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Posted: 6/13/2004 5:51:27 PM EDT
AR15.com the Movie
Act 1 Scene 1 The Arrival of Ed. It all started when a young man named Ed jr crossed the cold waters of Florida on his quest for freedom and hot American chicks.  Luckily he found a raft that helped him along the way...  Once in America you Ed join up with the American military and became a child of Uncle Sams. It was at basic training that young Ed met the great DI Sgtar15  The first week the DI spent teaching young Ed about discipline....  and about being prepared  The second week at basic the DI pushed young Eds body hard...strenghening the muscles with every pushup.  The obstacle course was the hardest part for young Ed  But in due time...Ed became started to get stronger..... To be continued.... SGtar15 |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 5:54:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/13/2004 5:57:49 PM EDT
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I know what your master plan is.
Give away the first few episodes, then start charging for them after everyone is hooked.  |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 5:59:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/13/2004 6:00:16 PM EDT
[#4]
lmao.
Is it wrong, if Ed turns me on?  
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Posted: 6/13/2004 6:13:40 PM EDT
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Oh my!
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Posted: 6/13/2004 6:16:03 PM EDT
[#6]
deaper?
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Posted: 6/13/2004 6:27:56 PM EDT
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Latter one Private Ed met the rest of his group. Here he is with Private CavVet and Private Osprey21...they quickly became friends.
 Ed was put in charge of the guys of his Barracks due to his leadership skills.  Week 4 was spent with the DI teaching self defense  the ol' Sarge was quick and dangerous with a knife.....  and more hiking  To be continued... Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 6:46:37 PM EDT
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LOLOLOL, too fucking funny. Keep it up.
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Posted: 6/13/2004 6:47:32 PM EDT
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 All Hail sgtAR15 "The Greatest Creative Genius In The History Of AR15.com" * Your witty, timely and provacative "AR15.com Top Ten Lists" * Your bold, daring and highly popular "Fear Factor: AR15.com Style" * And now your funniest masterpiece to date - "The AR15.com 'Action Figure' Movie" * * * You ARE in a league of your own! * * * |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 6:48:39 PM EDT
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If you've really got time on your hands, you could do some animated .gif files.
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Posted: 6/13/2004 6:49:44 PM EDT
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 Dubya says he'll include you on the perscription plan for old farts, just hang in there!
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Posted: 6/13/2004 6:50:24 PM EDT
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Oh my.
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Posted: 6/13/2004 6:53:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:07:27 PM EDT
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The next week was weapons training. That is where Private Ed first fell in love with the M16A1 select fire assult rifle. It was love at first sight.
 Private Ed soon became an expert with the rifle and DI SGtar15 was becoming quite proud of the young CUba lad...  The DI also taught them various other weapons...  Private Ed liked this weapon best...bigger is better was Ed's motto.  to be continued... SGtar15 |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:10:25 PM EDT
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Hey! No eyes or ears, and what's up with the support hand!
Great series! |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:15:56 PM EDT
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OMG this is great
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:16:48 PM EDT
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Where the white women at? TRG |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:25:27 PM EDT
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 Where's the tinfoil helmets........... |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:27:07 PM EDT
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After 6 weeks of gurrling tourure and little sleep, young Ed has become a man along with the rest of men in his barracks. Today is Graduation day for these men.
 DI Sgtar15 is so proud of young Private Ed that he puts him in charge of the men and tells him to prepare them for a trip.....they're going to Vietman!!!!!!  These are Americans fighting young men. They are going there for you, for me, for us!! Support them!!  End of Act 1 Scene 1 Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:27:15 PM EDT
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That is amazing.
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:27:50 PM EDT
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Please tell me you bought these dolls specificaly for this skit and you didn't already own them! KWEER!
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:28:51 PM EDT
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Why thank you....thyank you very much. Before I accept this award, I want to thank the little people. Doublefeed, Tattoo..... Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:29:03 PM EDT
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See the other thread. He built a custom dollhouse for them. 
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:30:45 PM EDT
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I can't wait for the Ed Sr. in medical school episode.
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:49:38 PM EDT
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Sgt you have some serious issues. LMAO!!
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:51:47 PM EDT
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I hope he doesnt take this on the road to Gunstock
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Posted: 6/13/2004 7:57:10 PM EDT
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I'm glad AR15.com is there for Sgtar15.
He would have been on the news long ago otherwise. |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 8:04:47 PM EDT
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Use the Ken doll in drag when TRG comes in this skit.
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Posted: 6/13/2004 8:06:06 PM EDT
[#29]
funny, more more.
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Posted: 6/13/2004 8:10:34 PM EDT
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Is that........................... M****T??? |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 8:24:12 PM EDT
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Funny stuff here.
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Posted: 6/13/2004 8:31:13 PM EDT
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No way; a LIVE show would be awesome! |
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Posted: 6/13/2004 8:36:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/13/2004 8:38:38 PM EDT
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That was supposed to be me... didn't know my bro's account was signed on still You are a genius...You need to be a comedian...
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Posted: 6/13/2004 9:13:14 PM EDT
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That's some good shit. I LIKE it!!
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Posted: 6/13/2004 9:22:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/13/2004 9:56:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/14/2004 4:29:38 AM EDT
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This is funny stuff!
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Posted: 6/14/2004 7:26:56 AM EDT
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bump! Too good to keep off the first page.
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Posted: 6/15/2004 6:49:36 AM EDT
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Top
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Posted: 6/15/2004 6:58:19 AM EDT
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Don't you have a job! 
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Posted: 6/15/2004 7:02:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2004 7:03:11 AM EDT
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I'm OK with that, as long as he doesn't use his sergeancy or mayoral authority to force anybody into a tableau vivant. I would definitely attend an action figure show. |
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