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Posted: 3/24/2009 8:13:59 AM EDT
Since it has become evident that Chris Costa has been elevated to that rarefied level of the pantheon of the Gods which is reserved for the likes of Chuck Norris and Mr. T, I have taken the time to answer the most holy calling of compiling a list of facts about Mr. Costa, so as to further educate the unwashed masses of his clear superiority. I have collected anecdotes from around the world, and welcome your input in this as well.
(Mods: This is meant sheerly in good humor, with no intent to defame Mr. Costa. If this is found in poor taste, please feel free to lock, and do let me know) (Mr. Costa: Please don't hurt me...!) The grip tape on his G17 was created from his beard hair, which he had to forcibly remove using bolt cutters. Chris Costa's G17 was not made like any other. It was forged in the mountains of Narnia with Black Magic. Chris Costa hand casts his bullets from shards of fallen meteorites. There is no chin behind Chris' beard, just another PMAG. Costa has been to the Norris ranch many times for one on one beard growing consults. |
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust...
"You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" |
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Long ago Costa went to clear a malfunction on his glock and organized religion fell out of his weapon.
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"Chuck Norris tried to steal a cupcake from Chris Costa. Once."
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust... "You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" Honest to god there's a Chris Costa facebook fan club. Travis registered and made only one post, "This is bullshit..." I shit you not. Easily the funniest thing I've read in a while. |
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Chris Costa's beard can only be safely handled by middle aged, female, BBQ Restaurant managers in N. JAX, FL.
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust... "You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" Honest to god there's a Chris Costa facebook fan club. Travis registered and made only one post, "This is bullshit..." I shit you not. Easily the funniest thing I've read in a while. |
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust... "You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" Honest to god there's a Chris Costa facebook fan club. Travis registered and made only one post, "This is bullshit..." I shit you not. Easily the funniest thing I've read in a while. |
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Don't worry there is a Travis fan club now too :P Do we get a special 'stalker' discount if we join both? |
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust... "You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" Honest to god there's a Chris Costa facebook fan club. Travis registered and made only one post, "This is bullshit..." I shit you not. Easily the funniest thing I've read in a while. So where can I join the fanclub? ETA: nevermind I found it |
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We'll treat Travis and Chris as equals when they're in Alaska this July for the class at Birchwood.
No rock stars here. |
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Hey, I like Travis. Ya'll need to come back to Portland again, so I can take your damn classes.
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Hey, I like Travis. Ya'll need to come back to Portland again, so I can take your damn classes. Maine or Oregon? Because there's a Dynamics class in early August, here in Oregon. |
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Don't worry there is a Travis fan club now too :P ...of adoring women, with husbands glaring jealously in the background. |
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust... "You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" Honest to god there's a Chris Costa facebook fan club. Travis registered and made only one post, "This is bullshit..." I shit you not. Easily the funniest thing I've read in a while. Oh, shit. I have to see this.... |
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We'll treat Travis and Chris as equals when they're in Alaska this July for the class at Birchwood. No rock stars here. Did you mean "We're treating them like rockstar equals."? |
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust... "You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" Honest to god there's a Chris Costa facebook fan club. Travis registered and made only one post, "This is bullshit..." I shit you not. Easily the funniest thing I've read in a while. So where can I join the fanclub? ETA: nevermind I found it Share. I'm still trying to figure out Facebook. After four months. Edit: Found. |
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Take comfort in this, Travis. The first several comments on the Wall were from guys in France and they all sounded really Brokeback.
He gets a Facebook Fans group with Frenchmen drooling over him, you get an Arfcom post about guys SO's drooling over you in AotC. |
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I'm picking up some pretty heavy readings on the Gay-O-Meter.......
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Fact: Costa was a Coastie. Thats just what the Govt. wants you to believe. |
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Bet y'all didn't know that Travis died 10 years ago.
Chris is just afraid to tell him. |
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust... "You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" Honest to god there's a Chris Costa facebook fan club. Travis registered and made only one post, "This is bullshit..." I shit you not. Easily the funniest thing I've read in a while. I almost friggin choked to death on my turkey sub when I read this on my Crackberry at work! Costa legend grows as hot nurse in my office who was about to give me the Heimlich, now wants me to take her to a Dynamics class so she can meet Chris. |
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Bet y'all didn't know that Travis died 10 years ago. Chris is just afraid to tell him. Ya im a little slower since im dead... I was really fast back in the living days... Chris has to have some advantage... |
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust... "You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" Honest to god there's a Chris Costa facebook fan club. Travis registered and made only one post, "This is bullshit..." I shit you not. Easily the funniest thing I've read in a while. I almost friggin choked to death on my turkey sub when I read this on my Crackberry at work! Costa legend grows as hot nurse in my office who was about to give me the Heimlich, now wants me to take her to a Dynamics class so she can meet Chris. I think she got us cofused... |
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust... "You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" Honest to god there's a Chris Costa facebook fan club. Travis registered and made only one post, "This is bullshit..." I shit you not. Easily the funniest thing I've read in a while. I almost friggin choked to death on my turkey sub when I read this on my Crackberry at work! Costa legend grows as hot nurse in my office who was about to give me the Heimlich, now wants me to take her to a Dynamics class so she can meet Chris. I think she got us cofused... I will fully admit that some of my female friends have expressed interest in taking a class from MD after viewing your picture. |
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust... "You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" Honest to god there's a Chris Costa facebook fan club. Travis registered and made only one post, "This is bullshit..." I shit you not. Easily the funniest thing I've read in a while. I almost friggin choked to death on my turkey sub when I read this on my Crackberry at work! Costa legend grows as hot nurse in my office who was about to give me the Heimlich, now wants me to take her to a Dynamics class so she can meet Chris. I think she got us cofused... OMG it Travis! Oooooo you're so dreamy! did you get my letters???? OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Just fuckin with you, dude. |
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Meanwhile Travis flips over his desk in disgust... "You all treat Costa like Chuck Norris and all I get is grief over the damn B.A.D.! You guys suck!" Honest to god there's a Chris Costa facebook fan club. Travis registered and made only one post, "This is bullshit..." I shit you not. Easily the funniest thing I've read in a while. I almost friggin choked to death on my turkey sub when I read this on my Crackberry at work! Costa legend grows as hot nurse in my office who was about to give me the Heimlich, now wants me to take her to a Dynamics class so she can meet Chris. I think she got us cofused... I will fully admit that some of my female friends have expressed interest in taking a class from MD after viewing your picture. Then they'll have to shoot a MP Bikini calendar for our man space, just like the Snap-On one in the garage. Get yours now for only 19.95 |
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"The Men of Magpul Calendar."
I just pictured Justin in a thong and i dont feel so well now. How about Drake with a MOE handguard cove...ok, i think im officially gay. Im afraid of picturing Travis in anything but an "ill kill you in the face getup" for fear of him disposing of me through the interweb. I wont even bother saying anything about Chris since his beard would terminate me. Im off to go find the girlfriend to reassert my manliness. Either that or throw up on her, either one. |
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Dude, reassert manliness, then throw up on her. That's how I roll....
No wonder she likes Travis better than me. |
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Chris Costa's whiskers will void your Bushmaster's warranty, if they are used to clean the bore.
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Once when I was 4 years old my parents tried to make me eat one brussel sprout. It is still their today!
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Dude, reassert manliness, then throw up on her. That's how I roll.... No wonder she likes Travis better than me. After seeing how you rolled in that sticky fingers BBQ restaurant we need to have some TBT, tactical bar training . LOL (good shooting with you brother) c |
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Quoted: Once when I was 4 years old my parents tried to make me eat one brussel sprout. It is still their today! c |
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"Chuck Norris tried to steal a cupcake twinkie from Chris Costa. Once." Couldn't resist... |
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Who posted this on the Facebook TH fan club page? |
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Quoted: Who posted this on the Facebook TH fan club page? I did. Replied to you in the group. |
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Who posted this on the Facebook TH fan club page? I did. Replied to you in the group. ok (I took the pic) |
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Chris Costa trained Chuck Norris. BLASHEMY!!! |
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