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Link Posted: 1/29/2015 2:30:46 AM EDT
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Please tell me that John Travolta took you to the hangar
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You don't know Tom Cruise?
I have even seen his P-51 Mustang.

Please tell me that John Travolta took you to the hangar

I don't get the joke but he keeps it at Whiteman Airport (KHWP) and its a beauty of a plane. Never got a ride in the plane though
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 2:31:29 AM EDT
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Little Pony.
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I married the town Carousel Princess
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Nope.  Crazier!  And her eyes show it.
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I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to.  One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film.  One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint:  Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you).

They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me.

Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing.


You banged screetch

Melody Rodgers, maybe? What a GILF!
 


Nope.  Crazier!  And her eyes show it.


Anne Heche.


...s'pose that explains why she's a lesbian now.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 2:39:26 AM EDT
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none that are famous yet but one that is trying her hardest to make it that way.  she is currently in Nashville trying to make it big.  she is an amazing singer and has an amazing ass.  her first name is maggie
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none that are famous yet but one that is trying her hardest to make it that way.  she is currently in Nashville trying to make it big.  she is an amazing singer and has an amazing ass.  her first name is maggie
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Maggie Koerner?
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 2:44:02 AM EDT
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Without pics, this thread did not happen
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This 13er delivered pics.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 2:51:46 AM EDT
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I slept with a porn star.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 3:00:54 AM EDT
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I'm sure everyone has heard of her. She's a pretty big deal. Mrs Rosy Palm.

J-
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Well say and let it raise!
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 3:07:28 AM EDT
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Stop sending her your picture
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Link Posted: 1/29/2015 3:07:35 AM EDT
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I dated a chick who was #1 on the St. John's County most wanted list.

I didn't know that when we started dating.... She was absolutely crazy, but she still treated me pretty damn well. No complaints.
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No.  I fo'd before he tried to stab me!!!


Lark Voorhies?

About her, as we were getting to know one another, she was showing me some family pictures then decided to show me one of her ex-fiance David.  It was David Schwimmer...all of this was when he was starring in Friends.  She later was wooed by Ed O' Neil which I thought was weird since he was twice her age (she was still in her late 20s and he was about 60).  After me, she fell off the deep end and hooked up with Jesse Jackson Jr.  Yeah, she was a hot mess...
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I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to.  One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film.  One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint:  Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you).

They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me.

Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing.


You banged screetch


No.  I fo'd before he tried to stab me!!!


Lark Voorhies?

About her, as we were getting to know one another, she was showing me some family pictures then decided to show me one of her ex-fiance David.  It was David Schwimmer...all of this was when he was starring in Friends.  She later was wooed by Ed O' Neil which I thought was weird since he was twice her age (she was still in her late 20s and he was about 60).  After me, she fell off the deep end and hooked up with Jesse Jackson Jr.  Yeah, she was a hot mess...

Link Posted: 1/29/2015 3:21:47 AM EDT
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Morgan Fairchild.........................................................
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Went to high school with and banged a well-known actress. She is famous for having herpes (not my doing).





Had a threesome with a local news anchorwoman and her girlfriend.






Pretty well-known female golfer, good looking. Made par on hole 1, 2 AND 3.






Or maybe it's all bullshit.






 
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 3:52:59 AM EDT
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My wife.

Everyone in our family knows who she is!
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 3:59:41 AM EDT
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Her corpse?
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:02:53 AM EDT
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Stop sending her your picture

But I play guitar
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Ok, PM me your digits
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:39:25 AM EDT
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Didn't bang, but I went out with a Suicide Girl a couple of times. We ended up being friends. She's fat now
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 4:43:23 AM EDT
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I dated for awhile a Canadian girl from 24.  She has been in other things and she sure was good.  She kinda got f'd up after I broke it off and she hasn't been the same since.  We still talk about once or twice a week and I think I am the only thing keeping her from going truly insane.  I grew up in SoCal and have dated and been friends with many well known if not famous people, but this one is probably the most famous at this moment.  
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I could answer this but no one would believe me and I don't kiss and tell.  Lets just say she is a very high profile actress now.  We dated for a good while before going our separate ways.  I wish her nothing but the bst.
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Was it Remmy LaCroix?
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Not sure, but there was one girl who probably ended up in the paper eventually for being murdered by her crazy boyfriend.

She disappeared and I stopped checking for reports after a while.


Link Posted: 1/29/2015 5:03:21 AM EDT
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myself?
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  Maggie Koerner?
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none that are famous yet but one that is trying her hardest to make it that way.  she is currently in Nashville trying to make it big.  she is an amazing singer and has an amazing ass.  her first name is maggie

  Maggie Koerner?


Did she go to Potomac Day School?
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 6:22:34 AM EDT
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I banged this totally gorgeous, super-rich, A-list actress like a dozen times, and then just dumped her.  She begged me for the D for like months after that.  I was all, nah, been there, boring.  I wish I could say more, but gentleman's code and all that.
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I banged this totally gorgeous, super-rich, A-list actress like a dozen times, and then just dumped her.  She begged me for the D for like months after that.  I was all, nah, been there, boring.  I wish I could say more, but gentleman's code and all that.
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Are you John Travolta?
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 6:47:09 AM EDT
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a girl that was a local news reporter here gave me a handjob one night at her apartment. she got fired for selling autographed memorabilia that she got from interviewing people and now apparently works in Jacksonville, Fl (thanks to google)
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 6:59:40 AM EDT
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Im here just to +1 post count, do t mind me...
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 7:06:03 AM EDT
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My wife, Morgan Fairchild.
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I slept with a porn star.
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Johnny "The Wad" Holmes or "Long Dong" Silver?

Pitching or catching?
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 7:07:03 AM EDT
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People tell me my ex was getting around a lot while we were dating.  I don't know exactly what they mean by that but i would assume she met a lot of people on her travels. I found it odd that she never invited me on any of these trips. Maybe her reluctance to spend that time with me was why it didn't work between us.
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no shit



this reminds me off how all everyone makes their GFs  have gusher orgasms.   they all have 14 inch dicks.  get pussy at the drop of a hat.  make 100,000K a year  have no debt and own their own homes and are ready to retire at age 30



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Wow!  You guys have fucked some really famous chicks!

So far we have the following names on the list:

An Actress
A Politician
A Musician
A Cheerleader



 

but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol








no shit



this reminds me off how all everyone makes their GFs  have gusher orgasms.   they all have 14 inch dicks.  get pussy at the drop of a hat.  make 100,000K a year  have no debt and own their own homes and are ready to retire at age 30





I have a 5.5 inch penis, the only time my girlfriend gets wet is when i spit on her, and after tax I'll clear about 35k this year.  I am the ARFCOM 1%.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 7:14:45 AM EDT
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I have a 5.5 inch penis, the only time my girlfriend gets wet is when i spit on her, and after tax I'll clear about 35k this year.  I am the ARFCOM 1%.
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Wow!  You guys have fucked some really famous chicks!

So far we have the following names on the list:

An Actress
A Politician
A Musician
A Cheerleader



 

but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol








no shit



this reminds me off how all everyone makes their GFs  have gusher orgasms.   they all have 14 inch dicks.  get pussy at the drop of a hat.  make 100,000K a year  have no debt and own their own homes and are ready to retire at age 30





I have a 5.5 inch penis, the only time my girlfriend gets wet is when i spit on her, and after tax I'll clear about 35k this year.  I am the ARFCOM 1%.


Umm.. you can see your penis? Welcome to the .04%    
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Umm.. you can see your penis? Welcome to the .04%    
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Wow!  You guys have fucked some really famous chicks!

So far we have the following names on the list:

An Actress
A Politician
A Musician
A Cheerleader



 

but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol








no shit



this reminds me off how all everyone makes their GFs  have gusher orgasms.   they all have 14 inch dicks.  get pussy at the drop of a hat.  make 100,000K a year  have no debt and own their own homes and are ready to retire at age 30





I have a 5.5 inch penis, the only time my girlfriend gets wet is when i spit on her, and after tax I'll clear about 35k this year.  I am the ARFCOM 1%.


Umm.. you can see your penis? Welcome to the .04%    


Holy fuck you both get 20000000 internets!
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 7:21:23 AM EDT
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The most famous chick I've slept with was in the last 2 months, and she was B list famous in the 2000s on a TV show and actually has an Emmy for her role.

I'm 25, she is near 40. When I told my mom I had a date with a near 40 year old, she looked at me funny. When I told her the character she played on TV, my mom knew exactly who she was, and asked me to meet her haha.  

I am not revealing who, because we have plans to hang out again, but she's not famous anymore. Just owns a small company, down to earth, hot older chick.

Raise the flag if you'd like, I'm gonna raise my flag into her until she breaks my heart.... and then I'll post pics

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no shit



this reminds me off how all everyone makes their GFs  have gusher orgasms.   they all have 14 inch dicks.  get pussy at the drop of a hat.  make 100,000K a year  have no debt and own their own homes and are ready to retire at age 30



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Wow!  You guys have fucked some really famous chicks!

So far we have the following names on the list:

An Actress
A Politician
A Musician
A Cheerleader



 

but but no names because the bullshit flag would be raised or "i don't kiss and tell" or whatever bs excuse lol








no shit



this reminds me off how all everyone makes their GFs  have gusher orgasms.   they all have 14 inch dicks.  get pussy at the drop of a hat.  make 100,000K a year  have no debt and own their own homes and are ready to retire at age 30





Can't retire at 30 with only 100k/ year
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 7:26:09 AM EDT
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Not a household name or face, but Miss Kansas State and Mrs. Iowa.  She's the best cook I've ever known, accurately shot full-power loads from my Super Redhawk, and is one of the friendliest, kindest and most down-to-earth human beings walking on this rock.    
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Not a household name or face, but Miss Kansas State and Mrs. Iowa.  She's the best cook I've ever known, accurately shot full-power loads from my Super Redhawk, and is one of the friendliest, kindest and most down-to-earth human beings walking on this rock.    
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What a pious thing to name your penis.
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Stop sending her your picture



Lulz
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 7:36:21 AM EDT
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My first was Miss December 1981. I was 16 and she was ho hot! Oh you mean actually slept with...
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Bill Cosby.

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You too? That makes us Eskimo brothers
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You too? That makes us Eskimo brothers


I'll post my conquests on My Face.
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I was an actor for many years. There's a couple of ladies everyone here would know, and many have fapped to.  One was on Saved By the Bell, one in a Mel Gibson film.  One I turned down happens to be one of the craziest actresses in history (a hint:  Harrison Ford costar)...and also one of the hottest (of the 80s mind you).



They are just like everyone else...they want to be loved, just like you and me.



Those days are long gone now...which is not a bad thing.




You banged screetch


Melody Rodgers, maybe? What a GILF!

 




Nope.  Crazier!  And her eyes show it.
was she recently on Dancing with the Stars?

 
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:06:50 AM EDT
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My wife, Mickey Zucker Reichert.
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A Miss ______ State University who went on to be Miss (Insert that state here).  I never found her absolutely gorgeous mostly because every time I was with her we were both shitfaced.
Link Posted: 1/29/2015 9:15:46 AM EDT
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A Vicky C's designer. Yes she wore the good stuff all the time. It wasn't worth listening to her self absorbed, liberal B.S. when I wasn't banging her.

I once banged her in a hammock in a suburban back yard in the early evening. We were drunk on wine and didn't care. A most difficult platform to bang from to be sure.
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No one that is known outside of very small town fame.
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I accidentally brushed shoulders with Robert Conrad as I stepped away from, and he stepped up to, a hotel registration desk in Dallas a couple or three decades ago.  Sorry, that's the best I've got.
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