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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:20:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Deer Pleasure Gournal........ 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:22:23 PM EDT
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Did it feel like a sandbag?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:24:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I never felt fake ones, my aunt got some and I have always wanted to see what they feel like...I am genuinely curious. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The chick at the hair place across from my college got herself some bolt ons and made a point to make sure they got pressed onto you somewhere each haircut. I never thought more of it than she was keeping her clients and making good tips. Yes, I always asked for her and tipped nicely. She was a smokeshow. It was always a pleasant experience to get a haircut. I never felt fake ones, my aunt got some and I have always wanted to see what they feel like...I am genuinely curious. Couldn’t tell you much through a shirt and bra rubbing on my shoulder and neck but she did it nice. Just a bump up in size. Noticeable but not the stupid looking crap. Trust me. Had i thought there was a chance at getting into that bra id have sprung out of that chair like a spider monkey. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:30:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:33:23 PM EDT
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Does your mom know you hacked her iPad again?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:48:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hasn't washed that hand since. Dude how did you know? That was going to be my next thread |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:49:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Homey, OP, not homely! LOL And you should've twirled your thumb a bit to let her know you were still alive! Headslap... I should have an 11B follow me around and remind me of what moves to make realtime |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:50:41 PM EDT
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Pics or gtfo
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Posted: 1/22/2021 7:52:46 PM EDT
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I may have landed a hawt but bookish pa under very similar circumstances.
She tittyed me during an extended bp work up. It went on for a bit, but didn’t pan out long-term. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:13:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I had a weird occurrence once at the doctors when I went for a physical once. The doctor was exceptionally cute, like I thought maybe a Pornhub video was getting shot and I was an unknowing participant. I looked around, no cameras. Anyway we get about 10 minutes into her checkout when she abruptly states that I really need to stop masturbating. I was like why, and she said..... I'm having a hard time examining you while you masturbate   Attached File |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:19:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They’re unnaturally firm. Not in a good way. Feels too artificial. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: The chick at the hair place across from my college got herself some bolt ons and made a point to make sure they got pressed onto you somewhere each haircut. I never thought more of it than she was keeping her clients and making good tips. Yes, I always asked for her and tipped nicely. She was a smokeshow. It was always a pleasant experience to get a haircut. I never felt fake ones, my aunt got some and I have always wanted to see what they feel like...I am genuinely curious. They’re unnaturally firm. Not in a good way. Feels too artificial. you know midcap's aunt? Damn it's a small world. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:20:10 PM EDT
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Did it feel like a bag of sand?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:20:21 PM EDT
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Did it feel like a bag of sand?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:22:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Couldn’t tell you much through a shirt and bra rubbing on my shoulder and neck but she did it nice. Just a bump up in size. Noticeable but not the stupid looking crap. Trust me. Had i thought there was a chance at getting into that bra id have sprung out of that chair like a spider monkey. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: The chick at the hair place across from my college got herself some bolt ons and made a point to make sure they got pressed onto you somewhere each haircut. I never thought more of it than she was keeping her clients and making good tips. Yes, I always asked for her and tipped nicely. She was a smokeshow. It was always a pleasant experience to get a haircut. I never felt fake ones, my aunt got some and I have always wanted to see what they feel like...I am genuinely curious. Couldn’t tell you much through a shirt and bra rubbing on my shoulder and neck but she did it nice. Just a bump up in size. Noticeable but not the stupid looking crap. Trust me. Had i thought there was a chance at getting into that bra id have sprung out of that chair like a spider monkey. I hear ya Maybe I can talk my aunt into it |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:23:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: you know midcap's aunt? Damn it's a small world. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The chick at the hair place across from my college got herself some bolt ons and made a point to make sure they got pressed onto you somewhere each haircut. I never thought more of it than she was keeping her clients and making good tips. Yes, I always asked for her and tipped nicely. She was a smokeshow. It was always a pleasant experience to get a haircut. I never felt fake ones, my aunt got some and I have always wanted to see what they feel like...I am genuinely curious. They’re unnaturally firm. Not in a good way. Feels too artificial. you know midcap's aunt? Damn it's a small world. Uncle Rino_Hunter? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:23:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Now guys, I cant post a pic of her because |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:24:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: thanks for fixing that for me brothers in the struggle! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:26:48 PM EDT
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I hear girls like sex too.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:49:17 PM EDT
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When I was in grade school / junior high I used to go to a place across from my house to get my hair cut. It made a transformation from barber shop with men, to a salon with hot girls run by the one homely dude over a 2-3 year span.
Big boobs, no bra, Farrah Fawcett hair types. Late 70s early 80s. This one girl with blue eyeshadow was cutting my hair and I had my hands on arm rest. She straddled the end of the arm rest and had my hand pinned beneath her undercarriage so to speak. Because I was young and stupid, I tried to get my hand out without her knowing, but it was pinned down good. In fact the more I tried to move it, the harder she pressed against it. They had rock music playing so she was getting into the music a bit and dancing a bit in place. She seemed to enjoying herself. Interesting days..... |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:49:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:12:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok I guess I didnt see that movie. The reference is lost on me. Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok I guess I didnt see that movie. The reference is lost on me. Screen name fail. Longhorn doesn't know anything about rodeos. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:18:23 PM EDT
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Do you have gym girlfriend?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:20:24 PM EDT
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Cute stuff in your hand
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:21:33 PM EDT
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My best female friend who used to cut my hair masturbated on my arm every time.
Super hot red head, never had sex, kissed only twice. Still friends 40 yrs later. We both regret not taking the next step,but are happy at the same time. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:24:49 PM EDT
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Many years ago when I first started doing tech support I had a woman call me to say that she thought she had a computer virus. I asked her why, and she said that when typing she was getting random characters on the screen. I ran a virus scan, full system check and all the usual diagnostics and couldn't find anything wrong. I finally asked her is she could show me what was happening and if she could duplicate the problem, and I discovered that when she was typing her large boobs were hitting the keyboard. I had to explain that her posture was the issue and told her if she were to sit up straighter then it wouldn't happen. I wrote it up on the ticket as a mammary error.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:27:14 PM EDT
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the cute little girl that cuts my hair rubs her boobs on my while cutting my hair,I'm sure she does it to make better tips and it works...smart girl
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:28:45 PM EDT
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Dirk Longhorn
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:35:43 PM EDT
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I was out to lunch with some people I knew from high school and this one chick grabbed my hand and put it down her shirt. She was friendly. And fun. A bit loose. But fun. Her boyfriend wasn't happy.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:37:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My best female friend who used to cut my hair masturbated on my arm every time. I am gonna need an MS Paint diagram to understand the mechanics of this one. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:48:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I am gonna need an MS Paint diagram to understand the mechanics of this one. 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:48:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You need to look up what homely means lol. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Like, visibly hot, but very quiet and meek and with a small town way of talking. This. It doesn’t mean “small town-ish” it means “ugly”, OP. LC |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:49:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:49:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My best female friend who used to cut my hair masturbated on my arm every time. Super hot red head, never had sex, kissed only twice. Still friends 40 yrs later. We both regret not taking the next step,but are happy at the same time.  Attached File |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:00:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No. Im married and like to keep it that way You mean the lady that brings you Hot Pockets and Cheetos. That is your mom. I am proud of you leaving the basement.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:01:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I am gonna need an MS Paint diagram to understand the mechanics of this one. Not a chance in hell, or a pic. We've both been divorced twice, helped each other through them, and still best friends. Do I want to? Hell yes. Only reason we don't is we don't want to lose the friendship. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:10:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Deer Pleasure Gournal........  Wut |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:12:01 PM EDT
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That experience alone makes you more sexually experienced than most of GD.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:17:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not too long ago I was walking into a diner for lunch with my co workers. I thought they were right behind me, at least I sensed someone there... I whirled around to smack said co worker's hat off, only it wasn't him. Aaaaand I promptly grabbed a handful of boob attached to the somewhat attractive girl following me in. The embarrassment I felt was a full 10 1/2 11. She just laughed it off and just went in and sat down. The heckling I got at work lasted months. I was arresting this chick one night that was high on cocaine. She was resisting and I went to grab her arm and she moved and I grabbed a handful of her left tit. She went from screaming, moving, and resisting to where she just stopped and dead silence. The look on her face was priceless like a how dare you grab my tit. I proceeded to cuff her and she went to jail. Women like to fuck with men by pressing their boobs against them, brushing them, etc. I've lost count on how many times it's happened to me. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:17:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Like, visibly hot, but very quiet and meek and with a small town way of talking. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What does "very cute but very homely" mean? Like, visibly hot, but very quiet and meek and with a small town way of talking. You need to look up the definition of homely lol |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:17:43 PM EDT
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When I went in to get a check-up at 40, part of the service was getting my balls fondled by the doctor. Prior to the examination, she asked me if I wanted the other person present to be a male or female.
I didn't feel like there was a correct answer. I'm not a homo but I'm also not a pervert. The good news is that she didn't get a headache upon seeing my dong like my wife always does. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:21:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What does "very cute but very homely" mean? OP fucked up his back, went in for a crack, and the assistant looked real dandy. OP got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill's real name was Randy. 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:25:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They’re unnaturally firm. Not in a good way. Feels too artificial. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: The chick at the hair place across from my college got herself some bolt ons and made a point to make sure they got pressed onto you somewhere each haircut. I never thought more of it than she was keeping her clients and making good tips. Yes, I always asked for her and tipped nicely. She was a smokeshow. It was always a pleasant experience to get a haircut. I never felt fake ones, my aunt got some and I have always wanted to see what they feel like...I am genuinely curious. They’re unnaturally firm. Not in a good way. Feels too artificial. Some of you guys are clowns. You aren't as experienced as you'd like us to believe... 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:25:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was arresting this chick one night that was high on cocaine. She was resisting and I went to grab her arm and she moved and I grabbed a handful of her left tit. She went from screaming, moving, and resisting to where she just stopped and dead silence. The look on her face was priceless like a how dare you grab my tit. I proceeded to cuff her and she went to jail. Women like to fuck with men by pressing their boobs against them, brushing them, etc. I've lost count on how many times it's happened to me.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:33:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: On my second visit, I would have eaten an entire package of Oreo's in the waiting room. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I changed dentists a few years ago and had a cute hygienist end up pretty much laying on top of me when she was cleaning my teeth. After a few minutes she had one of her legs between mine. I was thinking that if she didn’t move pretty quickly, there was going to be a normal, physical response to a pretty, young girl being where she was. She didn’t move and sure enough, it happened. I know she had to notice, but she still didn’t move. My next fear was she was going to start moving her leg a certain way and another normal response would happen, but she finally completed the cleaning. She was my hygienist for a few more years and didn’t end up in my lap again, so I’m guessing the first time was probably because she was new and more focused on cleaning than where she was laying. I’ll admit, though, I was eagerly anticipating my second cleaning. On my second visit, I would have eaten an entire package of Oreo's in the waiting room. Might have been a good idea, but she’d changed her technique by the second visit. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:42:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My best female friend who used to cut my hair masturbated on my arm every time. Super hot red head, never had sex, kissed only twice. Still friends 40 yrs later. We both regret not taking the next step,but are happy at the same time. Worst. bushbandit. Ever. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:43:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you’re married. Want to stay married. And haven’t seen her yet again nor are looking, why are you still wondering?. Move on. He must’ve been revisiting his pleasure journal |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:44:11 PM EDT
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#bagsofsand
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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:47:18 PM EDT
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Did it feel like a bag of sand?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:11:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok since this thread went so well, Ill probably post some more erotic stories from my past in new threads. What should I name the series? Longhorns Erotic Stories?? Longhorns shorthorn |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 11:12:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hear girls like sex too.
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