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Posted: 7/20/2017 5:27:21 PM EDT
In one corner we have sword collecting neckbeards.  In the other we have menstrual blood painting land whales.  Both refuse to believe the realities of their value and capability.  Standards need to be lowered and crotch gravy swapped.  Otherwise these misearable cunts are going to keep causing problems for the rest of us.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:28:24 PM EDT
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What?  Why on earth would you suggest that they procreate.. and if only for recreation that they possibility might be that they spawn.  

It's no sweat off of anyone's back, just ignore them and keep winning.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:29:17 PM EDT
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When two ugly people bang they make hot daughters for some weird reason
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:29:45 PM EDT
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I don't think I want the shallow end of the gene pool procreating
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:29:46 PM EDT
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Tinder not working out for you?
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:31:06 PM EDT
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Hey I like swords!  Not so much with the other stuff.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:31:09 PM EDT
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I thought that that's what beer was for...
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:31:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:31:53 PM EDT
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Most of the time this is correct.....
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:32:08 PM EDT
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In one corner we have sword collecting neckbeards.  In the other we have menstrual blood painting land whales.  Both refuse to believe the realities of their value and capability.  Standards need to be lowered and crotch gravy swapped.  Otherwise these misearable cunts are going to keep causing problems for the rest of us.
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What?
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:33:02 PM EDT
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No, that's not even remotely true.  Go to wal-mart and report back.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:34:45 PM EDT
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I have worked with some seriously nasty people and some amazingly beautiful people.

Ironically, is the nasty ones that are always getting laid.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:39:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:41:13 PM EDT
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For real, that may have happened a time or two but is by nooooooo means the rule
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:41:44 PM EDT
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In one corner we have sword collecting neckbeards.  In the other we have menstrual blood painting land whales.  Both refuse to believe the realities of their value and capability.  Standards need to be lowered and crotch gravy swapped.  Otherwise these misearable cunts are going to keep causing problems for the rest of us.
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That is exactly why we are in the mess now. They should be sterilized.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:44:13 PM EDT
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In one corner we have sword collecting neckbeards.  In the other we have menstrual blood painting land whales.  Both refuse to believe the realities of their value and capability.  Standards need to be lowered and crotch gravy swapped.  Otherwise these misearable cunts are going to keep causing problems for the rest of us.
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You seem to have a mighty high opinion of yourself, there, sport.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:45:34 PM EDT
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i'm literally heading out the door to iaido class as soon as i hit 'submit', and i can't wait to see where this thread goes.



Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:45:44 PM EDT
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It is a pretty thin veneer.    The fish mongers daughter will always be the daughter of the fish mongers wife.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:45:54 PM EDT
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Seems like everyone I know that are/having kids are people who shouldn't be having kids. 10yrs ago (HS and College friends) not the case, people I know now, yeah no.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:46:33 PM EDT
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No they make trashy daughters, which only stay hot til 25.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:49:19 PM EDT
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No they make trashy daughters, which only stay hot til 25.
Then blow-up like a thanksgiving day float...


I only see people from where I grew up in WV every few years... but it is TERRIFYING what the girls turned into...
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 5:55:24 PM EDT
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You seem to have a mighty high opinion of yourself, there, sport.
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I never said I wasn't ugly.   But I am getting laid... mostly.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 6:00:21 PM EDT
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pretty easy to get down when your standards are LLLOOOWWW.....     just sayin....    
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 6:03:54 PM EDT
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There is this guy "Dr. Darwin" that had this idea. You really need to take a quick look at it. 
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 6:04:49 PM EDT
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That's been my observation as well. It's a mystery that.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 6:05:38 PM EDT
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I used to love that skit. I also use the song all the time. Someone bitches about someone they dated or not being able to find someone, and then I sing "Looooowered expectaaaations" 
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 6:06:10 PM EDT
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OP nails it.

Fat ugly "Instagram models" deserve only the richest athletes.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 6:12:12 PM EDT
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OP nails it.

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That goes both ways.  I had a few bros in the HS/college days that would go years without pussy because their standards were way above their capabilities.  And some of them got real bitter.  I imagine most feminists have similar stories about scoring with dudes.

Like Al Bundy looking back at his 6 touchdowns in one game, these guys would look back at the one time they drunk banged an 8 or 9.  Thats not happening again fellas.
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 6:15:45 PM EDT
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Yeah, these women need to lower their standards!!!



Link Posted: 7/20/2017 6:28:09 PM EDT
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22ndPNI
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 6:35:24 PM EDT
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How many replica swords did you pick up at the last anime convention OP?
Link Posted: 7/20/2017 6:44:31 PM EDT
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I don't believe Charles Darwin ever earned either the MD or the PhD.

Maybe I missed it.
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