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Posted: 6/14/2013 12:04:05 PM EDT
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I heard about the "red wedding" on the news broke out into a grinchy grin because now TV watchers get screwed even slower than book readers. After Robert Jordan I tried to stop reading series that weren't already complete. I got into AGOT because a coworker kept pestering me to read them. Thanks for nothing coworker wherever you are. A friend also got me interested in reading The Wheel of Time series. After I got about 4 or 5 books into the series, then looked and found there were 13 books and the 14th in progress I almost kicked him in the butt. Then he stopped reading that series and kept telling me about the Game of Thrones series. I am on book 3 of AGOT. When I finish it if he has another suggestion I am going to take him down and duct tape him so bad he will look like TUT when I am done. I have a few hundred books I downloaded onto my kindle that I haven't been able to read due to these long ass series. I would quit, but it is so damn good. pfth. a buddy of mine was reading the second book shortly before the 3rd was due. telling me how great it was and how wot was only a trilogy and the 3rd book was due out any day. convinces me to start reading them, so I will be ready when the third comes out. I had not experienced writers that fuck you yet. The bastard extends it another book then another, and has the gaul to die before he finishes the final 2. ugh. I have the 14th on my desk now, but have not had time to read it. Am concerned it will be like stephen king's last of the dark tower. I now only read series after I confirm all the books are out. cause I did it to myself one more time. lovelock doesn't have a second book. Bastards. Read that last book. It doesn't drag like some of the earlier ones. It starts fast and builds speed until the end. 
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Posted: 6/14/2013 1:05:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 1:20:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: It's the moneyshot from being Tapco-F*cked Well... that is the second fastest way to unload an AK. |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 1:31:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: Well... that is the second fastest way to unload an AK. SKS. Manly "football" players: |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 1:32:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: SKSQuoted: It's the moneyshot from being Tapco-F*cked Well... that is the second fastest way to unload an AK. |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 1:36:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 1:46:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 1:55:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 3:27:18 PM EDT
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http://img.ifcdn.com/images/f4844310bdfa43f52cfb15b8cd15543fd7cf9658e16cdc85f1fa2cfbe6bd74f8_1.jpg Shouldnt it be showing the ground not the sky? I havent fallen up lately? I just got off night shift so possibility of a retard attack is high. |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 3:30:18 PM EDT
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http://img.ifcdn.com/images/f4844310bdfa43f52cfb15b8cd15543fd7cf9658e16cdc85f1fa2cfbe6bd74f8_1.jpg Shouldnt it be showing the ground not the sky? I havent fallen up lately? I just got off night shift so possibility of a retard attack is high. If you looked down and saw sky, wouldn't it give you pause? |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 3:51:02 PM EDT
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I heard about the "red wedding" on the news broke out into a grinchy grin because now TV watchers get screwed even slower than book readers. After Robert Jordan I tried to stop reading series that weren't already complete. I got into AGOT because a coworker kept pestering me to read them. Thanks for nothing coworker wherever you are. A friend also got me interested in reading The Wheel of Time series. After I got about 4 or 5 books into the series, then looked and found there were 13 books and the 14th in progress I almost kicked him in the butt. Then he stopped reading that series and kept telling me about the Game of Thrones series. I am on book 3 of AGOT. When I finish it if he has another suggestion I am going to take him down and duct tape him so bad he will look like TUT when I am done. I have a few hundred books I downloaded onto my kindle that I haven't been able to read due to these long ass series. I would quit, but it is so damn good. pfth. a buddy of mine was reading the second book shortly before the 3rd was due. telling me how great it was and how wot was only a trilogy and the 3rd book was due out any day. convinces me to start reading them, so I will be ready when the third comes out. I had not experienced writers that fuck you yet. The bastard extends it another book then another, and has the gaul to die before he finishes the final 2. ugh. I have the 14th on my desk now, but have not had time to read it. Am concerned it will be like stephen king's last of the dark tower. I now only read series after I confirm all the books are out. cause I did it to myself one more time. lovelock doesn't have a second book. Bastards. You are the only person to have ever mentioned Lovelock. I thought that was a great book . . . I need to go pester the author to write another one. ETA: It was only after I posted that I realized that this was a funny picture thread. 
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Posted: 6/14/2013 4:17:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 5:34:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 5:41:52 PM EDT
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<a href="http://imageshack.us/a/img708/8393/1r47.jpg" target="_blank">http://imageshack.us/a/img708/8393/1r47.jpg</a> http://0.tqn.com/d/boardgames/1/0/k/E/foxworthylogo_500.jpg
Uh... That's pretty common in Texas. Also used for cleaning deer and livestock. |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 6:16:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 6:27:04 PM EDT
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http://img.ifcdn.com/images/f4844310bdfa43f52cfb15b8cd15543fd7cf9658e16cdc85f1fa2cfbe6bd74f8_1.jpg Way to be original! |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 6:28:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: http://img.ifcdn.com/images/f4844310bdfa43f52cfb15b8cd15543fd7cf9658e16cdc85f1fa2cfbe6bd74f8_1.jpg 6 damn posts ago. That is all. It is on the same page. Attention to detail. |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 6:29:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 7:05:13 PM EDT
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Snowflake?
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Posted: 6/14/2013 7:06:39 PM EDT
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Coon with mange? Looking at paws. Gollum. |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 7:10:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 7:15:16 PM EDT
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http://img.ifcdn.com/images/f4844310bdfa43f52cfb15b8cd15543fd7cf9658e16cdc85f1fa2cfbe6bd74f8_1.jpg 6 damn posts ago. That is all. It is on the same page. Attention to detail. Maybe it's just another mirror 
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Posted: 6/14/2013 7:19:16 PM EDT
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http://img.ifcdn.com/images/f4844310bdfa43f52cfb15b8cd15543fd7cf9658e16cdc85f1fa2cfbe6bd74f8_1.jpg Shouldnt it be showing the ground not the sky? I havent fallen up lately? I just got off night shift so possibility of a retard attack is high. If you looked down and saw sky, wouldn't it give you pause? I love it; I had a gf whose cat would have freaked. |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 7:25:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 7:33:38 PM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/7DQ3m1d.jpg http://i.imgur.com/SnN897q.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IDgUQ56.jpg At least is isnt the same page. There's so much damn off-topic writing and not enough funny picture posting, I figured others may have missed it the first time. Maybe I should have posted a pic of my new motorcycle: 
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Posted: 6/14/2013 7:40:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 8:18:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: At least is isnt the same page. There's so much damn off-topic writing and not enough funny picture posting, I figured others may have missed it the first time. Maybe I should have posted a pic of my new motorcycle: http://i.imgur.com/I1xH5SK.jpg Dammit, I lost....... |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 8:22:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 10:10:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 10:21:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2013 10:34:13 PM EDT
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True story, this happened to me at the Arby's down the street. Went into Arby's for their chocolate turnover treat (my wife is a huge fan). I go up to teenage girl behind counter. "Welcome to Arby's, can I help you?" "Yes, I'll have 3 chocolate turnovers please." Now, the warm case where they are stored has an angled mirror that lets you see all the way to the back from the front. I can see there is only one left, but the mirror makes it look like there are two. She says: "Looks like we only have two left." (a bit flummoxed) "Uh OK, I'll have 2 chocolate and 1 apple" She takes my money, gives me my change. Then proceeds back to the warmer. Takes out tongs, and pops the last chocolate turnover into a bag. The next moment makes me wish I had a video camera recording my life, because it was simply priceless. She looks up from the bag, looks at the now empty warmer and you can see her thinking "WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE GO?" She looks into the bag, yup only one in the bag. She stands there for a good 10-12 seconds trying to figure out where the other one went. Her brain explodes and she gives up. Turns back to me and says "we only have one."
She goes to get the manager, turns out they had a whole bunch in back. I wonder if she ever realized what happened. |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 10:38:27 PM EDT
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Quoted: True story, this happened to me at the Arby's down the street. Went into Arby's for their chocolate turnover treat (my wife is a huge fan). I go up to teenage girl behind counter. "Welcome to Arby's, can I help you?" "Yes, I'll have 3 chocolate turnovers please." Now, the warm case where they are stored has an angled mirror that lets you see all the way to the back from the front. I can see there is only one left, but the mirror makes it look like there are two. She says: "Looks like we only have two left." (a bit flummoxed) "Uh OK, I'll have 2 chocolate and 1 apple" She takes my money, gives me my change. Then proceeds back to the warmer. Takes out tongs, and pops the last chocolate turnover into a bag. The next moment makes me wish I had a video camera recording my life, because it was simply priceless. She looks up from the bag, looks at the now empty warmer and you can see her thinking "WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE GO?" She looks into the bag, yup only one in the bag. She stands there for a good 10-12 seconds trying to figure out where the other one went. Her brain explodes and she gives up. Turns back to me and says "we only have one." She goes to get the manager, turns out they had a whole bunch in back. I wonder if she ever realized what happened. OK, well written, I actually, factually, lol'd!  |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 11:00:40 PM EDT
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True story, this happened to me at the Arby's down the street. Went into Arby's for their chocolate turnover treat (my wife is a huge fan). I go up to teenage girl behind counter. "Welcome to Arby's, can I help you?" "Yes, I'll have 3 chocolate turnovers please." Now, the warm case where they are stored has an angled mirror that lets you see all the way to the back from the front. I can see there is only one left, but the mirror makes it look like there are two. She says: "Looks like we only have two left." (a bit flummoxed) "Uh OK, I'll have 2 chocolate and 1 apple" She takes my money, gives me my change. Then proceeds back to the warmer. Takes out tongs, and pops the last chocolate turnover into a bag. The next moment makes me wish I had a video camera recording my life, because it was simply priceless. She looks up from the bag, looks at the now empty warmer and you can see her thinking "WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE GO?" She looks into the bag, yup only one in the bag. She stands there for a good 10-12 seconds trying to figure out where the other one went. Her brain explodes and she gives up. Turns back to me and says "we only have one."
She goes to get the manager, turns out they had a whole bunch in back. I wonder if she ever realized what happened. OK, well written, I actually, factually, lol'd!
Yep me too. She still doesn't know. Scary part, she drove a motor vehicle after that shift. |
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Posted: 6/14/2013 11:11:35 PM EDT
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Thanks guys
 I swear it is 100% true
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Posted: 6/15/2013 12:52:02 AM EDT
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I think I only made it through book 9 or 10 in the Wheel of Time series. What a pain in the ass it turned into. Oh come on. Don't you like books where more than half of the book is about women manipulating, backbiting, and conniving against all other women and men around them? I came to the conclusion that Messer. Jordan had never met a woman who was worth a shit. Might have had something to do with his dashing good looks and toned body. |
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Posted: 6/15/2013 2:36:03 AM EDT
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Quoted: Thanks guys I swear it is 100% trueWith what I have seen in today's young workforce, what made you feel the need to say this? |
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Posted: 6/15/2013 4:02:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2013 7:56:22 AM EDT
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Not funny but pretty cool... 
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Posted: 6/15/2013 8:01:30 AM EDT
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Thanks guys I swear it is 100% trueYou know why she cant listen to the radio?....cause she is constantly singing to herself..."breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...".....and if she gets a different song stuck in her head.....she passes out....
I'd wager you could get her to run into a wall with a laser pointer. |
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Posted: 6/15/2013 8:06:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2013 8:22:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2013 8:41:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2013 8:59:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2013 9:06:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2013 9:50:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2013 10:01:27 AM EDT
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True story.
My older brother is delicately described as 'portly.' He was in a Baskin Robbins, ordering some ice cream. The attendant said, "Do you want whipped cream?" Brother: "Yes. Attendant: "Chocolate sprinkles?" Brother: "Yes." Attendant: "Nuts?" Brother: "Yes." Attendant: "Do you want a cherry on top?" Brother: "Heavens no, I'm on a diet!" Attendant: NO REACTION. |
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Posted: 6/15/2013 10:16:10 AM EDT
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True story, this happened to me at the Arby's down the street. Went into Arby's for their chocolate turnover treat (my wife is a huge fan). I go up to teenage girl behind counter. "Welcome to Arby's, can I help you?" "Yes, I'll have 3 chocolate turnovers please." Now, the warm case where they are stored has an angled mirror that lets you see all the way to the back from the front. I can see there is only one left, but the mirror makes it look like there are two. She says: "Looks like we only have two left." (a bit flummoxed) "Uh OK, I'll have 2 chocolate and 1 apple" She takes my money, gives me my change. Then proceeds back to the warmer. Takes out tongs, and pops the last chocolate turnover into a bag. The next moment makes me wish I had a video camera recording my life, because it was simply priceless. She looks up from the bag, looks at the now empty warmer and you can see her thinking "WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE GO?" She looks into the bag, yup only one in the bag. She stands there for a good 10-12 seconds trying to figure out where the other one went. Her brain explodes and she gives up. Turns back to me and says "we only have one."
She goes to get the manager, turns out they had a whole bunch in back. I wonder if she ever realized what happened. I'm sharing this with people. Too funny! 
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Posted: 6/15/2013 11:49:12 AM EDT
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Edited for the folks that dislike long images
Click the pic for the funny 
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Posted: 6/15/2013 11:51:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2013 11:54:32 AM EDT
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There's a reason for the Preview button next to the Submit button when posting. Imagine that. |
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