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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:21:19 PM EDT
[#1]
I would end up brain dead.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:22:12 PM EDT
[#2]
Where's the running shoe option? |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:27:02 PM EDT
[#3]
7th Degree Black Belt.
240 lbs 6'3" Trained since I was 6 1/2, now 42. What I know now and I'm in my prime of 25 + or -. If you give me the knife....he's ded. |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:27:45 PM EDT
[#4]
My ears are fucked!
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:29:02 PM EDT
[#5]
I would lose an ear at least
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:29:27 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted: Tyson, in his prime, in the street, no gloves, no ref. You can have one of the following: baseball bat, Tactical folding knife .25 lorcin Could you do it?  Going with tactical baseball bat!!!!
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:30:56 PM EDT
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I'll take the Lorcin. Hopefully I can get a few off before it jams and hits to the thighs and groin might slow him down enough that when I bolt I can get away.
ETA: This Lorcin seem to be fine  |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:31:11 PM EDT
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Does anyone remember the name of the dude who thought he could take on a bear with a baseball bat?? My moneys on him.....
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:31:33 PM EDT
[#9]
The Lorcin might be shiny enough to distract him.....
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:36:07 PM EDT
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Where's the running shoe option? Yep, time to employ the Nike offense. Its kinda like persistence hunting in reverse. I figure after the first mile or two he'll lose his edge and I'll circle back around with the bat. 
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:36:22 PM EDT
[#11]
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Tyson, in his prime, in the street, no gloves, no ref. You can have one of the following: baseball bat, Tactical folding knife .25 lorcin Could you do it? He'd probably bite my ears off.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:37:32 PM EDT
[#12]
Mitch Green was a heavyweight professional fighter who got into a street fight with Tyson.
Google up the pics. Then watch this
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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:37:47 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He'd probably bite my ears off. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tyson, in his prime, in the street, no gloves, no ref. You can have one of the following: baseball bat, Tactical folding knife .25 lorcin Could you do it? He'd probably bite my ears off. Did that say is he *allowed* to bite your ears prior to the edit? Fuck yes he'd bite your ears off! |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:20:00 AM EDT
[#14]
So only one tough guy so far?
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:23:45 AM EDT
[#15]
He'd kick my arse (if he catch me first).
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:38:13 AM EDT
[#16]
Take it to the ground, no problems.
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:39:25 AM EDT
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Take it to the ground, no problems. So he loves you tenderly? |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:39:42 AM EDT
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Take it to the ground, no problems. yep, I'm a Jiujitsu guy....I'd pwn him if he didn't knock me out IMMEDIATELY. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:39:56 AM EDT
[#19]
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So only one tough guy so far? The real tough guys don't have much to say. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:40:09 AM EDT
[#20]
Tyson, in his prime was a fucking animal. You could see the look of certain doom on the face of many who dared get into the ring with him. A few looked like they were shitting their shorts before the bell even rang.
To be honest, I would not go in the ring with anything in the list. That crazy fucker exploded right at you when that bell went off and there's not even enough time to raise your hand with a bat, let along anything else in that short distance. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:41:26 AM EDT
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I would have a decent chance with the .25acp, assuming I had time to actually aim. Tyson isn’t bulletproof. But I had better hit something really vital with the first couple shots.
Otherwise, I have no chance. Tyson is too powerful, too fast, too well trained, and way too tough for me to beat with either a baseball bat or a folding knife… Oh, he would be hurting if I had the knife, he would need stiches, he might even bleed out and die. But that would be after he shattered my jaw and shoved my folding knife deep up my ass. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:42:24 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: yep, I'm a Jiujitsu guy....I'd pwn him if he didn't knock me out IMMEDIATELY. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Take it to the ground, no problems. yep, I'm a Jiujitsu guy....I'd pwn him if he didn't knock me out IMMEDIATELY. Only way I'd have a shot. If I could make it to him w/out catching one of his uppercuts and get on him. Problem is...he's a big strong guy himself...but if I could get him to the ground I'd at least have a chance. Standing up boxing? Fuck no. Give me the Lorcin and let me shoot him a couple times first...hopefully something to the face. Otherwise I be all  |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:42:57 AM EDT
[#23]
If the Lorcin will cycle through a whole mag reliably, I'll take that.
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:43:14 AM EDT
[#24]
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Tyson, in his prime, in the street, no gloves, no ref. You can have one of the following: baseball bat, Tactical folding knife .25 lorcin Could you do it? Probably not. Trade the Lorcin for my G30, hope his mama looks good in black. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:43:43 AM EDT
[#25]
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Mitch Green was a heavyweight professional fighter who got into a street fight with Tyson. Google up the pics. Then watch this  http://youtu.be/qSX0PCQXiO4 |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:45:25 AM EDT
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7th Degree Black Belt. 240 lbs 6'3" Trained since I was 6 1/2, now 42. What I know now and I'm in my prime of 25 + or -. If you give me the knife....he's ded. 
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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:46:58 AM EDT
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7th Degree Black Belt. 240 lbs 6'3" Trained since I was 6 1/2, now 42. What I know now and I'm in my prime of 25 + or -. If you give me the knife....he's ded. 7th degree BB in WHAT????? |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:02:51 AM EDT
[#28]
How far apart do we start?
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:08:13 AM EDT
[#29]
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Probably not. Trade the Lorcin for my G30, hope his mama looks good in black. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tyson, in his prime, in the street, no gloves, no ref. You can have one of the following: baseball bat, Tactical folding knife .25 lorcin Could you do it? Probably not. Trade the Lorcin for my G30, hope his mama looks good in black. Sigline material there. Nice. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:14:16 AM EDT
[#30]
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7th degree BB in WHAT????? "Which martial art should you claim to have mastered?" |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:18:14 AM EDT
[#31]
I think the only chance you would have is with the pistol and I am not sure that would win the fight.
He would destroy anyone else. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:18:54 AM EDT
[#32]
Why am I limited to a crappy caliber?
I don't carry a crappy caliber in real life. Me vs a more powerful opponent is easily realistic. Whether they are immune to 357 Sig, 40 or 45 is what matters. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:20:00 AM EDT
[#33]
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I would have a decent chance with the .25acp, assuming I had time to actually aim. Tyson isn’t bulletproof. But I had better hit something really vital with the first couple shots. Otherwise, I have no chance. Tyson is too powerful, too fast, too well trained, and way too tough for me to beat with either a baseball bat or a folding knife… Oh, he would be hurting if I had the knife, he would need stiches, he might even bleed out and die. But that would be after he shattered my jaw and shoved my folding knife deep up my ass. I think you way over estimate what a .25 is capable of as well as how long it would take him to beat you to death after the gun is empty. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:23:59 AM EDT
[#34]
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Where's the running shoe option? Screw that, I want an Abrams. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:24:28 AM EDT
[#35]
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I think you way over estimate what a .25 is capable of as well as how long it would take him to beat you to death after the gun is empty. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would have a decent chance with the .25acp, assuming I had time to actually aim. Tyson isn’t bulletproof. But I had better hit something really vital with the first couple shots. Otherwise, I have no chance. Tyson is too powerful, too fast, too well trained, and way too tough for me to beat with either a baseball bat or a folding knife… Oh, he would be hurting if I had the knife, he would need stiches, he might even bleed out and die. But that would be after he shattered my jaw and shoved my folding knife deep up my ass. I think you way over estimate what a .25 is capable of as well as how long it would take him to beat you to death after the gun is empty. Five or six rounds into the heart, lungs and neck is likely going to be a fight stopper. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:31:18 AM EDT
[#36]
Coma.
Hint, it wouldn't be Mike. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:35:22 AM EDT
[#37]
I've been in the martial arts for a very long time. Strength train like I'm getting paid to do it. I feel very confident in my abilities.
Tyson would beat the shit out of me. I would go as far to say he would as of today (not in his prime). Its very simple, I wouldn't stand a chance at all. A good boxer is hard to beat. My instructor always told me "BJJ is good stuff, but run away from a good boxer" |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:50:36 AM EDT
[#38]
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Five or six rounds into the heart, lungs and neck is likely going to be a fight stopper. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would have a decent chance with the .25acp, assuming I had time to actually aim. Tyson isn’t bulletproof. But I had better hit something really vital with the first couple shots. Otherwise, I have no chance. Tyson is too powerful, too fast, too well trained, and way too tough for me to beat with either a baseball bat or a folding knife… Oh, he would be hurting if I had the knife, he would need stiches, he might even bleed out and die. But that would be after he shattered my jaw and shoved my folding knife deep up my ass. I think you way over estimate what a .25 is capable of as well as how long it would take him to beat you to death after the gun is empty. Five or six rounds into the heart, lungs and neck is likely going to be a fight stopper. I'm not sure a .25 could get through that much dense muscle. I know a cop who responded to a bar shooting. Guy is sitting there with a big goose egg on his forehead where he'd been shot with a .25. Refused to leave with the ambulance until he finished his beer.
Unless you get a CNS shot which is highly unlikely with a real pistol let alone a .25, he's gonna have at least 7-10 seconds or so, most likely more than that. I had an acquaintance who took four center torso hits with a .38 and made it four houses down, banging on doors asking for help before he died. The gun is the least effective weapon of those listed. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 9:55:15 AM EDT
[#39]
Shoot him in the dick. Fight over.
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Posted: 10/4/2014 10:01:39 AM EDT
[#40]
knife. I'll stick it in his thigh and run like hell.
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Posted: 10/4/2014 10:03:39 AM EDT
[#41]
1911A1 with 5" barrel and 185 G&R JHP with two reloads.
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Posted: 10/4/2014 10:04:39 AM EDT
[#42]
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I think the only chance you would have is with the pistol and I am not sure that would win the fight. He would destroy anyone else. Anyone except a 130 pound Bruce Lee. Because Magic. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 10:08:02 AM EDT
[#43]
Mike Tyson in his prime could outrun me in my prime, much less now.
Pelvis shots with the Lorcin then run. I think I'd do OK if it starts out of swinging range. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 10:13:34 AM EDT
[#44]
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Probably not. Trade the Lorcin for my G30, hope his mama looks good in black. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tyson, in his prime, in the street, no gloves, no ref. You can have one of the following: baseball bat, Tactical folding knife .25 lorcin Could you do it? Probably not. Trade the Lorcin for my G30, hope his mama looks good in black. She's dead Jane. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 10:14:54 AM EDT
[#45]
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Mitch Green was a heavyweight professional fighter who got into a street fight with Tyson. Google up the pics. Then watch this http://youtu.be/qSX0PCQXiO4I watched the Mike Tyson one man show and everytime he mentions Mitch Green I thought I was gonna pee myself. GO WATCH IT NOW> |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 10:17:24 AM EDT
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She's dead Jane. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tyson, in his prime, in the street, no gloves, no ref. You can have one of the following: baseball bat, Tactical folding knife .25 lorcin Could you do it? Probably not. Trade the Lorcin for my G30, hope his mama looks good in black. She's dead Jane. Too soon? |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 10:18:21 AM EDT
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So only one tough guy so far? I'm tough. I can run a chainsaw, bricksaw, excavator all day. I can mend fences, dig holes, clean a deer and change a tractor tire. I've never been knocked out, I've never even lost a fight. Doesn't mean I stand a chance against a pro boxer in anything but checkers. ETA: I'll take the bat, try and get in a few shots before he knocks my ass out. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 10:20:55 AM EDT
[#48]
For my next impression...Jesse Owens!
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Posted: 10/4/2014 10:21:56 AM EDT
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She's dead Jane. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tyson, in his prime, in the street, no gloves, no ref. You can have one of the following: baseball bat, Tactical folding knife .25 lorcin Could you do it? Probably not. Trade the Lorcin for my G30, hope his mama looks good in black. She's dead Jane. Figure of speech, guy. |
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Posted: 10/4/2014 10:27:10 AM EDT
[#50]
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Five or six rounds into the heart, lungs and neck is likely going to be a fight stopper. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would have a decent chance with the .25acp, assuming I had time to actually aim. Tyson isn’t bulletproof. But I had better hit something really vital with the first couple shots. Otherwise, I have no chance. Tyson is too powerful, too fast, too well trained, and way too tough for me to beat with either a baseball bat or a folding knife… Oh, he would be hurting if I had the knife, he would need stiches, he might even bleed out and die. But that would be after he shattered my jaw and shoved my folding knife deep up my ass. I think you way over estimate what a .25 is capable of as well as how long it would take him to beat you to death after the gun is empty. Five or six rounds into the heart, lungs and neck is likely going to be a fight stopper. Like Ridgerunner9876 points out, you're overestimating the penetration capabilities of .25ACP. In fact, you would be better off with .22LR as it penetrates significantly better. |
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