Sorry for wasting bandwidth, but I had to share this short joke.
I have a good buddy a few states away who is ready to retire from the Navy after 20 years service. He is a Nuclear Techician, who repairs power plants and has spent many moons in various subs. Anyway.. we were chitchatting over the net about guns last night. I told him about my latest purchase, and he promptly told me that his gun was bigger than my gun. I replied that it isn't nearly as mobile as mine is.
He comes back with "It doesn't have to be. All I need is to know what state you are in."
Checkmate.