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Posted: 9/9/2014 12:37:05 PM EDT
Title says it.
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Green garbage bag and to the curb. Pick it up before the meat starts rotting.
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Throw my brain in a hurricane.
The blind can have my eyes. The deaf can have both of my ears... if they don't mind the size. |
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Cremation, with my ashes distributed and reloaded into various ammo to be divided among my fronds and family... will accompany them on hunts and help keep them safe.
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A launch into space is a compelling option, but I am gonna go with the fire option.
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I really don't care, so I'll leave it up to my wife or kids. Whatever comforts them the most.
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I want ARFCOM to gangbang my body. It will be like General Discussion but in 3D..
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Whatever is going to be easiest for my loved ones. I personally don't give a shit.
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If my wife and family didn't have a problem with it (they do), I would just as soon be cremated and scattered (smothered, covered, and chunked as well, perhaps).
But since they will care far more about such things than I will once my soul has departed this battered old body, and since I care about them and their feelings, my remains will likely be buried in the family cemetery. Waste of land, IMHO, but it's ours and it seems to comfort them somehow. |
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Quoted:
Poll fail! There's no viking funeral https://intlxpatr.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/328377-vlcsnap_00234_super.jpg View Quote Reading fail... |
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Poll fail! There's no viking funeral https://intlxpatr.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/328377-vlcsnap_00234_super.jpg View Quote I voted this. |
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My wife and I are both on board with the cremation thing.
So, that's the plan. If they want something to visit I fully support the idea of a cardboard cutout, statue, or whatever the hell they feel like.
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When I die
Throw my body into a field To fatten some Empty-bellied dog |
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I want to be cast in acrylic resin and used as a coffee table....
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Part out whatever's useful and can be salvaged for others. Experiment on anything not useful but still viable for research. Burn the rest. Won't care, I'll be dead.
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Doesn't really matter to me. Something weird and crazy that will make people laugh and stare.
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Just drag me out to the woods and let the various critters feast.
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I'm of the age where I should still be alive when we reach the technological singularity so I'm going to live forever.
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I told my friends I want to be cremated and my ashes secreted in restaurant salt shakers all over the county.
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Some kind of prank, Weekend at Bernie's style.
Or maybe catapulted into a Moms Demand Action rally. |
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I've already told the whole family: when I die, donate the body to science. I've had enough fun with it, let some med student learn something. No funeral, just a massive, everyone get drunk as shit, party.
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