Woohoo! It took me almost 2 hours waiting in line to get my card! That's right, I'm the first on the board, suckers! I don't have to wait in line at the airport, I don't have to have 5 different "club" cards at the supermarkets 'cause this one does it all. Hell, it even gives me 5 free years of Costco membership. Neato! Next week they promised I woulnd't have to ever submit to a background check to purchase a gun because they TOOK MY GUNS AWAY! AHHAHAHAHAH!!! You guys are sure missing out.
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