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Posted: 11/8/2011 4:43:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/8/2011 4:50:35 PM EDT
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And to think, I almost did not read it! |
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Posted: 11/8/2011 4:51:22 PM EDT
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And to think, I almost did not read it! if only I could believe stories like this really happened. |
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Posted: 11/8/2011 4:52:41 PM EDT
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And to think, I almost did not read it! if only I could believe stories like this really happened. Oh I know. I just imagine that it does, fuck reality, this is the internet.  
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Posted: 11/8/2011 5:25:25 PM EDT
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Not nearly as good as that, but I was sort of drunk at a dinner party with friends, and I got roped into riding along to help him load up a "Rug Doctor" machine from the local grocery store, to help him lift all the crap into his car. They were moving out of their apartment the next weekend, and needed to clean up to ensure their security deposit... blah blah blah.
In reality, Mrs. Dual and Mrs. Friend just wanted to get rid of us to talk about stuff they didn't want us to hear I'm sure. A Rug Doctor isn't THAT heavy, but they had something wrong with the swing-gate on their SUV and only the top glass part opened, and the excuse was that the Rug Doctor box had to be lifted really high and Mrs. Friend was all freaked it would fall if only her husband were to try and put it in and they'd lose their deposit. I was feeling a bit buzzed, and churlish on this lame errand, so I felt the need to take it out on someone. "Someone" happened to be the girl running the customer service counter where friend had to fill out the Rug Doctor Form. (RDF) He's got his driver's license and credit card out etc. and is filling in all the little rows of boxes to ensure neat legible printing. So with my best unblinking  - face, I ask the counter girl. "Will this get blood out of carpet?"
Girl:  Um yeah, I guess...
Me: No, like LOTS of blood. Maybe a couple of quarts.
Girl:  Shrugs. I dunno.
Me: Holding up jug of Rug Doctor Soap. Does this break up clots? Reads label.... This doesn't say specifically it breaks up clots.
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Poor girl is going,  Just a sec, I need to ask the manager something.
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Manger comes out. Finishes the form with my friend. I just act normal and say, "I told you to not get a cat, they pee on everything."
We leave. Friend is expecting us to be surrounded by squad cars any second the whole way back to his house. I never get asked to go on an "errand" again. 
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Posted: 11/8/2011 5:30:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: Rost. Sounds like something I would do with a couple beers and an unwanted errand at hand. Well played.Friend is going |
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Posted: 11/8/2011 6:25:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/8/2011 7:19:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/8/2011 7:29:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/8/2011 7:57:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/8/2011 8:07:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/8/2011 8:15:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/8/2011 8:45:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: And to think, I almost did not read it! if only I could believe stories like this really happened. Oh I know. I just imagine that it does, fuck reality, this is the internet. Not lulzy, but right along the line of "fuck reality, this is the internet, and I want to BELIEVE"  |
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Posted: 11/8/2011 10:15:11 PM EDT
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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/notrega/38095.jpg Shouldn't Superman be in the wheelchair? ...Just saying. |
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Posted: 11/8/2011 10:17:09 PM EDT
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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/notrega/38095.jpg Shouldn't Superman be in the wheelchair? ...Just saying.  
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Posted: 11/8/2011 10:20:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: Yes, he was crying because Bama was going to lose at that point. CBS just immortalized the moment for him. He was crying because blondie there next to him was not going to have happy time with him. |
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Posted: 11/8/2011 10:40:49 PM EDT
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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/notrega/38095.jpg Shouldn't Superman be in the wheelchair? ...Just saying. That's it.....send me to hell for laughing.....you bastard.....
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Posted: 11/8/2011 10:43:56 PM EDT
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Them's some fat little fatties right there. |
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Posted: 11/8/2011 11:16:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/8/2011 11:18:22 PM EDT
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So much truth. And I'm totally guilty of blowtorching enemy tanks. 
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Posted: 11/9/2011 12:20:45 AM EDT
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So much truth. And I'm totally guilty of blowtorching enemy tanks. BTDT
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Posted: 11/9/2011 12:44:23 AM EDT
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I don't worry about tanks anymore. As an Engineer, you have exactly one opportunity to kill me these days if you're a tanker. That's if you get to the objective before me. 'Cause after that, I,m mining the everloving shit out of all the objectives. You better respect my perimeter of destruction.
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Posted: 11/9/2011 12:45:15 AM EDT
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Obama got me..
Guess i lose. |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 2:15:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2011 2:26:25 AM EDT
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Quoted: Not lulzy, but right along the line of "fuck reality, this is the internet, and I want to BELIEVE" I want my 5 minutes back. |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 4:02:25 AM EDT
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Holy shit, that got me! This is my stupid dog, I cant watch it without laughing 
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Posted: 11/9/2011 4:09:11 AM EDT
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And to think, I almost did not read it! if only I could believe stories like this really happened. Oh I know. I just imagine that it does, fuck reality, this is the internet. Not lulzy, but right along the line of "fuck reality, this is the internet, and I want to BELIEVE"
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Pearl Harbor year fail. |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 5:27:46 AM EDT
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And to think, I almost did not read it! if only I could believe stories like this really happened. Oh I know. I just imagine that it does, fuck reality, this is the internet. Not lulzy, but right along the line of "fuck reality, this is the internet, and I want to BELIEVE"
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http://] Pearl Harbor year fail. Meh... I'd attribute it to a then-17 year old kid rounding down to a year, by 3 weeks. December 7, 1941 Japan bombs Pearl Harbor. December 8, 1941 The United States declares war on Japan, entering World War II. Japanese troops land in the Philippines, French Indochina (Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia), and British Singapore. By April 1942, the Philippines, Indochina, and Singapore are under Japanese occupation. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 8:28:13 AM EDT
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Well Done! |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 11:39:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2011 11:54:26 AM EDT
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Holy shit, that got me! This is my stupid dog, I cant watch it without laughing  http://youtu.be/iUbM-77Bn1wIt didn't seem that funny to me, but I did think it was really cool. Best part was watching your dog's eye stay level with the horizon, the ground, or whatever he was tracking on, as his head moved with the motions of running. |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 11:55:40 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Holy shit, that got me! This is my stupid dog, I cant watch it without laughing http://youtu.be/iUbM-77Bn1wIt didn't seem that funny to me, but I did think it was really cool. Best part was watching your dog's eye stay level with the horizon, the ground, or whatever he was tracking on, as his head moved with the motions of running. I'd love to see your equipment setup for that. |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 12:40:36 PM EDT
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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/notrega/38095.jpg Shouldn't Superman be in the wheelchair? ...Just saying. I'm going to hell. |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 12:47:23 PM EDT
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Holy shit, that got me! This is my stupid dog, I cant watch it without laughing http://youtu.be/iUbM-77Bn1wIt didn't seem that funny to me, but I did think it was really cool. Best part was watching your dog's eye stay level with the horizon, the ground, or whatever he was tracking on, as his head moved with the motions of running. I'd love to see your equipment setup for that. Hero HD and a roll bar mount... 
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Posted: 11/9/2011 12:56:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2011 1:00:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2011 2:14:01 PM EDT
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Holy shit, that got me! This is my stupid dog, I cant watch it without laughing http://youtu.be/iUbM-77Bn1wThat is crazy. How did his head stay so level? Crazy eyes too!!! Cute dog. |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 2:18:20 PM EDT
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Holy shit, that got me! This is my stupid dog, I cant watch it without laughing http://youtu.be/iUbM-77Bn1wThat is crazy. How did his head stay so level? Crazy eyes too!!! Cute dog. Doggy steady-cam, maybe. |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 3:03:08 PM EDT
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"Hello? Hello? Landlord... the neighbors smelled a gas leak, anyone home... any- OH MY GOD!" |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 3:05:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2011 4:04:09 PM EDT
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Bang bang http://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/53/40/50/frederickcharles/1228313183740_f.jpg http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/36514291/Rammstein+moskau.png I think they're one of the best bands out there. Then, I see this. Wtf
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Posted: 11/9/2011 4:08:37 PM EDT
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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/notrega/38095.jpg Shouldn't Superman be in the wheelchair? ...Just saying. You're an ass. 
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Posted: 11/9/2011 5:12:37 PM EDT
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Bang bang http://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/53/40/50/frederickcharles/1228313183740_f.jpg http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/36514291/Rammstein+moskau.png I think they're one of the best bands out there. Then, I see this. Wtf Google Rammstein "Mann gegen Mann" and you will be truly disturbed. |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 5:15:07 PM EDT
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Bang bang http://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/53/40/50/frederickcharles/1228313183740_f.jpg http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/36514291/Rammstein+moskau.png I think they're one of the best bands out there. Then, I see this. Wtf Google Rammstein "Mann gegen Mann" and you will be truly disturbed. I took enough German in College to know what that means... 
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Posted: 11/9/2011 5:30:02 PM EDT
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I'd love to see your equipment setup for that. Hero HD and a roll bar mount... you forgot the stick! lol seriously, thats all it is Quoted:
That is crazy. How did his head stay so level? Crazy eyes too!!! Cute dog. cam is steady on the stick, he locks onto it with a death grip. its kinda like the gopro commericals where its helmet mounted looking back at the guy, those shots are allways so trippy im trying to make a mount to a stick so it points right at his face for the same effect. |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 6:35:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: Not nearly as good as that, but I was sort of drunk at a dinner party with friends, and I got roped into riding along to help him load up a "Rug Doctor" machine from the local grocery store, to help him lift all the crap into his car. They were moving out of their apartment the next weekend, and needed to clean up to ensure their security deposit... blah blah blah. In reality, Mrs. Dual and Mrs. Friend just wanted to get rid of us to talk about stuff they didn't want us to hear I'm sure. A Rug Doctor isn't THAT heavy, but they had something wrong with the swing-gate on their SUV and only the top glass part opened, and the excuse was that the Rug Doctor box had to be lifted really high and Mrs. Friend was all freaked it would fall if only her husband were to try and put it in and they'd lose their deposit. I was feeling a bit buzzed, and churlish on this lame errand, so I felt the need to take it out on someone. "Someone" happened to be the girl running the customer service counter where friend had to fill out the Rug Doctor Form. (RDF) He's got his driver's license and credit card out etc. and is filling in all the little rows of boxes to ensure neat legible printing. So with my best unblinking - face, I ask the counter girl. "Will this get blood out of carpet?"Girl: Um yeah, I guess...Me: No, like LOTS of blood. Maybe a couple of quarts.Girl: Shrugs. I dunno.Me: Holding up jug of Rug Doctor Soap. Does this break up clots? Reads label.... This doesn't say specifically it breaks up clots.Friend is going Poor girl is going, Just a sec, I need to ask the manager something. Me: Manger comes out. Finishes the form with my friend. I just act normal and say, "I told you to not get a cat, they pee on everything." We leave. Friend is expecting us to be surrounded by squad cars any second the whole way back to his house. I never get asked to go on an "errand" again.  |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 8:51:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2011 11:21:06 PM EDT
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Stevie Wonders day job
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Posted: 11/9/2011 11:26:55 PM EDT
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http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/chatroulette-trolling-how-to-troll-intruders.jpg A friend of mine was out on a blind date when he needed to stop by his apartment to pick up something before going out, bringing his date with him. On the counter was: A Glock 19 lockpicks vaseline rubber gloves the look his date gave him must have been priceless wondering what was going to happen. Brad |
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Posted: 11/10/2011 1:38:50 AM EDT
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