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Posted: 11/22/2012 1:21:50 PM EST
My parents are having a problem with our neighbors dog doing his business in our front yard. Our neighbor is a lazy POS that just lets the dog out the front door and he runs over to our yard.

Are there any products we can spray on our yard as a deterrent? I am also tempted to find my pellet gun to just put on in his ass. I'm sure that would be a longer lasting lesson.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:22:49 PM EST
.30-06
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:23:30 PM EST
Piss on him to establish your dominance
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:25:14 PM EST
Another thread on this not to long ago here...

One member posted, tossing it up on the neighbors roof/gutters, this works for me.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:25:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:25:53 PM EST
Air soft or pepper spraw for the win
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:26:58 PM EST
The anti-cat crowd usually recommends .22 LR.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:27:13 PM EST
I posted a large sign in my yard that said
I don't crap in your yard, so don't let your dog crap in mine.

Of course I did that because I couldn't tell which dog it was.
In your case, just talk to your neighbor
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:27:37 PM EST
If you buy a suppressor for a .223 ar, it'll work with a .22LR conversion kit.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:28:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By CarbineDad:
Piss on him to establish your dominance


This.

Or an airsoft gun.

Or piss on him, then use the airsoft gun.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:28:10 PM EST
Cayenne pepper spread liberally.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:32:45 PM EST
Fenced yard.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:32:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By aquaman67:
Cayenne pepper spread liberally.


Paintball gun and toss poop on neighbors driveway.... worked for me.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:36:09 PM EST
My neighbor was complaining the other week about people letting dogs crap in her yard. My reply was I don't give a shit if a dog takes a dump in my yard. I run it over with the lawn mower.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:38:33 PM EST
toss it right back over, near their entrance every time
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:39:05 PM EST
Poop thread, IBTL.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:40:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By aquaman67:
Cayenne pepper spread liberally.


This worked great for me.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:40:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 1:41:31 PM EST by Andrewc_c]
Originally Posted By sight-rail:
Another thread on this not to long ago here...

One member posted, tossing it up on the neighbors roof/gutters, this works for me.


We already toss it on her drive way/yard but doesn't seem to faze her.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:42:43 PM EST
Get a bigger dog.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:42:54 PM EST
Red Ryder BB-gun.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:46:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By Andrewc_c:
Originally Posted By sight-rail:
Another thread on this not to long ago here...

One member posted, tossing it up on the neighbors roof/gutters, this works for me.


We already toss it on her drive way/yard but doesn't seem to faze her.


I had a jerk using my garbage can to dump his dog poop a few years ago,so I threw it on his garage roof.he had to go up there on thanksgiving day,and clean it up.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:49:00 PM EST
Attach a bag of weed to its collar. Tell the cops the neighbor is using the dog to deliver drugs.
Dog gets shot. Maybe even the neighbor gets shot.
Profit.








I'm kidding. Do not do that.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:50:48 PM EST
write a note and stick it on the dog ...............put a sparkler in its ass......... light it.... send it home ..........walk away .......problem solved
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:50:54 PM EST
Deuce in the said neighbor's driveway.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:51:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 1:52:25 PM EST by CarbineDad]
Full Power Punch
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:52:17 PM EST
Free fertilizer!
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:55:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 1:56:19 PM EST by Bounce19712]
Originally Posted By B-Stupid:
Deuce in the said neighbor's driveway.


this...with plenty of toilet paper.

or crap in a 5 gallon bucket for a week and then dump it on their front door step.

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:55:21 PM EST
Pick up poop with bag. Smear all over dog's back. Send dog home.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:56:05 PM EST
If the neighbor isn't watching, lure dog to side yard and coat his fur with a mixture of Karo corn syrup and dog doodle. Then send the dog home.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:56:26 PM EST
Put a cap in his ass.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 1:58:37 PM EST
Is this not AR15.com? There lies your answer
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:01:24 PM EST
Worked for me
Originally Posted By Gimpy_AK:
Red Ryder BB-gun.


Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:06:46 PM EST
Remember it is not the dogs fault. Please use any suggestions on the owner.
Jim Carey handled it pretty well in Me, Myself and Irene.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:14:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 2:14:59 PM EST by Oofda]
Motion activated sprinkler, like the Contech scarecrow:

http://www.amazon.com/Contech-CRO101-Scarecrow-Activated-Sprinkler/dp/B000071NUS





Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:20:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:47:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 2:54:14 PM EST by VA-gunnut]
banned
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:54:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 2:54:26 PM EST by VA-gunnut]
Originally Posted By Gamblez:



IBTL!!
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:57:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 2:59:09 PM EST by Andrewc_c]
Dang it. What did I miss?

Seems it was porn. Was it good or was it icky?
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:58:42 PM EST
Bacon grease.

AB
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 3:06:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 3:19:54 PM EST
My dad planted a bunch of these in the front yard. It solved the problem real quick.




Link Posted: 11/22/2012 3:22:32 PM EST
Shovel, scoop and toss on their front steps. After a week or so he'll probably get the hint.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 3:23:32 PM EST
I dont like strangers leavi.g me presents. I give them back while observing all laws and the Arfcom CoC.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 3:56:31 PM EST
A buddy of mine had the same problem he made sure the people were outside so they could see him and filled up a dog water bowl with Prestone antifreeze and put it on the ground and walked away.They kept the dog on their own property after that.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:00:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By Progun1911:
A buddy of mine had the same problem he made sure the people were outside so they could see him and filled up a dog water bowl with Prestone antifreeze and put it on the ground and walked away.They kept the dog on their own property after that.


good advice ..... you should be a school counselor
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:05:06 PM EST
Rub turpentine on the dog's ass.
Worked for my grandmother with a problem dog.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:06:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 4:06:44 PM EST by Booze]


Also, buy yourself a nice metal detector for Christmas. You'll need it later after the dog problem is over with.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:07:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By MCREBELL:
Originally Posted By Andrewc_c:
Originally Posted By sight-rail:
Another thread on this not to long ago here...

One member posted, tossing it up on the neighbors roof/gutters, this works for me.


We already toss it on her drive way/yard but doesn't seem to faze her.


I had a jerk using my garbage can to dump his dog poop a few years ago,so I threw it on his garage roof.he had to go up there on thanksgiving day,and clean it up.


Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:09:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By GIVEMEMYTOYS:
Air soft or pepper spraw for the win

Air soft it is close to the house
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:16:49 PM EST
Ghost pepper juice in a super soaker sprayed up his hindquarters?

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Cross-platform gun database/electronic bound book (v1.3.2) (and the original thread).
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Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:19:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By Andrewc_c:
Dang it. What did I miss?

Seems it was porn. Was it good or was it icky?

Judging from reports, it was pics of something called "vajajay."

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Cross-platform gun database/electronic bound book (v1.3.2) (and the original thread).
Libertardians: maximizing libertarian losses since 2008.
«nolite confidere in principibus, in filiis hominum quibus non est salus»
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