Sometimes I put recyclables in with regular garbage.

I turn on every last electrical thing I own on Earth day - all day.  Other than that, the first rule of fight club is, you don't talk about fight club.

According to a number of previous threads, while I am not a practitioner, there are some ARFCOM members who are passive-aggressively, and silently flatulent.

I too, good sir, have mulled over this form of rebellion.

he hasn't scraped off the Al Gore sticker, so probably not for some time yet.

hear! hear!

the census is especially good for this. (not that _I_ would do that. it's illegal.)

link to softcopy for printing ?

you are doing God's work. thank you.

I go out of my way to not recycle.

Fight the power!

I go out of my way to not recycle.

Fight the power!

I used propper grammer.

you little apostaticus, you.

Where the laws are tolerable, I tolerate them. Where they are intolerable, I break them.

To put it another way - my interest in the law is limited solely to understanding the potential consequences of my actions. I feel absolutely no duty to obey the whims of another merely because they assert authority to force them upon me.

When someone told me to leave a place because I was barefoot and shirtless I went outside and put on a shirt and shoes and returned with no pants on.

True story.

Is this honestly a real thing?

Piss in the kitchen sink ......................

I use a 2 stroke lawn mower.
FTEPA!

Yep

I don't wash my hands after bowel movements and the shake hands with unsuspecting victims

Today is August 2, 2015.

You officially with the internet for today.

Job well done.

Recently, I've been surreptitiously hanging gold and


silver chains and jewelry items inconspicuously from


tree branches in parks.


Have also been "dropping" coins and dollar bills along


the places where my dog walks me.




Not too many; just a few for folks to find. They always


get found.




Littering, I know.....but sometime you've gotsta


do what you've gotsta do.



 

Keep buying and shooting evil guns to piss off the anti-gun people, muhaha!!

 

You are new to this whole internet thing, aren't you?

Don't knock it, it is delicious!

I am starving the beast.

I'm growing a small plot of sweet corn in my back yard.

It's called Use Tax.  Every state has it.  Compliance is largely voluntary ('cause they don't have a way to enforce it, yet.)



 

I take every opportunity available to explain to employees exactly what effects the various laws enacted by the people in office have on their employment, compensation, and job security.

Why can't I be more lenient on granting excused absences?  Because the people you elected enacted laws forcing me to abide by specific procedures for specific work absences that guarantee you the right to be gone from work for those specific reasons.  Because the state unemployment benefits office is a crap shoot on awarding benefits to people fired with cause for excessive absenteeism, regardless of how well documented it is.

Why can't I be more lenient on safety practices that limit your ability to do your job?  Because government agencies require it.  Even though they're never interested in investigating an actual accident when one occurs, and solely use it as a purpose to scan the facility for every minor infraction unrelated to the actual incident to generate revenue for their agency.

Why are your health premiums going up and why is the company putting that price increase on the employees?  Because health insurance expenses continue to rise every year, due to a myriad of reasons both political and otherwise, because Obamacare forces me to consider employees who are hurt outside of work "disabled" and I have to find light duty work for them to do, which is rarely if ever anything but make work and because our profit margins are already so thin, taking on any more expense would essentially eliminate any chance that your profit sharing check would ever come back.

Why can't I walk out onto the shop floor and give everyone a $100 bill for a great week/month/whatever anymore like we used to do?  Because the laws enacted by your representatives prevent me from giving any bonus of any monetary value without first giving you the option to have a 401k contribution deducted from the bonus, and the administrative costs of doing that mean that it's not even worth the effort to do, which is part of the reason we eliminated all of the various incentive bonus programs in favor of the single profit sharing program.

Why does my flex savings account not roll over year to year?  Because your representatives are assholes and have no concept of what dealing with rising healthcare costs is like for someone like you given that they have a Cadillac plan themselves and are exempt from Obamacare.

Why are you giving me a written warning for this little mistake?  Why is it such a big deal?  Because the system that's been created over the years is so blatantly anti-employer that I need reams of documentation to justify any action I take to get rid of an employee and protect the company from retribution, civil or otherwise, that even though you're a pretty good employee and will likely never get into a position like I described, I can't afford to take the chance.

Etc.

Every piece of employer regulation put into place in an effort to "protect" employees also further limits my ability to treat you like an adult, reward you for going above and beyond, hinders our operations ability to be profitable, and requires increased man hours spent on assuring compliance rather than actually resolving problems.

I would never do anything that the .gov didn't want me to do.

http://www.ar15.com/mobile/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1772547&page=3




 


 

Missed that one.

Thanks bcm!

Pretty much this.  

Oh, and I too have been known to pee outside.

I may or may not be the guy that places those stickers that say " PRESS BUTTON FOR A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA" on the hand blow dryer machines in restrooms all over central Fl.



Edit. I am such a fukkin Renegade. I just drove the 4 blocks to the minimart and back sans seatbelt!

Not sure how following the law makes you guys rebels.

And sometimes, just to be reeeeeeeeeeeaaaallllyyy edgy, I use the (*gasp!* ) non-politically correct term for black people.

I wear black soled shoes on the basketball court.

I vote for the worst choice in arfcom polls to fuck up the numbers.

You bastard!

Im going to make it rain in Tampa for 30 and 30 nights and ruin every thing, on day 22 now....

eta...proof ....8 more days to go

I put my regular garbage in with the recycling.

I'll be home from the west coast on Tuesday, I'm bringing the hot dry desert air with me!

I definitely do this