I would have to say it was a textbook worthy example of the exterior of a woman's birth canal.

I myself had a dog that would try to attack every member of my family.I don't know who's dog it was but that fucking thing would lurch and try to get who ever was there walking to the house.After a month or so of that shit trying to chase it away and it would just make the dog more infuriated.

I went in the house and got my 357 and loaded it with blanks then went outside and chased the dog until it was in a tizzy. I mean the dog was going nut's trying to get to me and having to put your leg out so it couldn't come close enough to bite me.When he was good and mad I unloaded the 357 on him and that dog took off for parts unknown never to be seen again ever. It might have died of a heart attack after it ran off.

they make those lil plastic boxes that are great for making things go away.. they have been around for a long time... i think they are called "front towards enemy" or something along those lines...

or get a few shakers of cayenne pepper from costco... start with a light dusting then get heavyer as needed.. just be sure to warn your kids

I crack up every time I think of this.  Very relevant.
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_8_42/499992_belated_intro.html

Another swell idea. Where can I get vast amounts of ghost pepper juice?

But I think we are going to go with the cayenne pepper route/ stepping up the "return to sender" by aiming for her open garage door. (she usually keeps it open.) If it persists I'll search for the pellet gun.

Go over and tell neighbor to keep his dog in his yard.

PoUr your bacon grease on the lawn sausages, and next time the dog comes over he'll clean up after himself. Enjoy thinking about the wet doggy kisses the owner will receive.

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Best idea yet.  

Must suck to have big city problems like that.  I have no idea where our dogs even poop

My yard is kinda big for the Red Ryder.  Can't really get close enough to get a decent hit that will convince the dogs to leave permanently.

A pellet rifle with about 1000fps or slightly less is optimum for me.  I'm not trying to break skin or kill them, I'm just trying to sting them.

LC

This,
This same thing happened to my buddy.
He cooked up bacon, and pour the grease over the laid turds.
So the next time the dog came to do his business on his lawn, the he cleaned up the previouse turds.
The dog got sick from eating so much of his old piles he ended up puking up his own scheisse.

Problem solved.

Definatly paintball gun.

mkay ...............OST ......never go near a school

Funny how the "arfcockalypse" went on for hours, but this guy gets banned in seconds...

Hmmmm...

Why don't you just go knock on the guys door and say "hey, my name is _________ I live next door.  The reason I'm here today is your dog keeps shitting on my lawn.  Could keep you keep him off my lawn? Thanks man."

Granted not many will like this but, speaking from another viewpoint. If you spray the dog with anything the the owner decides to be a bitch about it what if they called the cops to say that you were harming their dog?

You could be a royal pain in the ass by simply (granted this is kind of shitty suggestion)  but record the owner letting said dog out and dog doing his business on your lawn. Then draft a polite note and keep a copy  before you give to neighbor. Obviously we already know that will not work. On the flip side of that, once that is done start calling the city about it. Show them a recording and a copy of the note. pretty shortly either the neighbor will quit once the city talks to them or if that still does not work then keep calling the city. The will start to get tickets that cost more and more.

If the neighbor doesn't care then hurt them in the pocketbook the legal way. Not to mention that if siad neighbor tried to retailiate against you then file another report. After a while the neighbor will get hammered by the city and then you will have ammunition to go after the neighbor. All the while you are the good guy and the neighbor is the douchebag.

I had that trouble with the lazy shits across the street. Moth balls in the grass help. I would fling the dog shit into their front yard. They finally got the hint. I have been poop free for a few years now. I live on a corner lot and have signs etc. It never ends. The mothballs kept other dogs away.

and yes I told them about it..it did no good. I even called the dog catcher on them ...they denied it of course. I don't have a dog or smoke, I see no reason why I have to pick up dog turds or cigarett butts

Their dog legally should not even be on your property, let alone shit there.

Board of Health, if you have such a thing? Parasites, and all that sort of thing. Dog shit is bad stuff if little kids ever play on your lawn.

b.b. gun/pellet rifle

once should be enough.

fire from concealment so neighbors dont see you as to avoid any unwanted drama

Christ! If you did that here they would lock your ass up for animal cruelty.