AR15OKLAHOMA's list of rules are valid and certainly should be adhered to without question. However, here is a situation I was involved in about 8 years ago. Half of my friends said they would do her, the other half say no, it wouldn't be cool.

You're at a raging Holloween party getting a good buzz on. A few of you decide to chill a little by taking a nice hot tub. You get in wearing your underwear because you didn't plan to tub that night -- it was a spur of the moment thing. So, you're sitting in the tub with 2 other guys and three girls and one couple decides to get it on. Thinking you're in no mood to come in contact with "floaters", you decide to leave. As you're getting up, the wife of an acquaintance jumps in and starts making moves on you. You're single and unattached. So, she says hi to you and then moves closer and starts she's whispering in your ear and snuggling up to you even closer. You're thinking "Man, this is uncool because I'm not in the mood for whoop-ass and it just ain't right." So, you say you have to leave but all of a sudden she slides her hand in your shorts and starts stroking your rod saying, "No, please don't leave." She then takes off her top and sticks her boob in your mouth. So, you're single, in the tub, have a buzz on, and this married hottie is stroking your rod and sticking her boob in your mouth.

What would you do? Would you nail her or get the hell out of Dodge?

What will you wish you had done when your 80 years old and even the viagra isnt working....

She would have been nailed before 'Hi' !

I don't know, man. Wife of a friend, no way. Wife of an acquaintance??? Hmmm...probably woulda hit it, but not in public in the hot tub.

fuck her brains out, you'll regret it forever if you don't. she initated everything so your covered. as soon as your done get really hammered, and claim you were drunk and didn't know what you were doing.

it'll work.

OffRoad

I'll second the "wife of acquaintance?". what does that mean? I'd never do a friends wife when I was single (nor now that I am married), but when I was single, I had no problem messing with married women who wanted to fool around. I didn't know or even have met their husbands... they were the ones breaking the vow not me.

No_Expert

I don't know a single guy that wouldn't get it on with her.   Think about it you're in a hot tub, with a boob in your mouth, and getting a handjob.  

Key word: Witnesses.
Slightly agree on wife of aquaintance.
Disagree on wife of a friend.

Uh.....I'm not a guy, but here's my opinon, anyway.  Don't do it.  You'll regret it later, and so will she.  Should I say more?  I think not.  I've probably said too much already.  [V]

Then only kind of sex that is regrettable is sex that gets ya a disease!

Witness factor is bad, mkay?  Other than that, you're in the clear.  Take her somewhere private and oblige her request.  

Should have had her "Buff The Helmet". According to a well placed source this is socially acceptable...

First thing is to look around and see if her hubby is watching....have actually ran into this...dude might just wanna watch.  Second I had a similar incident with the wife of a friend...I got the hell out....cant go with that.

do what klinton would do in a similar situation

do her then when its all said and done with a straight face say

"i did not have sex with that woman"

To each his own I guess but I will not do a married woman - period!  I don't want someone screwing my wife and will not do it to his.  Seems only fair to me.  If all you can get is married women, I think you should do without; but that is just my standard.

You where single & this would have been consensual?!?

I would have done her!!

Hard to resist, but you WILL pay later....(been there, done it, but don`t have the t-shirt cause I had to wipe my ass with it).......as they say, a hard dick has no conscience....if she`s that loose, her old man needs to move on.......[argue]

This is probably the KEY question.

a Friend or acquaintance?

Seriously, always lived by this rule......"never mess with another guys ride"......saved my ass many-many times.....[:)]......(still does)

i wouldnt do it i dont like getting my ass kicked.

its not a question for me, i would have been finished as soon as the hand went down and the boob was placed in my mouth!
ah, all joking aside, i would have had relations with that woman.

First of I would not be doing any of this to put myself in a situation like that.

Not being a Calfonicator I can not really relate to your dillema?

Just why were you out at a party getting a buzz on again instead of helping your mother at home like a good moral son again?

Messing with married women is simply wrong and can get you killed. If you do it don't bitch when someone is doing your wife after all it's your mo. My quess is if you did it you don't get much action and have to take anything that comes along, mores the pity.

  I used to play with the married ones until I walked out "her" door one night right into the barrel of a .357 It ain't very cool dealing with an outraged pyschotic husband. I said "Hey man, I didn't know she was married!" He screams "GO" and I did. Right in my pants..... as I was running like a cat with its ass on fire. Never had a desire to hang out by the "fence" after that.

Listen, boys. Just cause someone puts a "controlled substance" in your mouth doesn't mean you have to inhale.
[smoke]

"I was never alone with that woman."

"What would you do? Would you nail her or get the hell out of Dodge?"

My wife would be poking me in the ribs by that point, so I would wake up, roll over, and try to go back to sleep.  [:\]

Key words acquaintance,Buss.I would have failed the test.I know to run but I would have nailed her.Yes I would feel very guilty.I'm so weak.

Apparently I'm exceptionally unattractive or something.  In my 30 years I have never found myself in a situation where a woman was coming on to me.  

The only exception is my wife (and only well after marriage).

-Lazy

Alright! There is someone else like me. And he admits it! I think some people's imagination is more fertile than their gonads.

I feel the same way. I wouldn't want other guys "betraying" me in this manner, and I wouldn't betray my own kind like this either. Probably the only time I'd take advantage of the situation is if the husband actually came up to me and said something to the effect of "I like her to bang other men and tell me about it later..."

I'd knock the dust off that old pussy!!


[beer]

This story only gets worse.

First, the woman was not married to a friend of mine. She was married (I think they finally divorced) to this guy who played keyboards in my friend's band. I never met the guy, although I saw him when I went to see my buddy's band perform.

So, want to know what I did? I floated over to the other side of the hot tub to let things cool down (if you get my drift), got up, went inside the house, and had a cold beer. That was that.

I admit if circumstances had been different, I would have nailed her. But it was my buddy's house, there were too many witnesses around, and to top it off the woman's husband was supposed to come over in an hour or so. I had just met her that night for the first time and I was surprised she took an interest in me at all.

So, how does it get worse? Well, my friend has this developmentally handicapped roadie who works for his band from time to time. Real nice guy, but not a Rhodes Scholar if you know what I mean. It turns out while I was inside having a beer, this guy gets in the tub and she made a move on him! It was obvious she wasn't interested in me -- she just wanted to get laid (not that that bothers me 'cuz as a young, horny, single guy her motives are of no interest to me. I just want to get some). So, I came outside a few minutes later and what do I see? I see the woman lying naked next to the hot tub, moaning and groaning, with the semi-retarded guy's face buried between her legs licking her taco. How's that for a sight?

But the kicker was the roadie didn't get in trouble! The husband finally came over and when he heard what happened, he was mad, but he didn't do anything because he knew the roadie was missing a few cards from his deck. The other girls scolded him like he was a little boy: "Ray, you did a bad thing. A very, very bad thing." Ray the roadie hung his head in shame and that was that.

The moral of the story is if you're a retard, you can get away with a lot of sh*t. :)

Donny says, "My pants are tight, my pants are tight!"

Maybe the hubby was hiding and spanking his puppy watching the action.  Spank and lie forever or get up and gone.  Depends on how much you like the friend.
Never nail a buddies wife without his permission, a rule to live by,,,,,,,,,,lol  

This keeps getting better and better.......any more "stories"?........[argue]

I swear if it was "ME" Ray in that scene.....

I know, I know. As difficult as it is to believe, this is a true story.

I guess it depends on who you know. Being a musician for over 25 years, I guess I'm more inclined to experience these things because the people we keep company with are sometimes a little wilder than average. Any musician will tell you the things that go on at our parties are very often stranger than fiction. Anyway, believe what you will, but all I can say is it's a true story.