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Jack Goff
Knew a kid named that but it was Jack Golf.
Now what the hell were those parents thining??!?! Never failed...the kid got into trouble all the time at school and about once a week over the intercom...
"JACK GOLF PLEASE COME TO THE FRONT OFFICE. JACK GOLF PLEASE COME TO THE OFFICE."
No kid can keep a straight face when that is yelled across the PA!