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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:15:11 PM EDT
[#1]
a half fucked fox in a forest fire.
Danny 
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:15:38 PM EDT
[#2]
two rats fucking in a wool sock
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:17:02 PM EDT
[#3]
Your SO..
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:17:04 PM EDT
[#4]
Monkey Balls
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:17:41 PM EDT
[#5]
...than a 3 peckered billy goat on the 4th of July.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:22:57 PM EDT
[#6]
A whore in church.
A 60 year old hooker at a Shriner's convention......... |
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:24:05 PM EDT
[#7]
Dutch love?????
WTF? |
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:24:59 PM EDT
[#8]
People around here are bitching its only 68 in july, i look at the temps of the rest of the country and couldn't be happier
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:25:56 PM EDT
[#9]
Go to the BOTD forum.
Then repeat your phrase while perusing some of the wonderful threads there. |
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:26:30 PM EDT
[#10]
Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here your Majesty
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:26:34 PM EDT
[#11]
A Billy goats asshole in a pepper patch
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:27:39 PM EDT
[#12]
...it wuz so hot, I jes' seen a dawg chasin' a cat, and they wuz both walkin'....
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:29:33 PM EDT
[#13]
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two rats fucking in a wool sock This I use frequently |
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:29:49 PM EDT
[#14]
...a baked potato
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:30:33 PM EDT
[#15]
I use.....it's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock behind a dryer.
Or It's hotter than 400 hells |
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:31:55 PM EDT
[#16]
two red foxes fucking on the fourth of july
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:37:04 PM EDT
[#17]
...Than a Texas Chili cookoff...
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:42:09 PM EDT
[#18]
10 mexicans in a volkswagon
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:42:58 PM EDT
[#19]
...The hinges of hell
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:45:12 PM EDT
[#20]
So hot I'm sweating like a pedophile at a Justin Bieber concert.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:46:03 PM EDT
[#21]
....than a whores dream.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:46:52 PM EDT
[#22]
This is excellent- lots of good material. Although I should say that while I do enjoy the term "monkey balls", I don't care to profess the knowledge of exactly how hot monkey balls really are.
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Dutch love????? WTF? Look, the whole thing takes me mentally to a place I don't want to go if you catch my meaning. |
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:47:17 PM EDT
[#23]
a three balled dog !
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:48:35 PM EDT
[#24]
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a half fucked fox in a forest fire. Danny Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire! It's so hot my farts feel cold coming out. |
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:52:30 PM EDT
[#25]
It's hotter than an African that stole a bag of potatoes.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:56:55 PM EDT
[#26]
....a Naga Jolokia pepper. 855,000 to 1,041,427 Scoville units
 in Jessica Alba's mouth while she is standing inside a sauna.
Yah, that just happened 
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:58:45 PM EDT
[#27]
.....two fat chicks in a Pinto at the beach with the windows up
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Posted: 7/21/2011 4:59:20 PM EDT
[#28]
Satans nutsuck. That's my go to
A dragons pussy. A friends go to. |
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:00:12 PM EDT
[#29]
Dan Rather walking through a furnace in a gasoline suit.
the Devils' anvil. than a Time's Square Rolex. 
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:08:32 PM EDT
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Satans nutsuck. That's my go to A dragons pussy. A friends go to. I gotta say, "Satan's nutsack" is pretty strong. That's giving Jessica Alba a run for her money. Wait..."Jessica Alba running for her money". 
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:08:35 PM EDT
[#31]
a muthafucka
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:09:50 PM EDT
[#32]
A horny cunt in June
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:11:12 PM EDT
[#33]
....a whores ass on nickle night..
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:12:02 PM EDT
[#34]
hotter than a hired girl. my dads favorite.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:14:17 PM EDT
[#35]
It's so hot here I am thinking of putting a fire in the wood stove to cool things down.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:15:24 PM EDT
[#36]
a witches tit.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:15:47 PM EDT
[#37]
a two dicked donkey in a field full of llamas
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:16:39 PM EDT
[#38]
hotter than a blistered pussy round here....
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:18:42 PM EDT
[#39]
Satan's asshole after a night of hot wings and tequila.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:19:26 PM EDT
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two rats fucking in a wool sock too rats fuckin in a tube sock under a heat lamp |
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:22:52 PM EDT
[#41]
.....a two dollar pistol
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:23:01 PM EDT
[#42]
Hotter than a 20 dollar whore on a military payday.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:24:39 PM EDT
[#43]
....than 2 piss ants in mating season.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:26:21 PM EDT
[#44]
A faggots dick in the devils ass
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:29:03 PM EDT
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I'll usually bust out with the picks & shovels line from Blazing Saddles; but hotter than a goat's ass in a pepper pach gets a lot of play too.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:30:29 PM EDT
[#46]
a witches tit in a brass bra
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:30:56 PM EDT
[#47]
than a two petered puppy at a mating convention
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:32:48 PM EDT
[#48]
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.....a two dollar pistol 
George Jones FTW! |
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:36:38 PM EDT
[#49]
four balled tom cat.....
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Posted: 7/21/2011 5:38:06 PM EDT
[#50]
Ball soup.
Or hot as a Mexicans lunch. |
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