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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:25:25 PM EDT
I'm already feeling deprived.
If my posts increase in the level of anger in the next 6 weeks, you know why. 
update: She's home, feeling ok, and taking it easy. She just told me that it's cool that I get to be the first for her new vag. She's so romantic. 
She did tell me she's jealous that I get a new toy and she doesn't.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:26:31 PM EDT
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That's mighty understanding of you.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:28:05 PM EDT
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Huh.
Jane, please pick up the white courtesy phone... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:29:24 PM EDT
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Been there, done that. It was one of the worst the Dr. had seen. She had endometriosis. Had to cut her wide open to get it all out.
It was actually a good time for me. Wife was very nice for about 3 days then back to normal. But she is better now and we have a better marriage for it. Though no more kids which kind of bums me. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:30:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:30:25 PM EDT
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And you posted it on Arfcom?
Oy. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:30:53 PM EDT
[#6]
 6 weeks... Fuck that ain't shit...
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:30:56 PM EDT
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And you posted it on Arfcom? Oy. I'm sitting in the hospital room bored out of my mind.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:31:13 PM EDT
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6 weeks... Fuck that ain't shit...
Sucks to be you! 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:32:55 PM EDT
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Speaking of which...
try for a jaw baby? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:33:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Did the wife hide your Jergen's out of spite or something?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:34:01 PM EDT
[#11]
The log ride down too?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:36:57 PM EDT
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She didn't have any dental work done did she?
Easy girls ... I keed ... I keed. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:37:55 PM EDT
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best thing to ever happen to mine. no more mood swings, much less crazy, and it brought out the freak
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:39:20 PM EDT
[#14]
Sorry man.
I hope she is feeling better soon. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:39:27 PM EDT
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best thing to ever happen to mine. no more mood swings, much less crazy, and it brought out the freak  really?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:40:06 PM EDT
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Sorry man. I hope she is feeling better soon. She's doing well, surprisingly well. Mentally, she's 100%, bitching a bit about the hospital food, we've had her out of bed 3 times already. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:40:45 PM EDT
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I'm sitting in the hospital room bored out of my mind. No pics of hot nurses? 
Seriously, hope for a speed recovery for her and a condensed time frame for the "Fun Park" opening. Been there seen it done it. Hospital stays do suck. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:41:53 PM EDT
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No pics of hot nurses?
Seriously, hope for a speed recovery for her and a condensed time frame for the "Fun Park" opening. Been there seen it done it. Hospital stays do suck. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm sitting in the hospital room bored out of my mind. No pics of hot nurses?
Seriously, hope for a speed recovery for her and a condensed time frame for the "Fun Park" opening. Been there seen it done it. Hospital stays do suck. She just now got a hot one about 10 minutes ago. The other one was an old bitch.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:43:34 PM EDT
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best thing to ever happen to mine. no more mood swings, much less crazy, and it brought out the freak my mom had a hysterectomy and it was the complete opposite -- she was fucking batshit crazy and incredibly emotionally unstable after it. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:43:41 PM EDT
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She just now got a hot one about 10 minutes ago. The other one was an old bitch. Evening is looking brighter See if she likes chilli with or without beans.
ETA: Continuity |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:46:35 PM EDT
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Huh.
Jane, please pick up the white courtesy phone... Let me know if she doesn't answer and I'll patch you through to someone else who can assist you. Thank you for calling! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:46:39 PM EDT
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pics of the hotter nurse! or f5
I was in an out of the hospital for about 3 months. The late night nurses are the best. all college students working after school.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:49:24 PM EDT
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best thing to ever happen to mine. no more mood swings, much less crazy, and it brought out the freak Right. They're no longer hysterical.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:52:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: really?Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: best thing to ever happen to mine. no more mood swings, much less crazy, and it brought out the freak really? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:54:44 PM EDT
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Have you ask for a BJ yet
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:55:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: More room for fisting. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: best thing to ever happen to mine. no more mood swings, much less crazy, and it brought out the freak really? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:57:37 PM EDT
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The log ride down too? in AR? Never. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:58:13 PM EDT
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Start asking about hormone therapy. For a lot of unfortunate men, the fun park gets closed down and doesn't reopen for the rest of the marriage.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:03:09 PM EDT
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Mine wife had a partial and later had to have the ovaries removed. She takes minimal hormone therapy. Our sex life improved since she no longer has pain during intercourse. I guess I'm luck as she never tells me no.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:03:28 PM EDT
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Start asking about hormone therapy. For a lot of unfortunate men, the fun park gets closed down and doesn't reopen for the rest of the marriage. This. I asked the Doc if she would be bat shit crazy afterwards and the Doc laughed. I went all then
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:04:15 PM EDT
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Backpage for the win!
I kid... I kid
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:05:38 PM EDT
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She's doing well, surprisingly well. Mentally, she's 100%, bitching a bit about the hospital food, we've had her out of bed 3 times already. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sorry man. I hope she is feeling better soon. She's doing well, surprisingly well. Mentally, she's 100%, bitching a bit about the hospital food, we've had her out of bed 3 times already. she will be on light duty as far as lifting for a few weeks, but they had mine up and walking the night of. and told her to pretty much go back to as much normal routine as she felt like after the first week. just avoid lifting. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:05:46 PM EDT
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I'm already feeling deprived. If my posts increase in the level of anger in the next 6 weeks, you know why. say good bye to the sexy time. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:05:53 PM EDT
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Going on 10 years in my house
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:08:06 PM EDT
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my mom had a hysterectomy and it was the complete opposite -- she was fucking batshit crazy and incredibly emotionally unstable after it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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best thing to ever happen to mine. no more mood swings, much less crazy, and it brought out the freak my mom had a hysterectomy and it was the complete opposite -- she was fucking batshit crazy and incredibly emotionally unstable after it. gotta get them hormones regulated. mine had hers all out of whack and this evened her out. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:10:00 PM EDT
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Go get yourself an apple pie Mr Wonderful.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:15:43 PM EDT
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Her mouth still works, doesn't it?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:17:55 PM EDT
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I'm calling Dibs on guns ammo and optics......you're dead meat Mr. Panda.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:20:04 PM EDT
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You guys have any kids?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:22:16 PM EDT
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Start asking about hormone therapy. For a lot of unfortunate men, the fun park gets closed down and doesn't reopen for the rest of the marriage. For a lot of men the fun part closes down soon after the marriage ceremony and never reopens. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:23:33 PM EDT
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Wife had one when she was 19. (cancer) she 55 now. Never had any issues aside from surgical scars binding in her 30's.
Get her a GOOD hormone doc. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:23:37 PM EDT
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You guys have any kids? Not together. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:24:16 PM EDT
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Going on 10 years in my house Dude... why? Why would you stay with someone who won't have sex with you for 10 years? Barring some medical condition that makes it not possible. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:24:35 PM EDT
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For a lot of men the fun part closes down soon after the marriage ceremony and never reopens. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Start asking about hormone therapy. For a lot of unfortunate men, the fun park gets closed down and doesn't reopen for the rest of the marriage. For a lot of men the fun part closes down soon after the marriage ceremony and never reopens. What fun park? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:26:00 PM EDT
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The log ride down too? You fucking owe me a keyboard !!
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:26:17 PM EDT
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Not together. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You guys have any kids? Not together. Well, at least there are some in the picture . Good luck and best wishes for her speedy recovery.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:26:19 PM EDT
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I hope she makes a quick and full recovery.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:26:34 PM EDT
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I'm already feeling deprived. If my posts increase in the level of anger in the next 6 weeks, you know why. Just ask her "Are your lips broke"? 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:27:49 PM EDT
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Dude... why? Why would you stay with someone who won't have sex with you for 10 years? Barring some medical condition that makes it not possible. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Going on 10 years in my house Dude... why? Why would you stay with someone who won't have sex with you for 10 years? Barring some medical condition that makes it not possible. Still have sex, just not as often. Thank god for hormone patches. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:28:48 PM EDT
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The next 6 weeks is worth it for no more PMS.
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