Because I can't answer all the IMs....

Get your official site issued callsign. One per customer. No choices. No trades. No re-dos for participants of last threads.

I have already issued 1,200 of these in last threads so be patient while I make sure there aren't dupes. I will try to do 50 or so. No bitching because all the good names are gone (they ARE.). Thread can lock at any time.



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Damn, "hardon" is already taken.  

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