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Link Posted: 7/21/2011 6:02:11 PM EDT
[#1]
How about It's hotter than a 2 dollar pistol
Link Posted: 7/21/2011 6:05:01 PM EDT
[#2]
Four balled tom cat.

J

ETA -  I see I'm a little late.
Link Posted: 7/22/2011 7:10:45 AM EDT
[#3]
I always used the four-balled tomcat in a "busier than", not a "hotter than" cliche...

"How are you doing?"

"I'm busier than a four-balled tomcat in a diddlin' contest."

Link Posted: 7/22/2011 7:11:17 AM EDT
[#4]
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Link Posted: 7/22/2011 7:26:06 AM EDT
[#5]
Hotter than Michelle Obama's thighs rubbing together when she walks!

There's a visual for ya!
Link Posted: 7/22/2011 7:47:13 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
.....a two dollar pistol


My dad used to say this all the time.  
Link Posted: 7/22/2011 7:47:19 AM EDT
[#7]
It's hotter than the belly of a slave ship.
Link Posted: 7/22/2011 7:53:16 AM EDT
[#8]

...the other three seasons.

Link Posted: 7/22/2011 7:53:52 AM EDT
[#9]
It's hotter than a yeast infection out there.
Link Posted: 7/22/2011 7:54:22 AM EDT
[#10]
Here in Arizona lately i just stick with "its Africa hot".
Link Posted: 7/22/2011 8:29:41 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Here in Arizona lately i just stick with "its Africa hot".


Africa Hot
Link Posted: 7/22/2011 8:30:59 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
two rats fucking in a wool sock on the fourth of july


FIFY  

Link Posted: 7/22/2011 8:34:10 AM EDT
[#13]
Good Morning Vietnam hot....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpktBGInl60
Link Posted: 7/22/2011 8:40:54 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here your Majesty


She's a good Shiela, Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
Link Posted: 7/22/2011 8:43:17 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here your Majesty


and she smiled quietly to herself


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Link Posted: 7/22/2011 8:44:04 AM EDT
[#16]
Than a blistered cock in a wool sock.
Link Posted: 7/22/2011 9:07:59 AM EDT
[#17]
It's so hot here in Texas I saw a lizard jump up on a muffler to cool his feet off.
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