistant. Thin, normal sized everything fwiw.. She was prepping me for my first chiro exam in a few minutes and doing some sort of series of tests to see what my range of motion was all around. With me sitting on an exam table in the middle of the room of this old historic house converted into a doctors office, she pulled my arms, extended, behind my back. So picture that position. Arms out, behind you, palms mostly open. Then she PLACED one of her breasts in the open palm of my right hand. Now she was wearing scrubs or whatever that medical garment is called, but it basically felt like she was not wearing a bra....and she just held it there for about a good eight seconds as if she was just routinely completing the "arms behind the back titty in your hand test" Now guys, I cant post a pic of her because I never saw her again and she is not posted on the website of that chiro business. I only went there 6 or 7 times and never saw her again. Could this have been a mistake? Could she have just simply accidentally did that, then panicked and not known what to do, so she kept doing it??? 100% true story. Never known what to think of that. Never in my life did I get an accidental squeeze of some girls peach. Just figured this GD was no better place to ask for opinons.. Goes to voodoo practitioner for “medical care.” Surprised that what goes on there is both idiotic and disturbing. Do you know how many guys out there would believe in voodoo, just to grab a boob? This is why there are so many vegans. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:37:25 PM EDT
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Ok OP, so I am not the only one. Was at a doctors office and the nurse was going to take my blood pressure. She grabbed my hand and tucked it under her right boob and smiled and began taking my blood pressure, smiling the whole time. I was like WTF!!! Wasn't expecting that.
Got a haircut and the endowed young lady laid me back to wash my hair and put her boobs on my face the whole time. I got worried I might yawn, could have been awkward.... My wife was waiting in the car at the time. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:40:25 PM EDT
[#15]
I’m not reading 4 pages , did you at least say thank you ?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:42:59 PM EDT
[#16]
The chick at the hair place across from my college got herself some bolt ons and made a point to make sure they got pressed onto you somewhere each haircut.
I never thought more of it than she was keeping her clients and making good tips. Yes, I always asked for her and tipped nicely. She was a smokeshow. It was always a pleasant experience to get a haircut. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:43:27 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m not reading 4 pages , did you at least say thank you ? Yes I did. I felt like it was the least I could do...and it seemed like it would in inappropriate to give her a dollar bill clenched in my teeth although I had to debate that for a moment |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:45:18 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: where I go, it happens constantly Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I once had a dental assistant put her boobs on my upper chest while cleaning my teeth.   where I go, it happens constantly Are they taking new patients? Asking for myself. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:45:19 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: yearly football physicals were done at school, a friend of mine who I had a thing for , her dad was the doctor. Her pops touched my balls and she did not....what a disappointing senior year.  Attached File |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:47:29 PM EDT
[#20]
OP, that wasn't a breast..more like balls..
dude was laughing at you, thinking, this guy, he think's he's cupping some breasts.. if he only knew.. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:50:26 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The chick at the hair place across from my college got herself some bolt ons and made a point to make sure they got pressed onto you somewhere each haircut. I never thought more of it than she was keeping her clients and making good tips. Yes, I always asked for her and tipped nicely. She was a smokeshow. It was always a pleasant experience to get a haircut. I never felt fake ones, my aunt got some and I have always wanted to see what they feel like...I am genuinely curious. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:51:05 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, that wasn't a breast..more like balls.. dude was laughing at you, thinking, this guy, he think's he's cupping some breasts.. if he only knew.. Op was minding the stepchildren and didn't even realize it. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:51:34 PM EDT
[#23]
If you’re married. Want to stay married. And haven’t seen her yet again nor are looking, why are you still wondering?. Move on.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:51:54 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Goes to voodoo practitioner for “medical care.” Surprised that what goes on there is both idiotic and disturbing. 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:53:02 PM EDT
[#25]
Years ago I had a doc who had a great sense of humor. Got a good laugh when I told him that if I felt two hands on my shoulders during the prostate exam
we were gonna fight. I had a female doc for a while. Thankfully she had small hands because when she went for the glory hole I swear she backed up and got a running start. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:53:48 PM EDT
[#26]
In before “bags of sand”?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:54:18 PM EDT
[#27]
How in the hell did this thread go from “OP touched a bob” to “adventures with midcap’s prostate?”
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:56:00 PM EDT
[#28]
Chicks don’t put their tits in your hand by accident. Ever.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:56:45 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok since this thread went so well, Ill probably post some more erotic stories from my past in new threads. What should I name the series? Longhorns Erotic Stories?? Does the name RealFitness86 ring a bell? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:57:54 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cute and homely? Attractive becuz they're easy 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:58:13 PM EDT
[#31]
Nothing exciting like that ever happens to me.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 5:59:04 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, the word you are looking for is demure. Homely literally means unattractive. He meany "homey". Not urban "homey".... |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:00:05 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How in the hell did this thread go from “OP touched a bob” to “adventures with midcap’s prostate?” Standard GD topic progression. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:00:46 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I never felt fake ones, my aunt got some and I have always wanted to see what they feel like...I am genuinely curious. 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:06:50 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Chicks don’t put their tits in your hand by accident. Ever. Ok THATS REAALLY the answer I was looking for. Thats fits in how I would like to remember that day |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:06:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah I mean its not like I pursued that or anything. I just figured it would not necessarily be the funniest "Hey guess what happened to me two years ago that I never told you about so there must be a million OTHER things Ive never told you about" moment Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That's not homely. In any case, dunno why you wouldn't tell your wife about it. That's the kind of silly shit couples should talk about. Not like you turned around and fucked her homely face, or anything. Yeah I mean its not like I pursued that or anything. I just figured it would not necessarily be the funniest "Hey guess what happened to me two years ago that I never told you about so there must be a million OTHER things Ive never told you about" moment You should tell your wife you've accidentally felt up a million other women. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:07:20 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Does the name RealFitness86 ring a bell? Negative Sir. Do tell.. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:08:51 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Man boobs? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I once had a dental assistant put her boobs on my upper chest while cleaning my teeth. He just had large boobs and had to put them somewhere. Man boobs? Attached File |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:08:52 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You should tell your wife you've accidentally felt up a million other women. I mean....it HAPPENS.. Whats a fella to do???! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:12:55 PM EDT
[#40]
Not too long ago I was walking into a diner for lunch with my co workers. I thought they were right behind me, at least I sensed someone there... I whirled around to smack said co worker's hat off, only it wasn't him. Aaaaand I promptly grabbed a handful of boob attached to the somewhat attractive girl following me in. The embarrassment I felt was a full 10 1/2 11. She just laughed it off and just went in and sat down. The heckling I got at work lasted months.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:13:10 PM EDT
[#41]
Craigslist missed encounters.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:21:16 PM EDT
[#42]
Did her breast feel like a bag of sand?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:24:37 PM EDT
[#43]
I can only imagine Pelosi surfing Arf for our evil righty plans and screaming at her staff "what the fuck is a Pleasure Gournal?"
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:29:28 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is the worst dear penthouse article ever written @bologna Hory shit, incredibly appropriate name. Lol |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:29:32 PM EDT
[#45]
Dear god I've missed the real GD
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:42:36 PM EDT
[#46]
People who touch other people all day long don’t “freak out and not know what to do” when weird things happen. They say oops I didn’t mean to xyz sorry.
It was intentional
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:45:56 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You touched a boob?!!?  Hasn't washed that hand since. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:49:20 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I never felt fake ones, my aunt got some and I have always wanted to see what they feel like...I am genuinely curious. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The chick at the hair place across from my college got herself some bolt ons and made a point to make sure they got pressed onto you somewhere each haircut. I never thought more of it than she was keeping her clients and making good tips. Yes, I always asked for her and tipped nicely. She was a smokeshow. It was always a pleasant experience to get a haircut. I never felt fake ones, my aunt got some and I have always wanted to see what they feel like...I am genuinely curious. They’re unnaturally firm. Not in a good way. Feels too artificial. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:54:13 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Like, visibly hot, but very quiet and meek and with a small town way of talking. Homey, OP, not homely! LOL And you should've twirled your thumb a bit to let her know you were still alive! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 6:55:15 PM EDT
[#50]
Buddy of mine at work was talking with a group of us and asked if, during our pre employment physical, we had to get naked during the exam. I said they told me to put on paper shorts and he may have done a hernia check, then the normal range of motion, walk heel to toe, blood pressure, etc. He said he was told to get naked (he assumed it was for the hernia check) so he strips to boxers and sock. The male doctor sezs, nope remove them as well. The doc then has him do range of motion, tip head back, shut eyes and touch nose. Walk heel to toe. Then hernia!
Omg, we were fucking dying when he told us this. |
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