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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:09:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:10:22 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing it... You must not be able to speak German. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:12:39 PM EDT
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On the White House lawn, the morning of Nov. 7: http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=44099 I just saved this on my computer. Hoping to use it on Facebook next week. It's a Lexington original. Send it far and wide. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:13:37 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing it... where's the funny part? Carefully read the text. ETA: hint, "gefingerpoken" is not actually German. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:13:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:17:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: You must not be able to speak German. ...nor even mock German.  |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:18:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: You must not be able to speak German. Thought this was a "laugh you lose" thread. You might want to post that in the "Learn German" thread.  Or you could explain it... might be asking to much. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:18:36 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing it... You must not be able to speak German. ...nor even mock German. got me.... |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:19:40 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing it... You must not be able to speak German. Thought this was a "laugh you lose" thread. You might want to post that in the "Learn German" thread.
Or you could explain it... might be asking to much. "pig german" |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:21:15 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing it... You must not be able to speak German. Thought this was a "laugh you lose" thread. You might want to post that in the "Learn German" thread.
Or you could explain it... might be asking to much. 
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:21:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You must not be able to speak German. Thought this was a "laugh you lose" thread. You might want to post that in the "Learn German" thread. Or you could explain it... might be asking to much. "pig german" The language it is wrote in is mechanic |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:23:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You must not be able to speak German. Thought this was a "laugh you lose" thread. You might want to post that in the "Learn German" thread. Or you could explain it... might be asking to much. "pig german" Nein... That would be something akin to " u-day ist-bay ein-ay eisskopf-shay" |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:23:58 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing it... You must not be able to speak German. Thought this was a "laugh you lose" thread. You might want to post that in the "Learn German" thread.
Or you could explain it... might be asking to much. "pig german" The language it is wrote in is mechanic Jesus people come on. Just try to say the words out loud while reading it. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:27:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:44:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: You must not be able to speak German. ...nor even mock German. Nor even funny |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:46:17 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing it... You must not be able to speak German. Thought this was a "laugh you lose" thread. You might want to post that in the "Learn German" thread.
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Posted: 11/4/2012 1:55:08 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing it... where's the funny part? Carefully read the text. ETA: hint, "gefingerpoken" is not actually German.
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Posted: 11/4/2012 2:04:14 PM EDT
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For those of you who don't get the German pic, this is 2012. You can enter it into Google Translate if you don't speak German.
Fucking lazy people 
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Posted: 11/4/2012 2:10:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You must not be able to speak German. Thought this was a "laugh you lose" thread. You might want to post that in the "Learn German" thread. Or you could explain it... might be asking to much. "pig german" The language it is wrote in is mechanic Jesus people come on. Just try to say the words out loud while reading it. I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 2:28:54 PM EDT
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I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 2:33:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 2:37:23 PM EDT
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I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. 
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Posted: 11/4/2012 2:54:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Best as I can translate: Attention Allies ???, the Computer is ??? ??? ??? and ???. is easy ??? ??? ??? Blown Fuse, and ??? Sparks is ??? ??? ??? by the Dunce. the rubber Neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 2:58:24 PM EDT
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I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Best as I can translate: Attention Allies ???, the Computer is ??? ??? ??? and ???. is easy ??? ??? ??? Blown Fuse, and ??? Sparks is ??? ??? ??? by the Dunce. the rubber Neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. You're waaaaaaaaaay over-thinking this. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 3:04:39 PM EDT
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Is welding machine.
DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Sorry for posting funny picture. Next time I post meme from 4chan so you laugh funny man.
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Posted: 11/4/2012 3:12:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 3:16:41 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Best as I can translate: Attention Allies ???, the Computer is ??? ??? ??? and ???. is easy ??? ??? ??? Blown Fuse, and ??? Sparks is ??? ??? ??? by the Dunce. the rubber Neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. you cannot be serious.  |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 3:43:26 PM EDT
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ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. I'm sure I'm butchering this, but: "Attention All onlookers, the computer is not for finger-poking and hand-grabbing. It is easy to break the springworkings. Blown fuses and sparking is not work for the dummyheads. The rubber-necking sightseer should keep his hands in his pockets. Relax and watch the blinking lights." |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 3:49:10 PM EDT
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Post pics you chatty bitches.
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Posted: 11/4/2012 3:50:28 PM EDT
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ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. I'm sure I'm butchering this, but: "Attention All onlookers, the computer is not for finger-poking and hand-grabbing. It is easy to break the springworkings. Blown fuses and sparking is not work for the dummyheads. The rubber-necking sightseer should keep his hands in his pockets. Relax and watch the blinking lights." It was butchered to begin with... Which is the fucking joke. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 4:37:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 4:47:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 4:47:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: I am.Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Best as I can translate: Attention Allies ???, the Computer is ??? ??? ??? and ???. is easy ??? ??? ??? Blown Fuse, and ??? Sparks is ??? ??? ??? by the Dunce. the rubber Neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. you cannot be serious. After seeing some other people's attempts: Attention To all the onlookers, the Computer is not for finger poking and grabbing. it's easy to snap the spring work and blow a fuse, and when pops and sparks are happening it's not to be used by idiots. The rubber neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. Now that it's been unraveled into something like coherent speech... Yes I can see how that warning would be funny to someone who didn't need it and utterly useless to someone who did. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 4:50:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 5:05:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I am.Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Best as I can translate: Attention Allies ???, the Computer is ??? ??? ??? and ???. is easy ??? ??? ??? Blown Fuse, and ??? Sparks is ??? ??? ??? by the Dunce. the rubber Neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. you cannot be serious. After seeing some other people's attempts: Attention To all the onlookers, the Computer is not for finger poking and grabbing. it's easy to snap the spring work and blow a fuse, and when pops and sparks are happening it's not to be used by idiots. The rubber neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. Now that it's been unraveled into something like coherent speech... Yes I can see how that warning would be funny to someone who didn't need it and utterly useless to someone who did. Pro tip: Don't go to icanhazcheeseburger.com, ever. The cats there appear to lack any substantive understanding of the mechanics of the English language. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 7:09:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 7:24:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 7:36:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 8:08:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 8:15:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 8:25:44 PM EDT
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I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Best as I can translate: Attention Allies ???, the Computer is ??? ??? ??? and ???. is easy ??? ??? ??? Blown Fuse, and ??? Sparks is ??? ??? ??? by the Dunce. the rubber Neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. you cannot be serious.
After seeing some other people's attempts: Attention To all the onlookers, the Computer is not for finger poking and grabbing. it's easy to snap the spring work and blow a fuse, and when pops and sparks are happening it's not to be used by idiots. The rubber neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. Now that it's been unraveled into something like coherent speech... Yes I can see how that warning would be funny to someone who didn't need it and utterly useless to someone who did. Reminds me of an Earschplittenloudenboomer... |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 8:47:14 PM EDT
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I can't... most of the letters are unreadable... and I can't guess what they are supposed to be... so type it out if you want us to read it. ACHTUNG ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS, DAS COMPUTENMACHINE IS NICHT FUR GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. IST EASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPEN- CORKENMIT SPITTZENSPARKEN IST NICHT FUR GEWERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. DAS RUBBER NECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS–– –– RELAXEN UND WATCH DAS BLINKENLIGHTS. Best as I can translate: Attention Allies ???, the Computer is ??? ??? ??? and ???. is easy ??? ??? ??? Blown Fuse, and ??? Sparks is ??? ??? ??? by the Dunce. the rubber Neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. you cannot be serious.
After seeing some other people's attempts: Attention To all the onlookers, the Computer is not for finger poking and grabbing. it's easy to snap the spring work and blow a fuse, and when pops and sparks are happening it's not to be used by idiots. The rubber neck sightseers should keep their hands in their pockets–– –– Relax and watch the blinking lights. Now that it's been unraveled into something like coherent speech... Yes I can see how that warning would be funny to someone who didn't need it and utterly useless to someone who did. The point is that you're supposed to just sound it out vs trying to translate jibberish. It makes you sound like you're speaking with a terrible German accent and saying funny things at the same time. Sheesh. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 9:05:57 PM EDT
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The point is, this document used to be faxed back and forth in the late 80s and posted on laser printers by technicians.
It dates to the early 60s
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Posted: 11/4/2012 9:12:48 PM EDT
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ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!
Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.
This silliness dates back at least as far as 1959 at Stanford University and had already gone international by the early 1960s, when it was reported at London University's ATLAS computing site. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 9:14:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/4/2012 9:25:36 PM EDT
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Post pics, homos!!!!!!!1
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Posted: 11/4/2012 9:31:47 PM EDT
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I made this.
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Posted: 11/4/2012 9:44:12 PM EDT
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Me too. We are geeks. |
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Posted: 11/4/2012 9:46:33 PM EDT
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