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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:30:20 AM EDT
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Price?
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:32:47 AM EDT
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Price? Dunno - hard to put a price on a GIN -U - WINE Zombie clock bro. 
Although I oughta put it on e-ghey just for the lulz. 
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:33:51 AM EDT
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Price? Dunno - hard to put a price on a GIN -U - WINE Zombie clock bro.
Although I oughta put it on e-ghey just for the lulz. Someone will bid on it im sure |
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:36:02 AM EDT
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Price? Dunno - hard to put a price on a GIN -U - WINE Zombie clock bro.
Although I oughta put it on e-ghey just for the lulz. Someone will bid on it im sure I closed my e-bay account long ago, but if someone wants to copy the pic and description from the OP, feel free to sell it on there. I'll split the windfall with ya, just make sure you post a link back here to it so we can see the retardification unfold. 
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:39:06 AM EDT
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Price? Dunno - hard to put a price on a GIN -U - WINE Zombie clock bro.
Although I oughta put it on e-ghey just for the lulz. Someone will bid on it im sure I closed my e-bay account long ago, but if someone wants to copy the pic and description from the OP, feel free to sell it on there. I'll split the windfall with ya, just make sure you post a link back here to it so we can see the retardification unfold. I've been meaning to start an account, I have about 300 concert tshirts given to crew members from the early 90's I have to sell |
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:39:26 AM EDT
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shark is gonna spook when he goes back to clean it up and finds it gone!
ETA: ie no head-shot! 
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:41:21 AM EDT
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Did ya replace the Zombie Clock yet?
ETA: The 1/2 Eyebrow Pic, did anyone ever tell you that you look like a bigger version of Cal Ripken Jr. ? 
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:42:28 AM EDT
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Did ya replace the Zombie Clock yet? Mrs Shark brought a new one home this morning after she learned of the "altercation".
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:42:43 AM EDT
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You need to learn how not to rely on a alarm clock
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:44:16 AM EDT
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I got this cat, is a rare breed. I will offer in trade, i know is not dead, but i will send you a AR round so you can kill it. I dont want to send it in the mail dead and be rotten by the time it gets there 
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:44:39 AM EDT
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You need to learn how not to rely on a alarm clock Usually wake up at the same time every morning anyway - but with the oft changing sleep schedule due to the FD, sometimes my "internal clock" is a bit off. |
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:45:24 AM EDT
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http://berealct.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/possum.jpg I got this cat, is a rare breed. I will offer in trade, i know is not dead, but i will send you a AR round so you can kill it. I dont want to send it in the mail dead and be rotten by the time it gets there oh shit dude - can I think it over first?
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Posted: 4/15/2009 11:46:07 AM EDT
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http://berealct.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/possum.jpg I got this cat, is a rare breed. I will offer in trade, i know is not dead, but i will send you a AR round so you can kill it. I dont want to send it in the mail dead and be rotten by the time it gets there oh shit dude - can I think it over first? Yeah man, take your time. But i got first dibs. 
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Posted: 4/15/2009 12:15:48 PM EDT
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Looks like it had it coming
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Posted: 4/15/2009 12:17:33 PM EDT
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Looks like it had it coming Don't they all?
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Posted: 4/15/2009 12:21:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/15/2009 12:23:32 PM EDT
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THAT'S fucking sweet bro!!!! Looks like it could take a beating.
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Posted: 4/15/2009 12:33:52 PM EDT
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lol. ah never a dull moment at the sharky house.... gotta love it!
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Posted: 4/15/2009 12:39:13 PM EDT
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GD never fails to entertain. |
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Posted: 4/15/2009 12:54:03 PM EDT
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My alarm clock crossed the line last night at around 2 A.M. I was sleeping soundly (for a change) when it decided to go off, despite the fact that it was set for 6:50 A.M. so I could get Austin up for school. At first I just hit the snooze bar and laid there thinking how fast the morning had come. Then I opened one eye and saw the time. Right about then, the damn thing went off again! So I hammer fisted it right on the snooze bar. Still going off. So I hammer fisted it with bad intent and little shards of plastic flew all over the room. It went silent. As I lay there thinking WTF - IT STARTED GOING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!! I leapt from my bed, snatched the clock by the electrical cord and swung the zombie clock repeadtedly into the floor, until all that was left was the cord and a small square metal box with a few wires coming out of it. I thought this would be a good time to unplug the cord from the power strip - before I shocked the shit out of myself and my night got even worse. Mrs Shark came home from work this A.M. and found pieces of the zombie clock in the hallway and gave me the "WTF did you do now" look. I just grunted "Zombie clock must die" and went back to sleep. So here's what I got folks: 1 used Zombie alarm clock, as is, no returns. Will trade for dead cat, or framed 8 X 10 pic of the hairy Rosie O'Donnell photoshop (it IS a chop isn't it?) http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o300/GR8T_WYT/moneymike/alarmclock.jpg disclaimer - this is a joke. I'm really NOT trying sell or trade the Zombie clock in GD (well, I might consider the dead cat trade). disclaimer on the above disclaimer - Cat folks; I like cats. I really don't want a dead cat. (Unless it's a Zombie cat). Like I've been telling anyone who'll listen, alarm clocks are the reasons for all these shootings these days. They get you up too early & your pissed off for the rest of the day. Combine that fact with all the stupid people these days & it's just disasters waiting to happen.
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Posted: 4/15/2009 3:51:42 PM EDT
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lol. ah never a dull moment at the sharky house.... gotta love it! Semi controlled chaos most of the time Dan- O!
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Posted: 4/15/2009 4:05:45 PM EDT
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Haha. I have all sorts of trouble with alarm clocks. The worst was the automatically updating one for daylight savings. It worked great until they changed the day for daylight savings, resulting in being an hour late or an hour early for work, I tried setting it myself, but since it was automatically updating for time as well, every time I changed it manually it reverted back. Fucking thing. I've found that the best way to deal with it is changing the time zone, versus trying to set the hours directly. You have to change the time zone 4 times a year, but at least it keeps the minutes accurate. |
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Posted: 4/15/2009 4:13:00 PM EDT
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My alarm clock crossed the line last night at around 2 A.M. I was sleeping soundly (for a change) when it decided to go off, despite the fact that it was set for 6:50 A.M. so I could get Austin up for school. At first I just hit the snooze bar and laid there thinking how fast the morning had come. Then I opened one eye and saw the time. Right about then, the damn thing went off again! So I hammer fisted it right on the snooze bar. Still going off. So I hammer fisted it with bad intent and little shards of plastic flew all over the room. It went silent. As I lay there thinking WTF - IT STARTED GOING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!! I leapt from my bed, snatched the clock by the electrical cord and swung the zombie clock repeadtedly into the floor, until all that was left was the cord and a small square metal box with a few wires coming out of it. I thought this would be a good time to unplug the cord from the power strip - before I shocked the shit out of myself and my night got even worse. Mrs Shark came home from work this A.M. and found pieces of the zombie clock in the hallway and gave me the "WTF did you do now" look. I just grunted "Zombie clock must die" and went back to sleep. So here's what I got folks: 1 used Zombie alarm clock, as is, no returns. Will trade for dead cat, or framed 8 X 10 pic of the hairy Rosie O'Donnell photoshop (it IS a chop isn't it?) http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o300/GR8T_WYT/moneymike/alarmclock.jpg disclaimer - this is a joke. I'm really NOT trying sell or trade the Zombie clock in GD (well, I might consider the dead cat trade). disclaimer on the above disclaimer - Cat folks; I like cats. I really don't want a dead cat. (Unless it's a Zombie cat). Like I've been telling anyone who'll listen, alarm clocks are the reasons for all these shootings these days. They get you up too early & your pissed off for the rest of the day. Combine that fact with all the stupid people these days & it's just disasters waiting to happen. Alarm clocks don't kill people - people kill people. And, apparently, alarm clocks.
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Posted: 4/15/2009 4:25:32 PM EDT
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THAT'S fucking sweet bro!!!! Looks like it could take a beating. These can take a beating & they'll wake the dead. 
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Posted: 4/15/2009 6:18:15 PM EDT
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Someone that has his number needs to call him at 2:00 am tonight.  I spoke to Sharky a few days ago and my first words were "Hey Bitch" If I called him at 0200, well you can just imagine the "Names" he would call me.
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Posted: 4/15/2009 6:34:25 PM EDT
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Reminds me of the time I got locked out of the house,seems the lock decided to malfunction on me and lock but not be able to unlock.............
Let me tell you..... Nothing gets a door open faster then a pickax!
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Posted: 4/15/2009 7:19:11 PM EDT
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"Zombie clock must die." *snort* 
eta- thanks mhoffman, I'd forgotten he's down 1/2 an eyebrow!
Mrs. Sharky must have much patience. LOL - and a GREAT sense of humor!!!
I have to second the "glue it to something and sell it as abstract art" idea... I have an ebay account if you want me to post it for you. hell, I'll even trade you a "dead it yourself" cat for the pieces, glue it to something myself and STILL split the winnings with you. 
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Posted: 4/15/2009 9:55:36 PM EDT
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Reminds me of the time I got locked out of the house,seems the lock decided to malfunction on me and lock but not be able to unlock............. Let me tell you..... Nothing gets a door open faster then a pickax! Did you have the urge to say "Here's Johnny!"?
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Posted: 4/15/2009 10:09:15 PM EDT
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i.... cant.... breath... !!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAS:DJASDLKJAHDKJAHDAKJDHAD |
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Posted: 4/16/2009 5:04:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/16/2009 8:29:29 AM EDT
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I had that happen to me back in college. It ended up sailing out the 3rd floor window of my dorm room. |
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Posted: 4/16/2009 5:15:15 PM EDT
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I had that happen to me back in college. It ended up sailing out the 3rd floor window of my dorm room. style points awarded if the window was closed.
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Posted: 4/16/2009 5:17:08 PM EDT
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Glue it together in some random pattern and sell it as abstract art. ^ This. Some hippie will pay you $50,000 because it resembles "life man" |
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Posted: 4/16/2009 5:21:06 PM EDT
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Post it for sale on the Cheaper Than Dirt forums as being a deal?
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Posted: 4/17/2009 9:38:08 AM EDT
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Being hard of hearing, I can easily sleep through my alarm. My wife got tired of being the one awakened every time....so she bought this alarm clock accessory. When the alarm goes off, it climbs on my chest and licks my face until I get up. Kinda zombie lookin?
http://www.cgbauctions.com/Mac1.JPG |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 9:44:36 AM EDT
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what's your address? I got a dead cat I will send you for free. you can still keep the possessed clock. I got enough things telling me to get up and do things around here, I don't need one more.
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Posted: 4/17/2009 9:46:06 AM EDT
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1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Send me all the dead animals ya got
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:54:58 PM EDT
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1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Send me all the dead animals ya got LOL - I see what you did there...
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Posted: 4/17/2009 7:57:06 PM EDT
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My alarm clock crossed the line last night at around 2 A.M. I was sleeping soundly (for a change) when it decided to go off, despite the fact that it was set for 6:50 A.M. so I could get Austin up for school. At first I just hit the snooze bar and laid there thinking how fast the morning had come. Then I opened one eye and saw the time. Right about then, the damn thing went off again! So I hammer fisted it right on the snooze bar. Still going off. So I hammer fisted it with bad intent and little shards of plastic flew all over the room. It went silent. As I lay there thinking WTF - IT STARTED GOING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!! I leapt from my bed, snatched the clock by the electrical cord and swung the zombie clock repeadtedly into the floor, until all that was left was the cord and a small square metal box with a few wires coming out of it. I thought this would be a good time to unplug the cord from the power strip - before I shocked the shit out of myself and my night got even worse. Mrs Shark came home from work this A.M. and found pieces of the zombie clock in the hallway and gave me the "WTF did you do now" look. I just grunted "Zombie clock must die" and went back to sleep. So here's what I got folks: 1 used Zombie alarm clock, as is, no returns. Will trade for dead cat, or framed 8 X 10 pic of the hairy Rosie O'Donnell photoshop (it IS a chop isn't it?) http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o300/GR8T_WYT/moneymike/alarmclock.jpg disclaimer - this is a joke. I'm really NOT trying sell or trade the Zombie clock in GD (well, I might consider the dead cat trade). disclaimer on the above disclaimer - Cat folks; I like cats. I really don't want a dead cat. (Unless it's a Zombie cat).
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