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Dude, reassert manliness, then throw up on her. That's how I roll.... No wonder she likes Travis better than me. It's the beercan grip that does it for her |
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Dude, reassert manliness, then throw up on her. That's how I roll.... No wonder she likes Travis better than me. After seeing how you rolled in that sticky fingers BBQ restaurant we need to have some TBT, tactical bar training . LOL (good shooting with you brother) c Oooo, Funny Guy!!! Bold words from a guy who eats creme brule and drinks Butterscotch Cosmopolitans! |
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I think Costa gets more attention than Travis because he talks more.
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I think Costa gets more attention than Travis because he talks more. This is supposed to be sarcastic Costa facts thread not actual facts! |
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I think Costa gets more attention than Travis because he talks more. This is supposed to be sarcastic Costa facts thread not actual facts! You're just jealous that he's still alive and you're dead but refuse to let that stop you. |
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When the sun goes down Travis and Chris turn in to the crime fighters Batman and Robin.
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When the sun goes down Travis and Chris turn in to the crime fighters Batman and Robin. So who has to be Robin? I'm not saying a word. |
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"With this stance I can take out the cashier, the fry guy and the drive-thru chick without moving my feet"
Costa Pop Dean's, Miami, FL Aug 30, 2008 |
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"With this stance I can take out the cashier, the fry guy and the drive-thru chick without moving my feet" Costa Pop Dean's, Miami, FL Aug 30, 2008 LOL, Thats some funny shit dude! |
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Chris Costa is actually the beard's name. The human is just behind it is just it's prey. Soon it will seek out a new host.............
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Chris Costa is actually the beard's name. The human is just behind it is just it's prey. Soon it will seek out a new host............. Is the COSTA symbiotic or parasitic? Either way, I volunteer myself. |
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This is supposed to be sarcastic Costa facts thread not actual facts! Can I be your friend on facebook? I'll start the Travis Haley Fanclub.....Shaven Face > Beard Ninjas don't have beards |
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This is supposed to be sarcastic Costa facts thread not actual facts! Can I be your friend on facebook? I'll start the Travis Haley Fanclub.....Shaven Face > Beard Ninjas don't have beards Actually, only the BEST ninjas have beards. THATS why you've never seen a ninja beard. |
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Chris Costa is actually the beard's name. The human is just behind it is just it's prey. Soon it will seek out a new host............. Is the COSTA symbiotic or parasitic? Either way, I volunteer myself. Im pretty sure that was even more homoerotic than my original post... |
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Chris Costa is actually the beard's name. The human is just behind it is just it's prey. Soon it will seek out a new host............. Is the COSTA symbiotic or parasitic? Either way, I volunteer myself. Im pretty sure that was even more homoerotic than my original post... He wants Costa on his FACE!!!!! |
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Chris Costa is actually the beard's name. The human is just behind it is just it's prey. Soon it will seek out a new host............. Is the COSTA symbiotic or parasitic? Either way, I volunteer myself. Im pretty sure that was even more homoerotic than my original post... He wants Costa on his FACE!!!!! The fact that both of you were visualizing this miss-construed scenario makes both of you humosexual in orientation. |
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The "patented polymer" magpul uses is actually compressed costa beard hair. (which explains why there is a shortage or delay sometimes due to he has to shed it as no sheer is strong enough to cut it)
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"With this stance I can take out the cashier, the fry guy and the drive-thru chick without moving my feet" Costa Pop Dean's, Miami, FL Aug 30, 2008 LOL, Thats some funny shit dude! I had snapped some video that day with my point-n-shoot camera ............... wish I had that thing running when he was saying this lol. |
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Burgerboy: Double Baco-Cheeseburger, It's for a Coastie.
Costa: What? Is he gonna spit in it now? Burgerboy: No! I just told him that so he makes it really good. Anything else? Costa: Yeah, I'd like a Liter-a-cola. Burgerboy: A Liter-a-cola? Do we make Liter-a-cola? Travis: Will you JUST order a Large, Costa? Costa: I don't want a "Large Costa"! I want a goddamn Liter-a-cola!!! Later- Costa: Does that look like spit to you? Travis: Yeah. |
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Burgerboy: Double Baco-Cheeseburger, It's for a Coastie. Costa: What? Is he gonna spit in it now? Burgerboy: No! I just told him that so he makes it really good. Anything else? Costa: Yeah, I'd like a Liter-a-cola. Burgerboy: A Liter-a-cola? Do we make Liter-a-cola? Travis: Will you JUST order a Large, Costa? Costa: I don't want a "Large Costa"! I want a goddamn Liter-a-cola!!! Later- Costa: Does that look like spit to you? Travis: Yeah. I'd like more info on this "Large Costa" that you speak of.... Specs? |
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Burgerboy: Double Baco-Cheeseburger, It's for a Coastie. Costa: What? Is he gonna spit in it now? Burgerboy: No! I just told him that so he makes it really good. Anything else? Costa: Yeah, I'd like a Liter-a-cola. Burgerboy: A Liter-a-cola? Do we make Liter-a-cola? Travis: Will you JUST order a Large, Costa? Costa: I don't want a "Large Costa"! I want a goddamn Liter-a-cola!!! Later- Costa: Does that look like spit to you? Travis: Yeah. Costa: Aw, fuck it. [takes bite] Edit: Now I have that scene playing in my head, just with Travis and Costa instead of Rammathorne and Farva. |
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i heard his beard is to strong it stopped a .50 sniper round in it tracks.
i think there is a youtube link floating around of this some where. |
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At night before kids go to sleep they check the closet for the boogyman.
At night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chris Costa. |
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thanks for all the support guys, c Translated: You guys are really creeping me out. |
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thanks for all the support guys, c If his kids hop on the net and start reading this, they'll really begin to wonder . . . |
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Simply put I think Chris is now looking into a restraining order against the Internet.
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Yeah, I think some of the previous posters need to be hosed off with a little cold water.
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This thread is waaaaay funnier than anything posted in GD for the last couple of weeks.....
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Costa built a time machine out of 2x4s and a pack of smokes he took from Jesus
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Costa built a time machine out of 2x4s and a pack of smokes he took from Jesus He then used that time machine to go back in time and fathered Chuck Norris. |
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Simply put I think Chris is now looking into a restraining order against the Internet. Costa recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Monster. Costa doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. |
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At night before kids go to sleep they check the closet for the boogyman. At night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chris Costa. Ya but guess who Costa checks the Closet for.... |
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At night before kids go to sleep they check the closet for the boogyman. At night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chris Costa. Ya but guess who Costa checks the Closet for.... Travis Haley? |
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At night before kids go to sleep they check the closet for the boogyman. At night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chris Costa. Ya but guess who Costa checks the Closet for.... ....Is it Obama??????? |
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At night before kids go to sleep they check the closet for the boogyman. At night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chris Costa. Ya but guess who Costa checks the Closet for.... Damn, I was gunna say that! Stupid Algebra class keeping me from trolling Arfcom! Also, since Travis is here, the vids on your Facebook fan page aren't working. Do you have links? TYVM. |
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they should and seem to be working fine... let me know if it keeps up...
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At night before kids go to sleep they check the closet for the boogyman. At night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chris Costa. Ya but guess who Costa checks the Closet for.... A man who moves Swift, Silent, Deadly.... who blazes a path into battle for others to follow.... surrender is not in his creed.... .... JACK BAUER!!!!! |
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At night before kids go to sleep they check the closet for the boogyman. At night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chris Costa. Ya but guess who Costa checks the Closet for.... ARFCOM stalkers. |
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Bet y'all didn't know that Travis died 10 years ago. Chris is just afraid to tell him. |
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At night before kids go to sleep they check the closet for the boogyman. At night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chris Costa. Ya but guess who Costa checks the Closet for.... Scatman Crothers? |
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At night before kids go to sleep they check the closet for the boogyman. At night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chris Costa. Ya but guess who Costa checks the Closet for.... ....Is it Obama??????? The Pink Bunny Of Death! That's How Costa Grew To Carry The Twinkies & Cup Cakes, It's How He Escapes Said Bunny Everytime,,, |
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The fastest growing religion is Costaism. Chris, Travis and the Holy Drake.
To test Pmags for durability Chris used to stare at them. None survived so they now use a picture, still almost none make it (hence the shortage). |
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Simply put I think Chris is now looking into a restraining order against the Internet. Why? He invented the internet. But due to the top secret nature of the mission at the time he had to let Al Gore take credit. Ever since falling under the gaze of Costa while being briefed on this newest creation, Al Gore has been spouting off some gibberish about global warming. |
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