A guy called my cousin from the penitentiary and left a message on the answering machine telling him he was going to murder him when he gets out.



 

My car was broken into and had a hand full of change and my cell phone stolen.  They didn't take the tool box full of tools in the back seat though.



Several months later I get a call from a detective saying that they recovered my cellphone in an abandoned car that was listed as stolen.



When I went to the station to pick up the phone the detective told me they found the phone and a bunch of clothes.  He asked me if the clothes was mine, to which I said no.  He asked me if I wanted the clothes anyway Uh, no?

I stopped in Colorado Springs on my way to New Mexico for a bear hunt once.  They cut the plastic storage box off of the front of my 4-wheeler (on a trailer behind the pickup).  Storage box did have some high dollar dog tracking collars and stuff, but it also had the key to the 4-wheeler.  They obviously didn't find that in time!  It was still a pain finding a locksmith between the springs and albequerque to make a new key.

You would not believe how many people will leave their wallet with their ID in their car.  I work at a prison.  You know, a place where you have to show a state issue photo ID to enter.  This is how it goes.

C/O: "Hey, I forgot my staff ID.  Can you bring it up on the computer?"
ME:  "You still have to have a photo ID.  You got your drivers license, right?"
C/O:  "Ahhh, I forgot that too."
ME:  " Just give me a minute to call the OIC."


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