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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:20:56 PM EDT
Went as a slutty pirate queen this year, may go as Trannie Oakley next year. Also MAC pro artists are awesome; just hand them your credit card and tell them to make you hot and damned if they won't.
Also disregard the message in the fist pic, I was trolling the shit out of another forum with my pics. 
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:24:08 PM EDT
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so are you a dude?
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:25:29 PM EDT
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In.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:26:42 PM EDT
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im confused. should i hit it or not hit it?
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:28:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:29:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:30:19 PM EDT
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Trolling for dates?
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:30:51 PM EDT
[#7]
Tell us more
Blame it on the beer later  
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:32:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:33:22 PM EDT
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Its a trap!!!
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:34:47 PM EDT
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so are you a dude? Fuck yeah dude. 
I'm on the right, in more of a grizzled mode. 
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:34:58 PM EDT
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Not guilty...
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:35:24 PM EDT
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so are you a dude? If he is, he sure does have a fine set of moobs.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:36:18 PM EDT
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If he is, her sure does have a fine set of moobs. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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so are you a dude? If he is, her sure does have a fine set of moobs. Athletic tape and a push up bra, along with some artful contouring can do wonders. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:38:15 PM EDT
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You pull that off far too naturally
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:38:35 PM EDT
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I wound up dragging my grandkids the last three blocks, does that count?
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:38:46 PM EDT
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Athletic tape and a push up bra, along with some artful contouring can do wonders. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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so are you a dude? If he is, he sure does have a fine set of moobs. Athletic tape and a push up bra, along with some artful contouring can do wonders. Yeah, it sure had me wondering. Those titties. They are, like: "POW, HERE ARE SOME FINE TITTIES!"
<---Reminds self to be EXTREMELY careful with bar pickups. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:40:11 PM EDT
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You pull that off far too naturally If your not already gay, I think you really want to be gay. LOL I went down to the Castro district, I think I was the only heterosexual conservative for 2 square miles. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:40:28 PM EDT
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so are you a dude? He's definitely passable. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:41:12 PM EDT
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Looks like you enjoyed that a lil too much
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:43:32 PM EDT
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So, did you replicate the goatse in your avatar that night?
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:43:53 PM EDT
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I went as an ugly woman. No way I can pull off a pretty one.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:44:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:47:05 PM EDT
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Looks like you enjoyed that a lil too much Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile No kidding. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:47:49 PM EDT
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OP looks like a disturbingly convincing woman.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:49:26 PM EDT
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rawr
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:50:17 PM EDT
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Just stay away from me bro
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:50:57 PM EDT
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Id hit it.....
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:51:00 PM EDT
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Like you needed Halloween as an excuse to cross dress.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:52:40 PM EDT
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rawr Ironic screen name is surprising. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:53:04 PM EDT
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wait... so is the other person in the third pic, red top a dude too
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:55:49 PM EDT
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Pickle surprise !
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Posted: 11/2/2014 12:57:40 PM EDT
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OP, if you play this right, you could make $1000/night and quit your day job.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:01:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, if you play this right, you could make $1000/night and quit your day job. You offering?
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:05:03 PM EDT
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OP, just FYI...
That tranny standing next to you in pic three? It wants to slip you the shenis. Just sayin. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:05:25 PM EDT
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LOL I went down to the Castro district, I think I was the only heterosexual .... Yeah..... Sorry I'm just not buying that.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:05:33 PM EDT
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Yeah, it sure had me wondering. Those titties. They are, like: "POW, HERE ARE SOME FINE TITTIES!"
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so are you a dude? If he is, he sure does have a fine set of moobs. Athletic tape and a push up bra, along with some artful contouring can do wonders. Yeah, it sure had me wondering. Those titties. They are, like: "POW, HERE ARE SOME FINE TITTIES!"
<---Reminds self to be EXTREMELY careful with bar pickups. LOL I had this creepy old black guy hit on me, he was all like "Damn baby! you fine!" and asked to take a picture of me. Then asked if I was a guy because of my voice, but then was like "naw baby your tits are too big!"
Then when we hit the bars I had a fat neckbeard crawl out of his basement and spit some weak game, followed by a Conga line of dorky manlets. I'm mean I'm only 5'8", but these were oompa-loompas. It was loud in there so my voice wasn't really obvious, and I figured with these weirdos "I'm a guy" might not work so well as a shoo off line. So I told them "Honey you have to be this tall to ride this ride" and held my hand a couple inches over their heads. God I can be such a catty bitch, I totally understand why chicks deploy bitch shields.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:06:09 PM EDT
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wait... so is the other person in the third pic, red top a dude too Ha no actually she isn't. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:08:37 PM EDT
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Ha no actually she isn't. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wait... so is the other person in the third pic, red top a dude too Ha no actually she isn't. We can't trust your gender queer anymore |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:09:09 PM EDT
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I wasn't expecting to question my sexuality when I opened this thread.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:09:40 PM EDT
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Hey OP what are your favorite pantyhose?
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:09:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:10:36 PM EDT
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Id hit it..... See, that's why we can't have nice things and dress like a skank for Halloween. Quit turning on the guys in here. BTW, did you go all out and duct tape your wiener to your angus? |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:10:41 PM EDT
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I wasn't expecting to question my sexuality when I opened this thread. So your not going to waste a good boner? |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:13:16 PM EDT
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Damn, OP.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:14:54 PM EDT
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So your not going to waste a good boner? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wasn't expecting to question my sexuality when I opened this thread. So your not going to waste a good boner? 
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:15:22 PM EDT
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Yeah..... Sorry I'm just not buying that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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LOL I went down to the Castro district, I think I was the only heterosexual .... Yeah..... Sorry I'm just not buying that. Don't be hatin'. You know you wish you could star in your own lesbian porn videos.
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:19:54 PM EDT
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Don't be hatin'. You know you wish you could star in your own lesbian porn videos. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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LOL I went down to the Castro district, I think I was the only heterosexual .... Yeah..... Sorry I'm just not buying that. Don't be hatin'. You know you wish you could star in your own lesbian porn videos. Would fap. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:32:08 PM EDT
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Hey OP what are your favorite pantyhose? I dunno some fishnetty things I got at Walgreens. 
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:33:37 PM EDT
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Id hit it..... Like the fist of an angry, but somewhat confused god . . .
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Posted: 11/2/2014 1:33:50 PM EDT
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I dunno some fishnetty things I got at Walgreens. http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/17354564c391a5b5.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hey OP what are your favorite pantyhose? I dunno some fishnetty things I got at Walgreens. http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/17354564c391a5b5.jpg Are those your estrogen pills on the desk?
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