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Quoted: Ellen Pompeo https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/12586d98c6016b89c08201006c704b7df8736e25/c=0-0-2004-2672/local/-/media/2018/03/06/USATODAY/USATODAY/636559371983602810-148383-5940.jpg View Quote No, that's legit homely. |
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Quoted: i think having your tit in some guy's hand would be something a female person would definitely notice. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I think that moment meant more to you than to her. As in, it was accidental and she didn't even notice. I think you underestimate a woman's ability to disregard the placement of her yam bags when she's working with an adult. I have dental hygienist/assistant tits in my face every so often at the dentist. We are all adults so it isn't a big deal. ETA Oh, and when getting a haircut from the more blessed hair stylists... |
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Quoted: Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Your wife was in the room? Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. |
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Yeah, well I was getting my hair cut at a Cost Cutters once and I swear the stylist brushed her boob against my arm.
No pics but she was a typical stylist for you leg humpers. An inky with purple hair and more issues than a magazine stand. |
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Quoted: Ok since this thread went so well, Ill probably post some more erotic stories from my past in new threads. What should I name the series? Longhorns Erotic Stories?? View Quote Did you really expect this thread to go better? I vote your series name be "Sexy and Ugly, confusing descriptions of people by longhorn789" |
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Quoted: Ok since this thread went so well, Ill probably post some more erotic stories from my past in new threads. What should I name the series? Longhorns Erotic Stories?? View Quote Yes, let me add one for you: Ladies and gentleman skinny and scout I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about The admission is free so pay at the door Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor On one bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other The blind man came to see fair play The mute man came to shout hooray The deaf policeman heard the noise And came to stop those two dead boys He lived on the corner in the middle of the block In a two story house on a vacant lot A man with no legs came walking by And kicked the lawman in his thigh He crashed through a wall without making a sound Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned A long black hearse came to cart him away But he ran for his life and is still gone today I watched from the corner of the table The only eyewitness to facts of my fable If you doubt my lies are true Just ask the blind man, he saw it too |
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Quoted: Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Your wife was in the room? Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. Back into it and arch your back just right and you'll either have a good time or won't have to worry about getting another. |
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Quoted: im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your wife was in the room? Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. LOL, my wife, a PCP, says guys don't normally need them until they are 50 and they aren't really all that reliable as a diagnostic. I'm not saying your doctor is gay but he certainly likes to check the oil. |
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Quoted: im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your wife was in the room? Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. Shit, maybe I need to get one. I'll check and see if my wife is free. |
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Quoted: Done! I like it!!! Go look for a thread with that title here in a few minutes View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Did you really expect this thread to go better? I vote your series name be "Sexy and Ugly, confusing descriptions of people by longhorn789" Done! I like it!!! Go look for a thread with that title here in a few minutes Just use language like you normally do, don't try to dress it up. I hope to be an avid reader! |
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Quoted: I changed dentists a few years ago and had a cute hygienist end up pretty much laying on top of me when she was cleaning my teeth. After a few minutes she had one of her legs between mine. I was thinking that if she didn’t move pretty quickly, there was going to be a normal, physical response to a pretty, young girl being where she was. She didn’t move and sure enough, it happened. I know she had to notice, but she still didn’t move. My next fear was she was going to start moving her leg a certain way and another normal response would happen, but she finally completed the cleaning. She was my hygienist for a few more years and didn’t end up in my lap again, so I’m guessing the first time was probably because she was new and more focused on cleaning than where she was laying. I’ll admit, though, I was eagerly anticipating my second cleaning. View Quote On my second visit, I would have eaten an entire package of Oreo's in the waiting room. |
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Quoted: On my second visit, I would have eaten an entire package of Oreo's in the waiting room. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I changed dentists a few years ago and had a cute hygienist end up pretty much laying on top of me when she was cleaning my teeth. After a few minutes she had one of her legs between mine. I was thinking that if she didn’t move pretty quickly, there was going to be a normal, physical response to a pretty, young girl being where she was. She didn’t move and sure enough, it happened. I know she had to notice, but she still didn’t move. My next fear was she was going to start moving her leg a certain way and another normal response would happen, but she finally completed the cleaning. She was my hygienist for a few more years and didn’t end up in my lap again, so I’m guessing the first time was probably because she was new and more focused on cleaning than where she was laying. I’ll admit, though, I was eagerly anticipating my second cleaning. On my second visit, I would have eaten an entire package of Oreo's in the waiting room. |
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Quoted: LOL, my wife, a PCP, says guys don't normally need them until they are 50 and they aren't really all that reliable as a diagnostic. I'm not saying your doctor is gay but he certainly likes to check the oil. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your wife was in the room? Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. LOL, my wife, a PCP, says guys don't normally need them until they are 50 and they aren't really all that reliable as a diagnostic. I'm not saying your doctor is gay but he certainly likes to check the oil. lol... @GotGuns There is some truth to that. My eurologist insisnts on giving me a digital exam every fucking time I go. I since changed eurologist. I few times it was an actual prostate issue, then a epididymis issue, then for kidney stones in which he wanted to check my prostate. And homeboy would press so damn hard, I'd have blood in my sack sauce after. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What does "very cute but very homely" mean? Like, visibly hot, but very quiet and meek and with a small town way of talking. Maybe his wife is homely, too. |
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Quoted: I think you underestimate a woman's ability to disregard the placement of her yam bags when she's working with an adult. I have dental hygienist/assistant tits in my face every so often at the dentist. We are all adults so it isn't a big deal. ETA Oh, and when getting a haircut from the more blessed hair stylists... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I think that moment meant more to you than to her. As in, it was accidental and she didn't even notice. I think you underestimate a woman's ability to disregard the placement of her yam bags when she's working with an adult. I have dental hygienist/assistant tits in my face every so often at the dentist. We are all adults so it isn't a big deal. ETA Oh, and when getting a haircut from the more blessed hair stylists... I get boobs on me on a regular basis when I get my hair cut. Gone to the same barber for many years. She does a good job. |
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Quoted: When I was a young teen boy I had braces that required frequent trips to the orthodontist for adjustment and so on. One of the wonderful ladies working there always placed her breasts in my face while working on me. Occasionally those things would even brush against me. I, of course, logged these incidents in my pleasure journal. View Quote My wife puts braces on all day long. I just asked her about this and yup, it's a real thing! She's been doing it for 30+ years and never mentioned it to me. Anyway, many erections have been noticed. There is no way around it, the only thing she can do is work faster. |
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Quoted: lol... @GotGuns There is some truth to that. My eurologist insisnts on giving me a digital exam every fucking time I go. I since changed eurologist. I few times it was an actual prostate issue, then a epididymis issue, then for kidney stones in which he wanted to check my prostate. And homeboy would press so damn hard, I'd have blood in my sack sauce after. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your wife was in the room? Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. LOL, my wife, a PCP, says guys don't normally need them until they are 50 and they aren't really all that reliable as a diagnostic. I'm not saying your doctor is gay but he certainly likes to check the oil. lol... @GotGuns There is some truth to that. My eurologist insisnts on giving me a digital exam every fucking time I go. I since changed eurologist. I few times it was an actual prostate issue, then a epididymis issue, then for kidney stones in which he wanted to check my prostate. And homeboy would press so damn hard, I'd have blood in my sack sauce after. Maybe he lost someone close to him to an infection in the Pyrenees gland and now he's on a mission? |
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I had a hot looking female Chinese doctor as a GP for about 4 years. After checking me for hernias during a complete physical, she said: "Your testicles are nice."
I wanted to say: "Your tits are nice too", but I did not. |
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Quoted: Maybe he lost someone close to him to an infection in the Pyrenees gland and now he's on a mission? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your wife was in the room? Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. LOL, my wife, a PCP, says guys don't normally need them until they are 50 and they aren't really all that reliable as a diagnostic. I'm not saying your doctor is gay but he certainly likes to check the oil. lol... @GotGuns There is some truth to that. My eurologist insisnts on giving me a digital exam every fucking time I go. I since changed eurologist. I few times it was an actual prostate issue, then a epididymis issue, then for kidney stones in which he wanted to check my prostate. And homeboy would press so damn hard, I'd have blood in my sack sauce after. Maybe he lost someone close to him to an infection in the Pyrenees gland and now he's on a mission? ORLY? He said that it's because the prostate causes all kinds of issues like lack of sleep and shit. |
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Quoted: LOL, my wife, a PCP, says guys don't normally need them until they are 50 and they aren't really all that reliable as a diagnostic. I'm not saying your doctor is gay but he certainly likes to check the oil. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your wife was in the room? Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. LOL, my wife, a PCP, says guys don't normally need them until they are 50 and they aren't really all that reliable as a diagnostic. I'm not saying your doctor is gay but he certainly likes to check the oil. I told my pcp that I don’t like the prostate check. He said, “If it makes you feel better I don’t like doing them.” It did make me feel better. |
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Quoted: ORLY? He said that it's because the prostate causes all kinds of issues like lack of sleep and shit. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your wife was in the room? Is a prostate exam in your 30s normal? I’m 38 and haven’t had one thankfully. im 36 and probably had like 5. Dr Sausage fingers sucks. LOL, my wife, a PCP, says guys don't normally need them until they are 50 and they aren't really all that reliable as a diagnostic. I'm not saying your doctor is gay but he certainly likes to check the oil. lol... @GotGuns There is some truth to that. My eurologist insisnts on giving me a digital exam every fucking time I go. I since changed eurologist. I few times it was an actual prostate issue, then a epididymis issue, then for kidney stones in which he wanted to check my prostate. And homeboy would press so damn hard, I'd have blood in my sack sauce after. Maybe he lost someone close to him to an infection in the Pyrenees gland and now he's on a mission? ORLY? He said that it's because the prostate causes all kinds of issues like lack of sleep and shit. Well, "eurologist"... |
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Quoted: I had a hot looking female Chinese doctor as a GP for about 4 years. After checking me for hernias during a complete physical, she said: "Your testicles are nice." I wanted to say: "Your tits are nice too", but I did not. View Quote yearly football physicals were done at school, a friend of mine who I had a thing for , her dad was the doctor. Her pops touched my balls and she did not....what a disappointing senior year. |
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I had a weird occurrence once at the doctors when I went for a physical once.
The doctor was exceptionally cute, like I thought maybe a Pornhub video was getting shot and I was an unknowing participant. I looked around, no cameras. Anyway we get about 10 minutes into her checkout when she abruptly states that I really need to stop masturbating. I was like why, and she said..... I'm having a hard time examining you while you masturbate |
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Quoted: I had a weird occurrence once at the doctors when I went for a physical once. The doctor was exceptionally cute, like I thought maybe a Pornhub video was getting shot and I was an unknowing participant. I looked around, no cameras. Anyway we get about 10 minutes into her checkout when she abruptly states that I really need to stop masturbating. I was like why, and she said..... I'm having a hard time examining you while you masturbate View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: yearly football physicals were done at school, a friend of mine who I had a thing for , her dad was the doctor. Her pops touched my balls and she did not....what a disappointing senior year. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I had a hot looking female Chinese doctor as a GP for about 4 years. After checking me for hernias during a complete physical, she said: "Your testicles are nice." I wanted to say: "Your tits are nice too", but I did not. yearly football physicals were done at school, a friend of mine who I had a thing for , her dad was the doctor. Her pops touched my balls and she did not....what a disappointing senior year. *Looks at state... I mean, a threesome isn't COMPLETELY off the table. |
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