Text messages sent to the wrong person

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Posted: 11/28/2015 5:39:13 PM EDT

Let's hear your best.
I just sent "Lets Marvin Gaye and get it on " to my kid. She hasn't responded, I don't think she's gonna.

Posted: 11/28/2015 5:45:09 PM EDT

[#1]

My wife got a cartoon picture of a penis wearing a cape from some random number

. I texted him wrong number and he got offended because I "wasn't nice to him" or so,e crap. All I said was wrong number

.

Posted: 11/28/2015 5:58:26 PM EDT

[#2]

Some lady accused me of not paying the mortgage.

I told her the money will be better spent on breast augmentation.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:04:01 PM EDT

[#3]

I got a text asking me why I wasn't at the party yet with an upper peninsula area code, thus it was likely in a smaller town with one McDonald's. I convinced them that my car was broke at McD's and they should come pick me up.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:04:28 PM EDT

[#4]

Sent inappropriate messages to my boss. Awkward

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:05:50 PM EDT

[#5]

I have a 16yo step daughter that HAD her phone number linked to her Facebook.
There were over 40 guys in their 20s and beyond that sent text saying "hey" just hoping she would respond, and thankfully she didn't.
But one sent a "hi I think your beautiful" text while I had her phone. I sent him a picture of my gut and said aww thanks, he replied are you fucking gay, I asked if he was offering and he never replied back.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:07:46 PM EDT

[#6]

I got this a week ago:

"Hey chula its Christy My Sister you where going to be at Terri's"

After I wiped the

off my face, I responded:

"Sup baby. I'm at the doctor. Thinks I'm pregnant."

Got no response, lol.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:10:18 PM EDT

[#7]

Some ghetto girl had my number a few years before I bought my phone, so I get calls and texts from:

Collection agents on some rental furniture

Bunch of fat black women who try to pick me up because I'm white

Angry Mexican dudes

I can't recall the name they always asked for, but I just started fucking with them.

The best and easiest was: "Where's my money?"

Usually never heard from the person after that.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:13:34 PM EDT

[#8]

A couple weeks ago, I sent 1 by mistake to a customer. I thought I was sending it to my wife

Fortunately, it wasn't 1 of those!!

And I get along pretty well with him.

Me: I'm leaving as soon as I take a leak.

Him: That's nice.

Me: Shit.

Him: Well, which is it?

Me: I'm multi-tasking.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:21:04 PM EDT

[#9]

A lady at work sent a text to the wrong number last week. It was a drawing of a turkey, but a hole was cut in the paper below the turkey's mouth, and some guy's balls were the gobbler.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:24:10 PM EDT

[#10]

I sent a photo of a naked fat guy (with his junk out) dressed as Santa to a totally wrong number. They replied back, "who is this?"

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:25:22 PM EDT

[#11]

I like to respond with, "I hid the body like you told me to".

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:28:19 PM EDT

[#12]

This was texted to me recently.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:29:47 PM EDT

[#13]

Quote History

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I got a text asking me why I wasn't at the party yet with an upper peninsula area code, thus it was likely in a smaller town with one McDonald's. I convinced them that my car was broke at McD's and they should come pick me up.

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ha!

I never get cool wrong IMs. Just dumb stuff that I delete

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:31:15 PM EDT

[#14]

Got a text: "Just relaxing and enjoying a cocktail"

So I reply, "Let's get naked and do the same thing we did the other night."

"Who the fuck is this? I'm a DUDE"

"I'm a dude too"

"Why did you send me that?"

"Why did you send ME that?"

"Good point"

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:32:11 PM EDT

[#15]

Got a text message from an unknown number once that said "swirls". Nothing more.

Got another one from an unknown number asking if I wanted to meet up at Taco Bell in an hour. Of course I do.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:32:19 PM EDT

[#16]

Quote History

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A couple weeks ago, I sent 1 by mistake to a customer. I thought I was sending it to my wife

Fortunately, it wasn't 1 of those!!

And I get along pretty well with him.
Me: I'm leaving as soon as I take a leak.

Him: That's nice.

Me: Shit.

Him: Well, which is it?

Me: I'm multi-tasking.

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Posted: 11/28/2015 6:34:08 PM EDT

[#17]

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http://http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc520/sel366/f2fa81c21e447d34290449780f905fe2_zps5cf4378f.jpg

This was texted to me recently.

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And?!?!

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:38:39 PM EDT

[#18]

I was texting my wife one day and a customer simultaneously. I sent a text to customer accidentally asking my wife "if we were still meeting at x for dinner after work"

He replied "No".

So I went home.

About an hour later my wife called and asked WTF I was

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:38:43 PM EDT

[#19]

Not to the wrong person but sent my wife this to tell her I was back at work.

"Just got bj"

The phone auto corrected "bk"

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:43:17 PM EDT

[#20]

I sent "I love you" to a guy I worked with once. It was meant for the wife.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:43:18 PM EDT

[#21]

I was dealing with some issues between a client and his daughter who had all but stolen his car... Anyway I meant to send him "What's your daughters full name and address?" But I sent it to my boss somehow on accident

. My bosses daughter is 17

.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:46:24 PM EDT

[#22]

I got a new iphone when I changed jobs/employers this spring. I started getting facebook alerts and text messages to some woman every day. Turns out the woman had died last year, and her batty daughter buried her cell phone with her, and she would send her deceased mother messages every day. About every little inane thing going on.
Even some of her friends thought what she was doing was creepy.
Had to go into FB and delink the phone number

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:50:03 PM EDT

[#23]

Some wannabe Latin playboy has a number close to mine. I routinely get cussed out in Spanish for either standing them up or disappearing. I got one a year or so back that was about a five message long rent for getting her sister knocked up and bailing.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:53:47 PM EDT

[#24]

My MIL got a dick pic by accident once, luckily she didn't have my number saved and never figured out it was me.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:54:15 PM EDT

[#25]

My wife got one from a guy looking to buy drugs. He wouldn't believe he had the wrong number. Finally he realizes he has the wrong area code but still came back for more abuse.

I had to open up a can of Drill Sergeant on his butt.

Posted: 11/28/2015 6:56:32 PM EDT

[#26]

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My MIL got a dick pic by accident once, luckily she didn't have my number saved and never figured out it was me.

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That part is questionable

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:03:21 PM EDT

[#27]

My sister inadvertently texted me a nude selfie.

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Posted: 11/28/2015 7:03:52 PM EDT

[#28]

Quote History

Quoted:

My wife got one from a guy looking to buy drugs. He wouldn't believe he had the wrong number. Finally he realizes he has the wrong area code but still came back for more abuse.

I had to open up a can of Drill Sergeant on his butt.

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Should have told him to come on over.

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:04:08 PM EDT

[#29]

This has nothing to do with this topic. I think I need glasses I just stormed into the female bathroom at McDonald's and took a piss. Halfway done pissing I thought, there are no urinal's, I knew I had fucked up.

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:05:02 PM EDT

[#30]

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My sister inadvertently texted me a nude selfie.

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Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't your Mom.

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:06:26 PM EDT

[#31]

Here is the last "wrong number" text I received. Its funny when they just roll with it.

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:11:09 PM EDT

[#32]

I got about 87 calls from people looking for Consuela. They stopped after I started saying I gave her to La Migra.

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:15:48 PM EDT

[#33]

I get some strange ones from time to time.

This Hispanic lady wanted dog pics.

And this aircraft mechanic was convinced that I'm his co worker.

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:17:11 PM EDT

[#34]

Yup!

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1716815_A_girl_with_obvious_Daddy_issues_started_texting_me_today.html

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:20:44 PM EDT

[#35]

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I sent "I love you" to a guy I worked with once. It was meant for the wife.

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Yours or his?

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:24:31 PM EDT

[#36]

Quote History

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My sister inadvertently texted me a nude selfie.

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Posted: 11/28/2015 7:27:03 PM EDT

[#37]

I got a text with a pic a few months ago of a topless girl, the text said "You like?" Of course I said "Hell Yeah"... then she realized she had sent it to the wrong number

And yeah, I kept that pic!

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:35:38 PM EDT

[#38]

A couple years ago I was heading home and texted the SO what I couldn't wait to do to her when I got home.

A few minutes later one of the moms from my sons cubscout pack politely told me that her husband wouldn't approve and that hopefully the text was supposed to go to someone else

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:44:47 PM EDT

[#39]

Got a topless selfie as a wrong number.

Was out drinking with friends and someone called to invite her out. Her mom said she couldnt take calls on a school night.....oops

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:46:05 PM EDT

[#40]

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My sister inadvertently texted me a nude selfie.

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Well, how was it? I wanna see

Posted: 11/28/2015 7:59:23 PM EDT

[#41]

Yeah, was texting a friend and my husband at the same time one day and kept answering her when I meant to answer him. Never sent anything questionable to anyone.

Posted: 11/28/2015 8:13:12 PM EDT

[#42]

Quote History

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This has nothing to do with this topic. I think I need glasses I just stormed into the female bathroom at McDonald's and took a piss. Halfway done pissing I thought, there are no urinal's, I knew I had fucked up.

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Lmbo! I had a friend who did that. Luckily the only person in there was his wife

Posted: 11/28/2015 8:14:44 PM EDT

[#43]

Quote History

Quoted:
My wife got a cartoon picture of a penis wearing a cape from some random number

. I texted him wrong number and he got offended because I "wasn't nice to him" or so,e crap. All I said was wrong number

.

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Should have told him that you don't get out of bed for anything under 3 inches.

All I ever get are messages of, "your loan has been approved!" for the previous owner of my number and random scam texts.

Although... there is my old tracfone. I only use it for emergencies because my real phone doesn't have reception in the work parking lot. I was tired of telemarketers so I decided, "fuck it... rick roll them!" Yep. I played the first verse & refrain into the phone for my greeting. It sounds like shit.

Posted: 11/28/2015 8:27:03 PM EDT

[#44]

Quote History

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My sister inadvertently texted me a nude selfie.

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awkward

Posted: 11/28/2015 8:30:57 PM EDT

[#45]

Quote History

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I have a 16yo step daughter that HAD her phone number linked to her Facebook.
There were over 40 guys in their 20s and beyond that sent text saying "hey" just hoping she would respond, and thankfully she didn't.
But one sent a "hi I think your beautiful" text while I had her phone. I sent him a picture of my gut and said aww thanks, he replied are you fucking gay, I asked if he was offering and he never replied back.

View Quote

Posted: 11/28/2015 8:33:08 PM EDT

[#46]

Quote History

Quoted:
Some wannabe Latin playboy has a number close to mine. I routinely get cussed out in Spanish for either standing them up or disappearing. I got one a year or so back that was about a five message long rent for getting her sister knocked up and bailing.

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When I was still working, I'd get angry calls on the message machine in Spanish. I'd call one of the Latinos in and he'd translate for me. The guy was pissed and warned that if I didn't leave him alone, he'd f*cked me up real bad.

Posted: 11/28/2015 8:35:07 PM EDT

[#47]

Never texts, but a LOT of hang ups when I answer "Michigan State Police, this is Mitchell".

Last week some trashy sounding chic apparently didn't listen all the way through.

Her: Hey is Louis there?
Me: I think you have the wrong number, Ma'am.
Her: Nuh-uh... I'm looking for Louis.
Me: Ma'am, this is a Michigan State Police Forensic Science Division telephone number.
Her: (pause) Nuh-uh!! ... (another pause) Are you joking around?
Me: No, Ma'am.
*click*

Last year a trooper made a drug bust when somebody texted him asking if he still wanted to buy some weed!