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Posted: 11/22/2012 2:21:50 PM EDT

My parents are having a problem with our neighbors dog doing his business in our front yard. Our neighbor is a lazy POS that just lets the dog out the front door and he runs over to our yard.

Are there any products we can spray on our yard as a deterrent? I am also tempted to find my pellet gun to just put on in his ass. I'm sure that would be a longer lasting lesson.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:22:49 PM EDT

[#1]

.30-06

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:23:30 PM EDT

[#2]

Piss on him to establish your dominance

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:25:14 PM EDT

[#3]

Another thread on this not to long ago here...

One member posted, tossing it up on the neighbors roof/gutters, this works for me.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:25:22 PM EDT

[#4]

Meh, I have the neighbors horses wander into my yard and shit when they get loose. Dog turds pale in comparison.

First world problems and all.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:25:53 PM EDT

[#5]

Air soft or pepper spraw for the win

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:26:58 PM EDT

[#6]

The anti-cat crowd usually recommends .22 LR.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:27:13 PM EDT

[#7]

I posted a large sign in my yard that said
I don't crap in your yard, so don't let your dog crap in mine.

Of course I did that because I couldn't tell which dog it was.
In your case, just talk to your neighbor

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:27:37 PM EDT

[#8]

If you buy a suppressor for a .223 ar, it'll work with a .22LR conversion kit.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:28:00 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Piss on him to establish your dominance

This.

Or an airsoft gun.

Or piss on him, then use the airsoft gun.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:28:10 PM EDT

[#10]

Cayenne pepper spread liberally.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:32:45 PM EDT

[#11]

Fenced yard.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:32:46 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Cayenne pepper spread liberally.

Paintball gun and toss poop on neighbors driveway.... worked for me.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:36:09 PM EDT

[#13]

My neighbor was complaining the other week about people letting dogs crap in her yard. My reply was I don't give a shit if a dog takes a dump in my yard. I run it over with the lawn mower.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:38:33 PM EDT

[#14]

toss it right back over, near their entrance every time

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:39:05 PM EDT

[#15]

Poop thread, IBTL.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:40:10 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Cayenne pepper spread liberally.

This worked great for me.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:40:13 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Another thread on this not to long ago here...

One member posted, tossing it up on the neighbors roof/gutters, this works for me.

We already toss it on her drive way/yard but doesn't seem to faze her.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:42:43 PM EDT

[#18]

Get a bigger dog.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:42:54 PM EDT

[#19]

Red Ryder BB-gun.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:46:27 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Another thread on this not to long ago here...

One member posted, tossing it up on the neighbors roof/gutters, this works for me.

We already toss it on her drive way/yard but doesn't seem to faze her.

I had a jerk using my garbage can to dump his dog poop a few years ago,so I threw it on his garage roof.he had to go up there on thanksgiving day,and clean it up.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:49:00 PM EDT

[#21]

Attach a bag of weed to its collar. Tell the cops the neighbor is using the dog to deliver drugs.
Dog gets shot. Maybe even the neighbor gets shot.
Profit.

I'm kidding. Do not do that.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:50:48 PM EDT

[#22]

write a note and stick it on the dog ...............put a sparkler in its ass......... light it.... send it home ..........walk away .......problem solved

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:50:54 PM EDT

[#23]

Deuce in the said neighbor's driveway.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:51:46 PM EDT

[#24]

Full Power Punch

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:52:17 PM EDT

[#25]

Free fertilizer!

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:55:14 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Deuce in the said neighbor's driveway.

this...with plenty of toilet paper.

or crap in a 5 gallon bucket for a week and then dump it on their front door step.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:55:21 PM EDT

[#27]

Pick up poop with bag. Smear all over dog's back. Send dog home.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:56:05 PM EDT

[#28]

If the neighbor isn't watching, lure dog to side yard and coat his fur with a mixture of Karo corn syrup and dog doodle. Then send the dog home.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:56:26 PM EDT

[#29]

Put a cap in his ass.

Posted: 11/22/2012 2:58:37 PM EDT

[#30]

Is this not AR15.com? There lies your answer

Posted: 11/22/2012 3:01:24 PM EDT

[#31]

Worked for me

Quoted:

Red Ryder BB-gun.

Posted: 11/22/2012 3:06:46 PM EDT

[#32]

Remember it is not the dogs fault. Please use any suggestions on the owner.
Jim Carey handled it pretty well in Me, Myself and Irene.

Posted: 11/22/2012 3:14:05 PM EDT

[#33]

Motion activated sprinkler, like the Contech scarecrow:

http://www.amazon.com/Contech-CRO101-Scarecrow-Activated-Sprinkler/dp/B000071NUS

Posted: 11/22/2012 3:20:52 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Motion activated sprinkler, like the Contech scarecrow:

http://www.amazon.com/Contech-CRO101-Scarecrow-Activated-Sprinkler/dp/B000071NUS

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41q%2BMiDZYjL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ysc2hScnL.jpg

Oh excellent idea.

Posted: 11/22/2012 3:47:52 PM EDT

[#35]

banned

Posted: 11/22/2012 3:54:06 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

IBTL!!

Posted: 11/22/2012 3:57:28 PM EDT

[#37]

Dang it. What did I miss?

Seems it was porn. Was it good or was it icky?

Posted: 11/22/2012 3:58:42 PM EDT

[#38]

Bacon grease.

AB

Posted: 11/22/2012 4:06:51 PM EDT

[#39]

Posted: 11/22/2012 4:19:54 PM EDT

[#40]

My dad planted a bunch of these in the front yard. It solved the problem real quick.

Posted: 11/22/2012 4:22:32 PM EDT

[#41]

Shovel, scoop and toss on their front steps. After a week or so he'll probably get the hint.

Posted: 11/22/2012 4:23:32 PM EDT

[#42]

I dont like strangers leavi.g me presents. I give them back while observing all laws and the Arfcom CoC.

Posted: 11/22/2012 4:56:31 PM EDT

[#43]

A buddy of mine had the same problem he made sure the people were outside so they could see him and filled up a dog water bowl with Prestone antifreeze and put it on the ground and walked away.They kept the dog on their own property after that.

Posted: 11/22/2012 5:00:27 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
A buddy of mine had the same problem he made sure the people were outside so they could see him and filled up a dog water bowl with Prestone antifreeze and put it on the ground and walked away.They kept the dog on their own property after that.

good advice ..... you should be a school counselor

Posted: 11/22/2012 5:05:06 PM EDT

[#45]

Rub turpentine on the dog's ass.
Worked for my grandmother with a problem dog.

Posted: 11/22/2012 5:06:30 PM EDT

[#46]

Also, buy yourself a nice metal detector for Christmas. You'll need it later after the dog problem is over with.

Posted: 11/22/2012 5:07:19 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Another thread on this not to long ago here...

One member posted, tossing it up on the neighbors roof/gutters, this works for me.

We already toss it on her drive way/yard but doesn't seem to faze her.

I had a jerk using my garbage can to dump his dog poop a few years ago,so I threw it on his garage roof.he had to go up there on thanksgiving day,and clean it up.

Posted: 11/22/2012 5:09:05 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Air soft or pepper spraw for the win

Air soft it is close to the house

Posted: 11/22/2012 5:16:49 PM EDT

[#49]

Ghost pepper juice in a super soaker sprayed up his hindquarters?

__________________________________________________________________
Cross-platform gun database/electronic bound book (v1.3.2) (and the original thread).
Libertardians: maximizing libertarian losses since 2008.
«nolite confidere in principibus, in filiis hominum quibus non est salus»

Posted: 11/22/2012 5:19:23 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
Dang it. What did I miss?

Seems it was porn. Was it good or was it icky?

Judging from reports, it was pics of something called "vajajay."

__________________________________________________________________
Cross-platform gun database/electronic bound book (v1.3.2) (and the original thread).
Libertardians: maximizing libertarian losses since 2008.
«nolite confidere in principibus, in filiis hominum quibus non est salus»

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