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Link Posted: 8/28/2013 1:20:20 AM EDT
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I don't think an Irish fish would be drinking Amstel  
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I thought I was the only one!  No shit!
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Ya can't throw 'em up in the air and catch 'em while going through a doorway either.  
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Check the ass grab at 1:58.  Nothing says "Sorry, baby" like cupping the hiney

 
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Hey!





I came here to post that!






 
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Were those pictures supposed to move?
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Life is a bitch when you forgot you took acid.
 
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TRG
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Watched that about 20 times. I'm crying.
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Watched that about 20 times. I'm crying.
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Watched that about 20 times. I'm crying.


I had a hard time not snorting when I found it.
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Now that's pro.
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I'm laughing at that... "You catch that?"
 
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I'm laughing at that... "You catch that?"
 

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Is there a fund where we can donate for his Tylenol expenses?
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Is there a fund where we can donate for his Tylenol expenses?
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Optical illusions, how do they work?
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 So damn true!!!!!

Alarm went off at 6:30 this morning. Hit snooze. Body said NO. Brain said, I don't want to get up. Wife reaches over and grabs Krull the Warrior King and says wow, someone's horny. Nope, I'm tired, 10 more minutes!!!!
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Actually, I'd buy the box behind it.  Then I'd arrange the individual candies in spectral order, constructing truncated strings with odd leftovers.  Then I eat the strings in sequence beginning with the shortest of the truncated and ending with the last full sequence.

But it doesn't bother me if I can't do that.
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Was that Bloomberg?  



 
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Was that Bloomberg?  


 
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Was that Bloomberg?  


 





 






Can't be.... the kid is much too tall, to be him.






 
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Was that Bloomberg?  

 
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Was that Bloomberg?  

 




 
Louis C.K.
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Usually I eat the brown and yellow first, then orange, then red, then finally it's a toss-up between green and blue.
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Usually I eat the brown and yellow first, then orange, then red, then finally it's a toss-up between green and blue.
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Usually I eat the brown and yellow first, then orange, then red, then finally it's a toss-up between green and blue.


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yeah that could have gone either way LOL
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my wife had her bike stolen.

it was her old piece of crap bike... but i was still pissed.


1 week later i was driving somewhere and saw it in someones yard leaning against a house. i stopped, backed in, and threw it in the back of the truck and left. we got a good laugh over it.
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my wife had her bike stolen.

it was her old piece of crap bike... but i was still pissed.


1 week later i was driving somewhere and saw it in someones yard leaning against a house. i stopped, backed in, and threw it in the back of the truck and left. we got a good laugh over it.
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my wife had her bike stolen.

it was her old piece of crap bike... but i was still pissed.


1 week later i was driving somewhere and saw it in someones yard leaning against a house. i stopped, backed in, and threw it in the back of the truck and left. we got a good laugh over it.


How about this one.  My neighbor's boy, Landon, gets a $300 bike from his parents.  The bike is stolen from school.  A few months later a new family moves in right across the street from Landon's family.  Landon notices that one of the teen boys is riding Landon's bike.  Landon tells his mom about the bike and she says, "You have to be sure.  You can't just be throwing around that kind of accusation."  So while the bike is left on the front lawn, Landon walks over and has a closer look.  Sure enough, it's exactly his own bike.

In summary, teen criminal steels bike and a few months later the criminal teen's family moves into a house right across the street from the victim he stole from.

As for the outcome:  Criminal teen's mom tries to cover for him and keeps making excuses for failing to produce the bike.  Meanwhile the criminal teen takes the bike and ditches it in a nearby town.  Once Landon's dad found out, he hit the ceiling, went to the neighbors and demanded the immediate return of the bike under threat of bringing the police into the situation.  Criminal teen's family pays Landon's family $300 since the bike is long gone.

So how did I come to know about all this?  The criminal family used to rent our house prior to us buying it.  We had someone from the local police department, someone from the sheriff's department, and a constable from the court all stop by in the first two or three months after we moved in, looking for the previous renters.
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My nutjob sister chased down some hoodrat with a golf club after he stole her bike and made him give it back. I was most impressed.
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NSFW language.  Some of the female reporters are VERY not guilty.  

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All I see is a green M&M in the wrong section.  I would put it in it's correct section before I did anything else



 
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I don't think an Irish fish would be drinking Amstel  
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I don't think an Irish fish would be drinking Amstel  
I don't think an Irishman would give Guinness to a fish



 
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"Whatcha think' 'bout?"
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"Whatcha think' 'bout?"
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"Whatcha think' 'bout?"


Hopping.
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I've always wanted something like this since seeing it in an old strange car book years ago.

Brad
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NSFW language.  Some of the female reporters are VERY not guilty.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcXAPahUWAs
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Is the chick at 0:50 having a stroke?    Serious question.
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Nope. I remember this. I called it when it happened. Migraine. She was reading a prompter. Brain can really do some freaky shit during a migraine.
 
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Is the chick at 0:50 having a stroke?    Serious question.


I bet she was hearing herself in an earpiece and it was throwing her off.

Try it, talking while listening to your self with a delay. it messes with your head/speech.
Nope. I remember this. I called it when it happened. Migraine. She was reading a prompter. Brain can really do some freaky shit during a migraine.
 

Some doctors seemed to think it was a stroke.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/cbs-reporter-appears-suffer-stroke-live-grammy-broadcast/story?id=12914429

ETA:  Now I see that the official diagnosis was a migraine.   Weird shit.
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Optical illusions, how do they work?
This guy's head isn't an optical illusion.










 
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Optical illusions, how do they work?
This guy's head isn't an optical illusion.
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crayons for Christmas?
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