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Link Posted: 11/6/2011 12:59:37 PM EDT
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1) Start car.
2) Put in drive
3) Gas pedal is the one on the right. Press it downward.
4) ?
5) Profit!

Though I guess you'd better have a tag for it or something.


I would have had a tag for it... The one screwed to my front bumper.

Link Posted: 11/6/2011 2:01:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/6/2011 2:19:46 PM EDT
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A friend of mine did that for halloween a few years ago.



 
Link Posted: 11/6/2011 2:26:44 PM EDT
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That is freaking awesome.




When I first learned English as a little kid, I always heard it as "toe truck" when someone was talking about a "tow truck" - I never understood why a truck designed to pull another car would be called a "toe" truck.    It always seemed extremely weird to me, but I always figured it was just something I didn't understand, or some weird idiosyncratic thing in U.S. culture/language (you know, how Brits call the car trunk a "boot").  



It wasn't until I was in my 20s, and living in the U.S. that I finally saw it written down and realized what a moron I had been for so long.  




 i have met lots of people that  had similar  little things like that



you know how they teach the alphabet in that sing/song way?



I thought LMNOP  was one letter  or some weird word in the ABC song for 5 or 6 months  when i was kindergarten


I used to think (up to about 20 yrs ago) that New England was a state



 
Link Posted: 11/6/2011 2:29:15 PM EDT
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A friend of mine did that for halloween a few years ago.
 


Maybe that's him... Stole it from a friends FaceBook album.
Link Posted: 11/6/2011 2:47:02 PM EDT
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I used to think (up to about 20 yrs ago) that New England was a state
 


Now you know it's a commonwealth, right?
Link Posted: 11/6/2011 3:09:05 PM EDT
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Thong panties for 88 cents? I gotta get in on that deal!
Link Posted: 11/6/2011 4:03:32 PM EDT
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Just a heads up, there an extended video out there that goes a little further.....  
Do tell....
yes plz[/quote

Where might a guy find this "extended" version

On that thar innernets



Simply searching "drifting open russians shirt" on the Google machine will find you results.
It cuts out right when it gets good


Keep digging. Boobies flapping free is out there.

 




Yep vimeo has it very nice


Found it youtube and it goes a bit further. Can't find the Vimeo version.



 
Link Posted: 11/6/2011 6:33:42 PM EDT
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Just a heads up, there an extended video out there that goes a little further.....  
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yes plz[/quote
Where might a guy find this "extended" version
On that thar innernets

Simply searching "drifting open russians shirt" on the Google machine will find you results.
It cuts out right when it gets good

Keep digging. Boobies flapping free is out there.
 


Yep vimeo has it very nice

Found it youtube and it goes a bit further. Can't find the Vimeo version.
 


search russian drift girl, click first link that starts with NSFW currently 7th link down on google.  Read comments for vimeo link it shows way more.
Link Posted: 11/7/2011 9:34:08 AM EDT
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That is freaking awesome.


When I first learned English as a little kid, I always heard it as "toe truck" when someone was talking about a "tow truck" - I never understood why a truck designed to pull another car would be called a "toe" truck.    It always seemed extremely weird to me, but I always figured it was just something I didn't understand, or some weird idiosyncratic thing in U.S. culture/language (you know, how Brits call the car trunk a "boot").  

It wasn't until I was in my 20s, and living in the U.S. that I finally saw it written down and realized what a moron I had been for so long.  


Link Posted: 11/7/2011 12:39:08 PM EDT
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Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v1hg6Io7oE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Link Posted: 11/7/2011 1:11:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/7/2011 1:17:42 PM EDT
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Check out this video on YouTube:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v1hg6Io7oE&feature=youtube_gdata_player



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Damn.... Not funny



 
Link Posted: 11/7/2011 1:53:54 PM EDT
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Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v1hg6Io7oE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Only a sociopath would find that funny.
Link Posted: 11/7/2011 1:59:08 PM EDT
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Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v1hg6Io7oE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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I loled a little
Link Posted: 11/7/2011 2:15:03 PM EDT
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What does she think the turkey is going to do? Tear her face off?


She was fixin' to get flogged.



I've been flogged by an 8 pound rooster. It penetrated rubber garden boots and jeans and brought quite a bit of blood before I could punt him away. I can imagine what a turkey could do with those spurs.



I doubt she knew what was coming.

Link Posted: 11/7/2011 2:50:04 PM EDT
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R. Lee Ermey knitting?
You noticed his knit eyebrows too, eh?



 


Yup. Needs a "And not a single fuck was given that day" caption.



 
Link Posted: 11/7/2011 2:56:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/7/2011 3:06:45 PM EDT
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Check out this video on YouTube:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v1hg6Io7oE&feature=youtube_gdata_player



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Victim needs a trip to the ER.



Perp needs to be beaten with a cue-ball in a sock.
 
Link Posted: 11/7/2011 3:08:06 PM EDT
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Just a heads up, there an extended video out there that goes a little further.....  
Do tell....
yes plz[/quote

Where might a guy find this "extended" version

On that thar innernets



Simply searching "drifting open russians shirt" on the Google machine will find you results.
It cuts out right when it gets good


Keep digging. Boobies flapping free is out there.

 




Yep vimeo has it very nice


Found it youtube and it goes a bit further. Can't find the Vimeo version.

 




search russian drift girl, click first link that starts with NSFW currently 7th link down on google.  Read comments for vimeo link it shows way more.







 
Link Posted: 11/7/2011 3:12:40 PM EDT
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Check out this video on YouTube:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v1hg6Io7oE&feature=youtube_gdata_player



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Only a sociopath would find that funny.




In Russia, pool kicks YOUR ass...
Link Posted: 11/7/2011 4:41:10 PM EDT
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Looks like the Catholics are finally getting into sex ed.

Link Posted: 11/7/2011 5:04:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/7/2011 6:42:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/7/2011 7:46:41 PM EDT
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Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v1hg6Io7oE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Only a sociopath would find that funny.


Link Posted: 11/8/2011 12:39:00 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2011 8:11:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2011 9:37:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2011 10:15:06 AM EDT
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Germans are weird.
Link Posted: 11/8/2011 10:36:07 AM EDT
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Germans are weird.


Big Smile!

TRG
Link Posted: 11/8/2011 2:04:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/8/2011 2:35:20 PM EDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wv_2efHvx4&feature=player_embedded




To Troll a Predator.  Please feel free to embed.




Here's hoping he called the police afterward.
Link Posted: 11/8/2011 2:48:15 PM EDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wv_2efHvx4&feature=player_embedded

To Troll a Predator.  Please feel free to embed.

Here's hoping he called the police afterward.


if it's real.
Link Posted: 11/8/2011 2:55:07 PM EDT
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Check out this video on YouTube:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v1hg6Io7oE&feature=youtube_gdata_player



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In Russia...Joke put you in traction.

 



CVN
Link Posted: 11/8/2011 2:55:34 PM EDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wv_2efHvx4&feature=player_embedded

To Troll a Predator.  Please feel free to embed.

Here's hoping he called the police afterward.


if it's real.


umadbro?
Link Posted: 11/8/2011 3:23:23 PM EDT
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As good a game as it was, I seriously lol'd at this.








Link Posted: 11/8/2011 3:24:59 PM EDT
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As good a game as it was, I seriously lol'd at this.




I don't get it, is it just that the middle guy looks like he's about to cry?
Link Posted: 11/8/2011 3:36:33 PM EDT
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Yes, he was crying because Bama was going to lose at that point.  CBS just immortalized the moment for him.
Link Posted: 11/8/2011 3:40:02 PM EDT
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As good a game as it was, I seriously lol'd at this.








I saw that too...and thought, "Congratulations...you're a fag."

 



CVN
Link Posted: 11/8/2011 4:00:12 PM EDT
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As good a game as it was, I seriously lol'd at this.




Link Posted: 11/8/2011 4:02:50 PM EDT
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Ok, I was in the student section for that one.  I roflcoptered all the way home.





 
Link Posted: 11/8/2011 4:08:57 PM EDT
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As good a game as it was, I seriously lol'd at this.




I was at the bar for the game. Everyone almost died and the bar had it all recording, so we re-wound it after ha.

I'm a Gator fan though. I was pulling for LSU.
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