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Posted: 4/15/2009 8:28:13 AM EDT

My alarm clock crossed the line last night at around 2 A.M. I was sleeping soundly (for a change) when it decided to go off, despite the fact that it

was set for 6:50 A.M. so I could get Austin up for school. At first I just hit the snooze bar and laid there thinking how fast the morning had come. Then

I opened one eye and saw the time. Right about then, the damn thing went off again! So I hammer fisted it right on the snooze bar. Still going off. So I

hammer fisted it with bad intent and little shards of plastic flew all over the room. It went silent. As I lay there thinking WTF - IT STARTED GOING OFF

AGAIN!!!!!!!!! I leapt from my bed, snatched the clock by the electrical cord and swung the zombie clock repeadtedly into the floor, until all that was left

was the cord and a small square metal box with a few wires coming out of it. I thought this would be a good time to unplug the cord from the power

strip - before I shocked the shit out of myself and my night got even worse. Mrs Shark came home from work this A.M. and found pieces of the

zombie clock in the hallway and gave me the "WTF did you do now" look. I just grunted "Zombie clock must die" and went back to sleep. So here's

what I got folks:

1 used Zombie alarm clock, as is, no returns. Will trade for dead cat, or framed 8 X 10 pic of the hairy Rosie O'Donnell photoshop (it IS a chop isn't it?)

disclaimer - this is a joke. I'm really NOT trying sell or trade the Zombie clock in GD (well, I might consider the dead cat trade).

disclaimer on the above disclaimer - Cat folks; I like cats. I really don't want a dead cat. (Unless it's a Zombie cat).

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:29:26 AM EDT

[#1]

good morning to you, then!

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:30:07 AM EDT

[#2]

I've had the same alarm clock for about 25 years now.

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:31:41 AM EDT

[#3]

Glue it together in some random pattern and sell it as abstract art.

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:33:06 AM EDT

[#4]

Haha. I have all sorts of trouble with alarm clocks. The worst was the automatically updating one for daylight savings. It worked great until they changed the day for daylight savings, resulting in being an hour late or an hour early for work, I tried setting it myself, but since it was automatically updating for time as well, every time I changed it manually it reverted back. Fucking thing.

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:33:37 AM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:34:31 AM EDT

[#6]

Would have been really funny if you had mistaken the alarm for your phone ringing and took it out on the alarm clock.

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:35:49 AM EDT

[#7]

A dead cat you say

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:35:59 AM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:36:27 AM EDT

[#9]

Shit, that will buff out!

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:36:42 AM EDT

[#10]

Someone that has his number needs to call him at 2:00 am tonight.

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:37:02 AM EDT

[#11]

There was a dead cat on the road this morning . I will stop and get it for you after work . Do you mind if its a little flat ?

Let me know

SW

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:37:56 AM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:38:20 AM EDT

[#13]

I got a Gatorade bottle full of dog drool. Wanna trade?

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:39:00 AM EDT

[#14]

Wil you take descreet PP?

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:39:00 AM EDT

[#15]

Thats pretty awesome, I always wanted to do that.

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:39:28 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:40:12 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Would have been really funny if you had mistaken the alarm for your phone ringing and took it out on the alarm clock.

I've done that before... clock went out the bedroom window

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:41:44 AM EDT

[#18]

The victim prior to the attack:

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:43:33 AM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:48:44 AM EDT

[#20]

Thats some funny shit right there. Super glue and duct tape ought to fix it up nicely.

I offer 1 pair of mismatched socks in trade

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:51:18 AM EDT

[#21]

this thread just made my lunch full of awesome!

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:52:28 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
The victim prior to the attack:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2dsfzaa.gif

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:52:52 AM EDT

[#23]

Heroic carnage, fellow destroyer of zombie clocks.

My clock radios tend to have a very short lifespan, as I am a grumpy bastard when woken up too early. Last one was hammered into submission by a maglite.

Posted: 4/15/2009 8:59:20 AM EDT

[#24]

zombie clock must die

Oh god, and to imagine you doing it with 1 1/2 eyebrows

_MaH

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:02:06 AM EDT

[#25]

Good fragmentation.

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:04:34 AM EDT

[#26]

I've got a dead cat on hand but it smells something awful. I'm not sure USPS will deliver that package.

Note: It is NOT a zombie cat

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:04:46 AM EDT

[#27]

Yup, that's "slightly used"....

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:17:03 AM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:18:45 AM EDT

[#29]

OMG... your thread got edited by CTD! They're taking over the clock business!

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:31:34 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
zombie clock must die

Oh god, and to imagine you doing it with 1 1/2 eyebrows

_MaH

What's the 1 1/2 eyebrows about??? my buddies shaved off my left eyebrow completely on my 21st b-day when I was passed out... I've not exacted revenge yet, I'm waiting for a couple days before one of them gets married.

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:34:04 AM EDT

[#31]

Effing WIN!

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:40:05 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Someone that has his number needs to call him at 2:00 am tonight.

And I'll post the Zombie cordless phone thread tomorrow.

Wait - this could get expensive!

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:44:09 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
zombie clock must die

Oh god, and to imagine you doing it with 1 1/2 eyebrows

_MaH

What's the 1 1/2 eyebrows about??? my buddies shaved off my left eyebrow completely on my 21st b-day when I was passed out... I've not exacted revenge yet, I'm waiting for a couple days before one of them gets married.

About a week or so ago, I had to take the final phase of the FD Captains exam, which was a role playing phase where I met with 3 officers of other FD's flown in from around the country to assess us. Obviously there is a lot of pressure to do well, and create a good first impression, as these people have never met you. The night before the test, I accidentally shave off half of my left eyebrow in a tragic manscaping accident.

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:45:19 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Someone that has his number needs to call him at 2:00 am tonight.

HAHAHAHA!!!! Thanks for the idea.

I might make it 2:04 though just to throw him off

ETA: Just kidding Shark, I'm not that much of a dick

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:46:41 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
The victim prior to the attack:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2dsfzaa.gif

Sigh, boy that brings back memories. Guess I won't be waking up to "It's a small world" anymore.

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:47:29 AM EDT

[#36]

Wow, I hate my alarm clock with a passion but you took it to the next level. Good for you.

And the manscaping thing sucks, but that's for sharing the lulz

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:50:42 AM EDT

[#37]

OMG thats some funny shit...........zombie clock..........heh you funny

Posted: 4/15/2009 9:59:01 AM EDT

[#38]

IM sent i have one dead cat i would like to trade!!

Posted: 4/15/2009 10:12:14 AM EDT

[#39]

I use my Blackberry as an alarm clock. I hope I never smash it

Posted: 4/15/2009 10:26:50 AM EDT

[#40]

Haha.

That's the SHARKY we know... Wheres that XBOX ––->Pool video?

-M1AHD

Posted: 4/15/2009 10:28:47 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Haha.

That's the SHARKY we know... Wheres that XBOX ––->Pool video?

-M1AHD

That's going to be the next ultimate carnage thread if it RROD's on me again.

Posted: 4/15/2009 10:37:18 AM EDT

[#42]

Nice alarm clock, those evil things should all be smashed into shards.

Posted: 4/15/2009 11:13:20 AM EDT

[#43]

Quite a few years ago I impailed my alarm clock with a K-BAR. I sure am glad I quit drinking, some of my hang overs were UUUUgly

Posted: 4/15/2009 11:16:06 AM EDT

[#44]

Here you go. It's free.

Posted: 4/15/2009 11:17:40 AM EDT

[#45]

I'll trade you one live (currently, but that can be fixed for a cost) cat.

Posted: 4/15/2009 11:18:06 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Here you go. It's free.

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa107/lsujim/010210010407010300200707183b94b013d.jpg

That's the one.

Gotta be a framed 8 X 10 if you want the Zombie clock though bro.

Posted: 4/15/2009 11:19:45 AM EDT

[#47]

We're all trying to replace your clock for you. Was it actually this one? We getting closer?

Posted: 4/15/2009 11:21:39 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
We're all trying to replace your clock for you. Was it actually this one? We getting closer?

http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/princess_clock_800_w.jpg

Nope - NorCal got it in an above post. I woke up to "It's a small world after all" every morning.