WW2 as fought by online gamers

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin
army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy
soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me
for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Absloutely brilliant!!

Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

Hilarious!

lol, i thought it was funny

ETA:
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*


lol

I am fucking dying!!!  

The last four lines were the kicker.    

Omg you had depression and now you have a huge army! Roosevelt hax!

"benny-tow" took me a while to figure out.

lol, pretty accurate.

That is great!!!

I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.    

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

Brilliant!

deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help

Thats awesome.
That will brighten up anyones day.

*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES




Truly a classic!

Disconnector

Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my **** Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower McAuliffe: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean?

Thats funny, Thanks for posting it.

Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker

No, this is WWII fought by gamers:

World War II Online

The Germans usually win.

S!

THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE!!!!!

Quoted: No, this is WWII fought by gamers: World War II Online The Germans usually win. S!

I would probably play that if I didn't have to pay a monthly fee.

Damn, I guess you tell it better:

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=370174

Still some funny shit tho.

Dude, that was priceless...  

That is too funny.

I loved it.

Reminds me of a great Fark thread ... A player on the Axis team had died in real life so all his online buddies got together in-game from around the world to give him a final sendoff in an online church (I could not make this up, it's touching in a nerdly way)... They'd declared a temporary cessation of hostilities so they could do this. I guess everything was going very nice and respectful - they'd even set up a bunch of 88 howitzers to give the guy a 21 gun salute - until an Allied player decided to make a bombing run in his B-17 and blew a bunch of them up.

If you're not laughing out loud it's because I'm not telling it right. The guy who wrote it was totally serious and by the end, I was crying, I was laughing so hard.

I'm still in tears...

I loved this part:

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

Quoted: Reminds me of a great Fark thread ... A player on the Axis team had died in real life so all his online buddies got together in-game from around the world to give him a final sendoff in an online church (I could not make this up, it's touching in a nerdly way)... They'd declared a temporary cessation of hostilities so they could do this. I guess everything was going very nice and respectful - they'd even set up a bunch of 88 howitzers to give the guy a 21 gun salute - until an Allied player decided to make a bombing run in his B-17 and blew a bunch of them up. If you're not laughing out loud it's because I'm not telling it right. The guy who wrote it was totally serious and by the end, I was crying, I was laughing so hard.

I'd really love to read this if anyone has it.  

Quoted: Reminds me of a great Fark thread ... A player on the Axis team had died in real life so all his online buddies got together in-game from around the world to give him a final sendoff in an online church (I could not make this up, it's touching in a nerdly way)... They'd declared a temporary cessation of hostilities so they could do this. I guess everything was going very nice and respectful - they'd even set up a bunch of 88 howitzers to give the guy a 21 gun salute - until an Allied player decided to make a bombing run in his B-17 and blew a bunch of them up. If you're not laughing out loud it's because I'm not telling it right. The guy who wrote it was totally serious and by the end, I was crying, I was laughing so hard.

"Wars hell, but peace is a mother fucker"

Holy SHIT!

The swimming thread just got bumped as funniest of the summer thus far.

Quoted: Quoted: Reminds me of a great Fark thread ... A player on the Axis team had died in real life so all his online buddies got together in-game from around the world to give him a final sendoff in an online church (I could not make this up, it's touching in a nerdly way)... They'd declared a temporary cessation of hostilities so they could do this. I guess everything was going very nice and respectful - they'd even set up a bunch of 88 howitzers to give the guy a 21 gun salute - until an Allied player decided to make a bombing run in his B-17 and blew a bunch of them up. If you're not laughing out loud it's because I'm not telling it right. The guy who wrote it was totally serious and by the end, I was crying, I was laughing so hard. I'd really love to read this if anyone has it.

I printed it out once... I'll have to see if I still have it anywhere...

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

Damn that is some seriously funny shit. Almost had me in tears, I was laughing so hard

This is where I knocked over my soda from laughing:

"T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard"

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin
army

lol!

@ "benny-tow"

hahahahhahahahahhhaha

thats awesome

OMG, I am soooo laughing!!!

I think this warrents a sig change....funniest damn thing I've read in a good long while

-Storm

LMFAO!!!

Awesome.  

Quoted: *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

I thought Hitler left?

paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o ****! *paTTon has left the game.*

Oh man hurts to laugh that hard

T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111 *T0J0 has been eliminated.*

Quoted: No, this is WWII fought by gamers: World War II Online The Germans usually win. S!

That probably my favorite game of all time... been playing off and on for 4 years now.

That was great.

Quoted: Quoted: No, this is WWII fought by gamers: World War II Online The Germans usually win. S! That probably my favorite game of all time... been playing off and on for 4 years now.

Then you know Sturmgrenadier?

That w as great.

Bumping this one up, I'm STILL laughing every time I read it

-Storm

Quoted: Holy SHIT! The swimming thread just got bumped as funniest of the summer thus far.

What's the swimming thread?