I have 11 cats, 8 of which are outdoors hunter/killers.
Not once have I paid for a haircut. I cut it myself or get my mother to do it.
I sold my AR before I joined arfcom. I didn't get another one until last Sept.
My ex wife used to "accidentally" flash my male family members.
I give my animals odd, and at times, humorous names. The vet always get a laugh out of them.