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Link Posted: 6/17/2013 7:03:51 PM EDT
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do want





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Not Guilty  




I would not be surprised at all if that was a dude.  


Dude looks like a lady.

 






Ok, maybe more of a tramp.
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 7:15:47 PM EDT
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(F) flourine
(U) uranium
(C) carbon
(K) potassium
(Bi) bismuth
(Tc) technetium
(He) helium
(S) sulfur
(Ge) germanium
(Tm) thulium
(O) oxygen
(Ne) neon
(Y) yttrium
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 7:38:08 PM EDT
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1002407_10151638221254146_1203177082_n.jpg

(F) flourine
(U) uranium
(C) carbon
(K) potassium
(Bi) bismuth
(Tc) technetium
(He) helium
(S) sulfur
(Ge) germanium
(Tm) thulium
(O) oxygen
(Ne) neon
(Y) yttrium


Next picture over was taken in the bathroom?
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 7:48:28 PM EDT
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do want


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Not Guilty  


I would not be surprised at all if that was a dude.  


Like that would change their responses.




http://www.flickr.com/photos/animcolate/8736013945/
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 7:49:21 PM EDT
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Meanwhile inside the Midvale school for the Gifted
 


one of my favorite Larsen comics. I reference it frequently, but most folks don't get it

Link Posted: 6/17/2013 8:21:26 PM EDT
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Don't know if want....or want to shoot....
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 8:41:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2013 8:43:55 PM EDT
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/animcolate/8736013945/


Not guilty.



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2013 8:55:57 PM EDT
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Have not seen her in a while. Classic.
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Sort of want

 


+1
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 12:21:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/18/2013 12:28:10 AM EDT
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Sort of want

 


+1


Kinda brings a whole new spin to Bart Simpson's "Can't sleep, clown might eat me..."


Provided AVG Antivirus gave her a pass, it might go the other way around

Then again, last time I did that, I got heels to the ribs
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 12:47:02 AM EDT
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Sort of want







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Kinda brings a whole new spin to Bart Simpson's "Can't sleep, clown might eat me..."




Provided AVG Antivirus gave her a pass, it might go the other way around



Then again, last time I did that, I got heels to the ribs







Ordinarily, I loathe clowns. However, in her case, I may make an exception . . .



Non sequitur: I have a feeling Gary Oldman would be hilarious after three or four beers:



Link Posted: 6/18/2013 2:36:50 AM EDT
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LOL my brother house-sat for a very wierd lady who had hundreds of snakes in her house. She had to go to the hospital for a long stay.

One day he came over to feed them and found that the 8' long python had gotten loose. This python had learned the above trick about how to open doors.

Uh ooh. This model of python was very bad-tempered, and had lots of sharp teeth.



So brother looked high and low for the python, and finally found it in a high cupboard where it was basically daring him to come in and get it. Brother calls a friend for suggestions. Friend came over and said, "Hmmm.... YOU have a problem here!"

They finally got it to come out by poking it with a broomstick.
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I believe I would have filled my pantalones with feces.

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Non sequitur: I have a feeling Gary Oldman would be hilarious after three or four beers:

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7572485888/hB46433B4/


After I smacked him upside the head for using a fork in a non-stick pan.  WTF people?
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 10:17:10 AM EDT
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Ok, the end got me. I'm going to hell

 
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 10:27:07 AM EDT
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Sort of want

 


+1


Pretty sure that's Tim Curry
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 10:52:09 AM EDT
[#33]
Sasha Gray NSA recruiting video.  Borderline COC compliant.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/14dc1b13fa/sexy-nsa-commercial-with-sasha-grey
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 10:52:14 AM EDT
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Arfcom para-cord bracelet wearers, where's your god now?  (From the NYC clown's vacation picks.)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/animcolate/8718287041/lightbox/

Link Posted: 6/18/2013 12:45:09 PM EDT
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Sasha Gray NSA recruiting video.  Borderline COC compliant.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/14dc1b13fa/sexy-nsa-commercial-with-sasha-grey


A woman famous for getting fucked in the ass making light of the government doing the same thing to it's citizens? Ironic
(She'd probably be better off sticking to what she knows though)
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 1:24:46 PM EDT
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http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1497954_This_has_got_to_be_one_of_the_most_stupid_things_I_have_seen.html



 
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 1:29:52 PM EDT
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Sasha Gray NSA recruiting video.  Borderline COC compliant.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/14dc1b13fa/sexy-nsa-commercial-with-sasha-grey


I was trying to download that from funny or die and reupload that to youtube to post, but had no luck.
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 1:50:50 PM EDT
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Sasha Gray NSA recruiting video.  Borderline COC compliant.



http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/14dc1b13fa/sexy-nsa-commercial-with-sasha-grey




A woman famous for getting fucked in the ass making light of the government doing the same thing to it's citizens? Ironic

(She'd probably be better off sticking to what she knows though)


Yeh but who fucks more people, Sasha or this shitty government?



 
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 2:36:14 PM EDT
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Arfcom para-cord bracelet wearers, where's your god now?  (From the NYC clown's vacation picks.)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/animcolate/8718287041/lightbox/



The women in the other pics in your album are displaying far too much clothing.
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 2:38:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/18/2013 4:09:14 PM EDT
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Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter (don't know how to imbed funny and die websites).



http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/7yru
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 5:17:06 PM EDT
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[#46]
Quoted:
Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter (don't know how to imbed funny and die websites).

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/7yru


holy crap im crying "c*** punt"
Link Posted: 6/18/2013 6:25:57 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter (don't know how to imbed funny and die websites).

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/7yru


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