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Posted: 9/16/2014 12:40:20 PM EDT
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Just so everyone knows......spouses are invited and encouraged to attend.
Your wife can't call you to leave the lunch early and come home if she is drinking a pint beside you. Plus, having some other ladies around might encourage some of our female area members like Twisted Sister to show up. So ....dudes....bring your old ladies, and lady members....bring your old dudes! 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 12:43:31 PM EDT
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Your wife can't call you to leave the lunch early and come home if she is drinking a pint beside you. Half liters and liters, let's not be vulgar.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 12:50:17 PM EDT
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Your wife can't call you to leave the lunch early and come home if she is drinking a pint beside you. Half liters and liters, let's not be vulgar. Well, mine doesn't drink beer at all, so she will have to amuse herself by eating a sausage. 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:13:14 PM EDT
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I would think that would amuse you more than her.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:36:39 PM EDT
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I would think that would amuse you more than her. 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:25:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2014 1:25:39 AM EDT
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I've got $10.00 toward the cause...
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I would think that would amuse you more than her.
Every time I mention sausage......I get into the wurst kind of trouble!
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Posted: 9/17/2014 2:05:23 PM EDT
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Ok, Abe... <a href="http://superpunch.blogspot.com.br/2009/12/abe-froman-sausage-king-of-chicago-t.html" target="_blank">http://imgs.abduzeedo.com/files/articles/logo-design-sausages/froman.PNG</a> ... and might I add... <a href="http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/pop-candy/2010/01/25/fromanx-large.jpg" target="_blank">http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/pop-candy/2010/01/25/fromanx-wide-community.jpg</a>  You are acting like a ham with all of these silly jokes. At first they were tickling my ribs, but now I am bacon you to stop......for your own good, before the other people here start to think that you are an uncivilized swine. And I was going to loin you my new truck, but you can just forget about that. You will have to hoof it. And one more thing......if you continue to act like a butt, I will punch you right in the snout, or maybe right in the chops. And if you still act like a boar after that, I'm going to shank you! |
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Posted: 9/17/2014 2:05:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, mine doesn't drink beer at all, so she will have to amuse herself all of us lewd old bastards by eating a sausage. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your wife can't call you to leave the lunch early and come home if she is drinking a pint beside you. Half liters and liters, let's not be vulgar. Well, mine doesn't drink beer at all, so she will have to amuse herself all of us lewd old bastards by eating a sausage. ... just sayin' what everyone was thinkin'....  
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Posted: 9/17/2014 2:07:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You are acting like a ham with all of these silly jokes. At first they were tickling my ribs, but now I am bacon you to stop......for your own good, before the other people here start to think that you are an uncivilized swine. And I was going to loin you my new truck, but you can just forget about that. You will have to hoof it. And one more thing......if you continue to act like a butt, I will punch you right in the snout, or maybe right in the chops. And if you still act like a boar after that, I'm going to shank you! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Ok, Abe... <a href="http://superpunch.blogspot.com.br/2009/12/abe-froman-sausage-king-of-chicago-t.html" target="_blank">http://imgs.abduzeedo.com/files/articles/logo-design-sausages/froman.PNG</a> ... and might I add... <a href="http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/pop-candy/2010/01/25/fromanx-large.jpg" target="_blank">http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/pop-candy/2010/01/25/fromanx-wide-community.jpg</a> You are acting like a ham with all of these silly jokes. At first they were tickling my ribs, but now I am bacon you to stop......for your own good, before the other people here start to think that you are an uncivilized swine. And I was going to loin you my new truck, but you can just forget about that. You will have to hoof it. And one more thing......if you continue to act like a butt, I will punch you right in the snout, or maybe right in the chops. And if you still act like a boar after that, I'm going to shank you! You a punny guy, Sully. I'll kill you last...
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:17:18 AM EDT
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You are acting like a ham with all of these silly jokes. At first they were tickling my ribs, but now I am bacon you to stop......for your own good, before the other people here start to think that you are an uncivilized swine. And I was going to loin you my new truck, but you can just forget about that. You will have to hoof it. And one more thing......if you continue to act like a butt, I will punch you right in the snout, or maybe right in the chops. And if you still act like a boar after that, I'm going to shank you! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ok, Abe... <a href="http://superpunch.blogspot.com.br/2009/12/abe-froman-sausage-king-of-chicago-t.html" target="_blank">http://imgs.abduzeedo.com/files/articles/logo-design-sausages/froman.PNG</a> ... and might I add... <a href="http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/pop-candy/2010/01/25/fromanx-large.jpg" target="_blank">http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/pop-candy/2010/01/25/fromanx-wide-community.jpg</a> You are acting like a ham with all of these silly jokes. At first they were tickling my ribs, but now I am bacon you to stop......for your own good, before the other people here start to think that you are an uncivilized swine. And I was going to loin you my new truck, but you can just forget about that. You will have to hoof it. And one more thing......if you continue to act like a butt, I will punch you right in the snout, or maybe right in the chops. And if you still act like a boar after that, I'm going to shank you! Now Snerd...Don't be a Wiener. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 8:57:04 AM EDT
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DAMN IT!!! 
Well, it is only about 7 minutes away, a straight shot down Madison...... In the great Arfcom tradition...... do both...?
Who will be the designated driver....? NOT IT!!!
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By the by, High Cotton is doing an Oktoberfest thing that day. The missus and I are planning on attending.
Well, it is only about 7 minutes away, a straight shot down Madison...... In the great Arfcom tradition...... do both...?
Who will be the designated driver....? NOT IT!!!
And after the party there's the after party, then the parking lot party! |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:14:52 AM EDT
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I'd love to but midtown...
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Posted: 9/18/2014 10:02:01 AM EDT
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I'd love to but midtown... I think Schweinehaus will be one of the safest locations in Memphis while we are there. Remember, not all of us drink.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 10:26:48 AM EDT
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I couldn't care less about my safety. And I don't drink. I'd likely not even eat there either (I'm a really picky eater and german places usually don't have food I will eat). But those aren't my issues.
I just hate downtown and midtown. Nothing there for me. Certainly not my type of people. All that being said, I'd love to meet more of you guys so I will do my best to be there. But I will be attending under protest. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 11:02:42 AM EDT
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I couldn't care less about my safety. And I don't drink. I'd likely not even eat there either (I'm a really picky eater and german places usually don't have food I will eat). But those aren't my issues. I just hate downtown and midtown. Nothing there for me. Certainly not my type of people. All that being said, I'd love to meet more of you guys so I will do my best to be there. But I will be attending under protest. The new and improved Overton Square is pretty nice. You get good service and good food at most of the restaurants there. |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 2:44:24 AM EDT
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I think Schweinehaus will be one of the safest locations in Memphis while we are there. Remember, not all of us drink. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd love to but midtown... I think Schweinehaus will be one of the safest locations in Memphis while we are there. Remember, not all of us drink. Yep, |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 9:55:09 AM EDT
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I will be a designated CCW.
I don't drink. Come on Cap. You can ignore a few smelly hipsters for a couple of hours. Nothing I can do about the smelly ARfcom basement dwellers. |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 10:21:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I will be a designated CCW. I don't drink. Come on Cap. You can ignore a few smelly hipsters for a couple of hours. Nothing I can do about the smelly ARfcom basement dwellers. We'll have you know, Snerd takes a bath every Saturday, whether he needs it or not. |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 3:13:54 PM EDT
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HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY...!!!!!!!
We'll have you know, Snerd takes a bath every Saturday, whether he needs it or not.
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I will be a designated CCW. I don't drink. Come on Cap. You can ignore a few smelly hipsters for a couple of hours. Nothing I can do about the smelly ARfcom basement dwellers.
We'll have you know, Snerd takes a bath every Saturday, whether he needs it or not.
I take a bath on Wednesdays AND Saturdays during the summer. What do you think I am, a filthy and uncivilized cretin? |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 9:02:43 AM EDT
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I will be a designated CCW. I don't drink. Come on Cap. You can ignore a few smelly hipsters for a couple of hours. Nothing I can do about the smelly ARfcom basement dwellers. Gonna do my best to remember to be there. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 11:31:28 AM EDT
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I couldn't care less about my safety. And I don't drink. I'd likely not even eat there either (I'm a really picky eater and german places usually don't have food I will eat). But those aren't my issues. I just hate downtown and midtown. Nothing there for me. Certainly not my type of people. All that being said, I'd love to meet more of you guys so I will do my best to be there. But I will be attending under protest. I actually already looked at their menu and decided what I'd eat if I can make it that day. Hot pretzels sound like a winner to me.
I won't amuse you fellas with my martini drinking like I did Hank and a few others last time. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 12:10:23 PM EDT
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Hell, I'm not sure if you could even get a martini there. They have Rumplemintz and Goldschlager for days, though. |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 1:23:45 PM EDT
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Hell, I'm not sure if you could even get a martini there. They have Rumplemintz and Goldschlager for days, though. They do have liquor now according to their fb page, so a martini is probably doable. (But instead of an olive, they probably drop a small potato in it).
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Posted: 9/22/2014 1:24:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I actually already looked at their menu and decided what I'd eat if I can make it that day. Hot pretzels sound like a winner to me. I won't amuse you fellas with my martini drinking like I did Hank and a few others last time. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I actually already looked at their menu and decided what I'd eat if I can make it that day. Hot pretzels sound like a winner to me. I won't amuse you fellas with my martini drinking like I did Hank and a few others last time.  Go on....... |
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Posted: 9/28/2014 1:57:54 PM EDT
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Ok, it's time for a roll call on who's coming to Snerd's Sausagefest this Saturday (that still doesn't sound right for some reason...)
I'm in, coming by myself. ?
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Posted: 9/28/2014 2:28:27 PM EDT
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I am planning on being there. BTW guys, the only place that I plan on hiding the sausage is in my belly.
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Posted: 9/28/2014 2:42:06 PM EDT
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In. Double entendre notwithstanding
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Posted: 9/28/2014 9:09:39 PM EDT
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In, but no sausages for me!
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Posted: 9/28/2014 9:30:46 PM EDT
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Well I guess if you guys are going, I have to show up.
Snerd and wife will be there. |
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Posted: 9/29/2014 12:45:56 PM EDT
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I'm still a maybe. I will know more when I get back into town.
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Posted: 9/30/2014 1:14:23 PM EDT
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Well, crapola. Strong chance I am going to have to miss this one, looks like I am working Saturday. I will be there if I can get out early enough, but it ain't looking good.
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Posted: 9/30/2014 3:50:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, crapola. Strong chance I am going to have to miss this one, looks like I am working Saturday. I will be there if I can get out early enough, but it ain't looking good. Well, well.... Observer pokes his head out for the first time in a while, and Captain Can't Make It strikes again... Sorry to hear. Try to come if you can. "We're gonna pitch a bitch at 11:30." |
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Posted: 9/30/2014 7:01:41 PM EDT
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I want to be there. However, I feel strongly that I will forget until about 3 pm.
Someone should remind me. |
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Posted: 9/30/2014 8:08:21 PM EDT
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I want to be there. However, I feel strongly that I will forget until about 3 pm. Someone should remind me. Set your alarm to play some polka music at about 11am. |
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Posted: 10/1/2014 8:25:13 PM EDT
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Looks like Im out. Got to work yet another weekend. Big shock here. Maybe next time won't be a couple more years. Hell, maybe one day I'll get lucky again and have a match Saturday off.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:41:33 PM EDT
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I'm in. See you there.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 8:05:16 AM EDT
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Yall have fun.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 2:17:34 PM EDT
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Yall have fun.
It sucks that you aren't coming. We are WAYYYY more important than foosball! 
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Posted: 10/3/2014 2:20:59 PM EDT
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Looks like Im out. Got to work yet another weekend. Big shock here. Maybe next time won't be a couple more years. Hell, maybe one day I'll get lucky again and have a match Saturday off. Dammit! Now we will have no delegates from the upper middle-eastern part of west Tennessee.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 2:23:26 PM EDT
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I'm in. See you there. Cool. We are going to get there when they open so we can try to secure the outdoor beer garden area where it will be a little quieter. Once the football games get started, we won't be able to hear indoors. |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 2:30:04 PM EDT
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It sucks that you aren't coming. We are WAYYYY more important than foosball!
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Yall have fun.
It sucks that you aren't coming. We are WAYYYY more important than foosball!
I'm going to be crop dusting those Texas A&M buses to make sure they didn't bring Captain Tripps with them.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 2:40:15 PM EDT
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I'm going to be crop dusting those Texas A&M buses to make sure they didn't bring Captain Tripps with them. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yall have fun.
It sucks that you aren't coming. We are WAYYYY more important than foosball!
I'm going to be crop dusting those Texas A&M buses to make sure they didn't bring Captain Tripps with them. Randall Flag is not gonna like that. 
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Posted: 10/4/2014 11:45:47 AM EDT
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Bout to head that way. I don't know what any of y'all look like so if you see a fat bearded guy in a batman shirt and TN hat that looks confused, holler at me.
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Posted: 10/4/2014 11:53:03 AM EDT
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Bout to head that way. I don't know what any of y'all look like so if you see a fat bearded guy in a batman shirt and TN hat that looks confused, holler at me. Just look for the other fat guys. I will be heading that way before too much longer.
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Posted: 10/4/2014 12:52:56 PM EDT
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I'm headed that way.
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Posted: 10/4/2014 1:05:00 PM EDT
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You guys have fun. I can't make this one.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 11:59:30 AM EDT
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Sorry I didn't make it. My flight didn't leave DFW until almost midnight due to the storm, and I didn't get home until 3. I'm battling jet lag.
There were a bunch of people in the airport trying to get to Oxford for game day. I was lucky and actually had a ticket on the last flight out. Thank God I have yet another vacation this week. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 9:42:22 PM EDT
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Sorry I didn't make it. My flight didn't leave DFW until almost midnight due to the storm, and I didn't get home until 3. I'm battling jet lag. There were a bunch of people in the airport trying to get to Oxford for game day. I was lucky and actually had a ticket on the last flight out. Thank God I have yet another vacation this week. Since you were in Dallas, we will excuse your absence. We really don't want to catch the ebola.
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