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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:32:39 PM EDT
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The next 6 weeks is worth it for no more PMS. Instant menopause. And page 2 ownership. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:34:09 PM EDT
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Depends...what is your "Acceptable level of crazy"
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:01:51 PM EDT
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Hysterectomy aka menopause now.
I say give it a year before your wife settles into the new wife and you both figure out who she is going to be. Good luck, and I hope she gets well soon. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:03:35 PM EDT
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Hysterectomy aka menopause now. I say give it a year before your wife settles into the new wife and you both figure out who she is going to be. Good luck, and I hope she gets well soon. She already started, this just accelerated it. I don't think it'll be too bad compared to others I've seen, but it'll be a fun ride. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:08:24 PM EDT
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Best wishes for a quick recovery!
The rest....I can't comment on. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:10:59 PM EDT
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Jane, please pick up the white courtesy phone... This... Pepper your angus. Hope she is better soon! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:16:10 PM EDT
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You have a right hand don't you?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:16:37 PM EDT
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You have a right hand don't you? If you think it's the same.... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:19:21 PM EDT
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You have a right hand don't you? If you think it's the same.... sit on it until it goes to sleep. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:23:41 PM EDT
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You have a right hand don't you? If you think it's the same.... sit on it until it goes to sleep. Good advice WHen You like to get some strange. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:26:12 PM EDT
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Good advice WHen You like to get some strange. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a right hand don't you? If you think it's the same.... sit on it until it goes to sleep. Good advice WHen You like to get some strange. That's why I have a left hand. She did tell me a few minutes ago that she's just glad she didn't die. I told her "eh, either way, I get to learn and enjoy a new vag". She laughed. I like this new side.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:26:27 PM EDT
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Well, good luck OP. When the smoke clears, I hope you like your new wife.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:27:28 PM EDT
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best thing to ever happen to mine. no more mood swings, much less crazy, and it brought out the freak  really?It won't work that way for you. Tell her I said get well soon. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:28:37 PM EDT
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That's why I have a left hand. She did tell me a few minutes ago that she's just glad she didn't die. I told her "eh, either way, I get to learn and enjoy a new vag". She laughed. I like this new side. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You have a right hand don't you? If you think it's the same.... sit on it until it goes to sleep. Good advice WHen You like to get some strange. That's why I have a left hand. She did tell me a few minutes ago that she's just glad she didn't die. I told her "eh, either way, I get to learn and enjoy a new vag". She laughed. I like this new side. Your home entertainment system just got remodeled (when they closed the vaginal cuff) You might find yourself banging into something that feels different. And no more shutting down once a month for maintenance. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:29:44 PM EDT
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Your home entertainment system just got remodeled (when they closed the vaginal cuff) You might find yourself banging into something that feels different. And no more shutting down once a month for maintenance. Didn't have to worry about that anyway. IUD ftw! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:29:49 PM EDT
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Dan, please express my best wishes for a full and swift recovery.
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Posted: 10/22/2014 9:52:40 PM EDT
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update
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Posted: 10/22/2014 9:56:42 PM EDT
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OP, hope your wife is feeling better soon.
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Posted: 10/22/2014 10:00:07 PM EDT
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update So when are you getting a penile prosthesis with on demand pump for the wife ? |
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Posted: 10/22/2014 10:10:33 PM EDT
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update So when are you getting a penile prosthesis with on demand pump for the wife ? No need, I have the sex drive of a 15 year old virgin.
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Posted: 10/22/2014 10:10:44 PM EDT
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OP, hope your wife is feeling better soon. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Gracias. 
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Posted: 10/22/2014 10:18:21 PM EDT
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I hope all is well and wish her a speedy recovery. Good luck.
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Posted: 10/22/2014 10:20:27 PM EDT
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I'm already feeling deprived. If my posts increase in the level of anger in the next 6 weeks, you know why.
update: She's home, feeling ok, and taking it easy. She just told me that it's cool that I get to be the first for her new vag. She's so romantic. 
She did tell me she's jealous that I get a new toy and she doesn't. *Shrug... If she really wants a new toy, get her one. |
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Posted: 10/22/2014 10:23:13 PM EDT
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Your wife has a good sense of humor. Hope she feels better for the both of you.
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Posted: 10/22/2014 10:37:42 PM EDT
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My wife had one around 4 years ago at the age of 31.
I guess, now that I think about it, that the jury is still out. She did no hormones. Yeah, it was instant menopause but didn't seem that bad. Sex life has slowed wayyyy down for sure. As has freakiness. But, it is all relative. She is a little freak between the sheets before so now it just seems 'normal' compared to a lot of guys I talk to whose wives still have all of their plumbing. Will say the no period business is nice. Every day is a possible poon day!! Possible.....yes....guaranteed??...welllll........ |
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Posted: 10/22/2014 10:38:48 PM EDT
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Your wife has a good sense of humor. Hope she feels better for the both of you. She really does, and it's improving since the surgery.
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