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Posted: 4/28/2014 6:36:37 PM EDT
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Needs to be a Captain 
http://youngcons.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/best-name-ever.jpg Many years ago there was a Lt. Marvel at the SAMSO (Space and Missle Systems Organization) in El Segundo, CA where I grew up. (It's now the Air Force base.) Yup, he got promoted to Captain Marvel! The secretaries et. al. made him a Captain Marvel super suit for the event! |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 6:47:35 PM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/n9VkM.gif Things I need to pull this off with my wife: Unbusy weekend so she sleeps in [ ] Obama rubber mask 
Video camera
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Here's hoping for an update in a few weeks. I realize this is an old thread, but it's been bugging me. why does he have a 6 foot long stick with a dildo on the end of it ? |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 6:58:23 PM EDT
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I realize this is an old thread, but it's been bugging me. why does he have a 6 foot long stick with a dildo on the end of it ? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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http://i.imgur.com/n9VkM.gif Things I need to pull this off with my wife: Unbusy weekend so she sleeps in [ ] Obama rubber mask
Video camera
Level IIIA vest
Running shoes
Here's hoping for an update in a few weeks. I realize this is an old thread, but it's been bugging me. why does he have a 6 foot long stick with a dildo on the end of it ? It's called a broom. 
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Posted: 4/28/2014 6:59:13 PM EDT
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I realize this is an old thread, but it's been bugging me. why does he have a 6 foot long stick with a dildo on the end of it ? Maybe it's just a pole with a white grip on the end and you're thinking of dildos for some reason? 
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Posted: 4/28/2014 7:05:27 PM EDT
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Maybe it's just a pole with a white grip on the end and you're thinking of dildos for some reason? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I realize this is an old thread, but it's been bugging me. why does he have a 6 foot long stick with a dildo on the end of it ? Maybe it's just a pole with a white grip on the end and you're thinking of dildos for some reason? stompk291, is there something you wish to share with the group? |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 7:08:59 PM EDT
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 Postural instability. May be Parkinson's Jameson's.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
Postural instability. May be Parkinson's Jameson's. FIFY |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 7:19:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryMan, even with Yakkety Sax playing, that old Day After footage is some nightmare fuel. |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 7:24:40 PM EDT
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My work blocks some of the pics, so this may be a dupe. https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10245438_791878800822214_2425428990879360325_n.jpg I love my Remington 700
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Posted: 4/28/2014 7:48:19 PM EDT
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I love my Remington 700s Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My work blocks some of the pics, so this may be a dupe. https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10245438_791878800822214_2425428990879360325_n.jpg I love my Remington 700s |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 8:17:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI prefer the mortal kombat .gif of the girl masturbating in the chair. |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 8:19:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  I'd be out 6-8 weeks after rolling my ankle like that. |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 8:20:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Needs to be a Captain http://youngcons.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/best-name-ever.jpg service and you might get one of these.  |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 8:32:59 PM EDT
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Needs to be a Captain
http://youngcons.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/best-name-ever.jpg Does the rape whistle mean he's optimistic or pessimistic? |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 8:39:34 PM EDT
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I prefer the mortal kombat .gif of the girl masturbating in the chair. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I prefer the mortal kombat .gif of the girl masturbating in the chair. Had to look it up... That was pretty funny |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 9:26:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/28/2014 10:10:11 PM EDT
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Seven minutes and change but completely worth the watch.
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Posted: 4/28/2014 10:20:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryAwesome, I laughed fucking hard. Garrus Vakarian FTW! |
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Posted: 4/28/2014 11:14:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I realize this is an old thread, but it's been bugging me. why does he have a 6 foot long stick with a dildo on the end of it ? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: http://i.imgur.com/n9VkM.gif Things I need to pull this off with my wife: Unbusy weekend so she sleeps in [ ] Obama rubber mask Video camera Level IIIA vest Running shoes Here's hoping for an update in a few weeks. I realize this is an old thread, but it's been bugging me. why does he have a 6 foot long stick with a dildo on the end of it ? Who doesn't have a six foot stick with a dildo on the end? |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 12:30:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2014 2:11:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2014 2:21:06 AM EDT
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I pride myself on being able to have some sort of clever (and usually inappropriate) remark for stuff. But this time, I got nothing but envy for the men that caused this.
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Posted: 4/29/2014 2:31:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI don't get it? Kidding. Biochemist here. |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 2:58:53 AM EDT
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I don't get it? Kidding. Biochemist here. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I don't get it? Kidding. Biochemist here. or·gan·ic chem·is·try noun 1. the chemistry of carbon compounds (other than simple salts such as carbonates, oxides, and carbides). ETA: ACK! Didn't read your reply correctly. I fail.
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Posted: 4/29/2014 3:21:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: or·gan·ic chem·is·try noun 1. the chemistry of carbon compounds (other than simple salts such as carbonates, oxides, and carbides). ETA: ACK! Didn't read your reply correctly. I fail. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't get it? Kidding. Biochemist here. or·gan·ic chem·is·try noun 1. the chemistry of carbon compounds (other than simple salts such as carbonates, oxides, and carbides). ETA: ACK! Didn't read your reply correctly. I fail. I lost  |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 8:32:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryGoing off what I remember from Jr High chemistry. Wouldn't this essentially be a bag of dehydrated water if it was carbon free?, organic of course... so we now have sugar free organic sugar? |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 8:52:22 AM EDT
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I pride myself on being able to have some sort of clever (and usually inappropriate) remark for stuff. But this time, I got nothing but envy for the men that caused this.  http://youtu.be/nc26J73Ld3k
http://youtu.be/GIXTTHdY2Esthe appropriate response in this situation would be: "maybe anal would help". She'll either agree, thinking it will help or it will snap her out of it with confirming "hell no!" |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 8:57:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2014 9:01:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryHe's worried about wasting paper for purchasing a donut?....If he was smart, he would have been worried about getting the correct change back. |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 9:26:43 AM EDT
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He's worried about wasting paper for purchasing a donut?....If he was smart, he would have been worried about getting the correct change back. Quote HistoryQuoted:
He's worried about wasting paper for purchasing a donut?....If he was smart, he would have been worried about getting the correct change back.
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Posted: 4/29/2014 9:34:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistorySomeone needs to shop the Brazzars logo on on that car. |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 9:44:23 AM EDT
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He's worried about wasting paper for purchasing a donut?....If he was smart, he would have been worried about getting the correct change back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWx6uA5aCrEMitch Hedberg is worth correcting a bad link for.
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Posted: 4/29/2014 9:44:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryHydrocarbon chain is carbon free ??? 
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Posted: 4/29/2014 9:50:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThis is Matt Pellum, I went to high school with him! |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 9:51:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: He's worried about wasting paper for purchasing a donut?....If he was smart, he would have been worried about getting the correct change back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWx6uA5aCrEMitch Hedberg is worth correcting a bad link for. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWx6uA5aCrE |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 10:31:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2014 11:47:01 AM EDT
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Going off what I remember from Jr High chemistry. Wouldn't this essentially be a bag of dehydrated water if it was carbon free?, organic of course... so we now have sugar free organic sugar? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Going off what I remember from Jr High chemistry. Wouldn't this essentially be a bag of dehydrated water if it was carbon free?, organic of course... so we now have sugar free organic sugar? Great stuff for backpacking! 
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Posted: 4/29/2014 11:48:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2014 11:54:54 AM EDT
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Great stuff for backpacking! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Going off what I remember from Jr High chemistry. Wouldn't this essentially be a bag of dehydrated water if it was carbon free?, organic of course... so we now have sugar free organic sugar? Great stuff for backpacking! Yep, Just add water!
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Posted: 4/29/2014 12:22:53 PM EDT
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Awwww so cute with his little whistle. Join the military instead of the service and you might get one of these.
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/320x240q90/842/2rki.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Needs to be a Captain
http://youngcons.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/best-name-ever.jpg
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/320x240q90/842/2rki.jpg Shut up and go paint something |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 12:32:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: the appropriate response in this situation would be: "maybe anal would help". She'll either agree, thinking it will help or it will snap her out of it with confirming "hell no!" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I pride myself on being able to have some sort of clever (and usually inappropriate) remark for stuff. But this time, I got nothing but envy for the men that caused this. http://youtu.be/nc26J73Ld3k http://youtu.be/GIXTTHdY2Esthe appropriate response in this situation would be: "maybe anal would help". She'll either agree, thinking it will help or it will snap her out of it with confirming "hell no!" |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 1:06:02 PM EDT
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Seven minutes and change but completely worth the watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eXdVwNgx9gFunny....but also frustrating given my history of court room attendance...that kind of obtuse, purposeful misunderstanding happens frequently. Lawyers win, again..... 
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Posted: 4/29/2014 1:15:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2014 1:43:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryJesus CHRIST! Warn a guy, whydon'cha'?! |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 2:13:16 PM EDT
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Old one.
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Posted: 4/29/2014 2:14:47 PM EDT
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Awwww so cute with his little whistle. Join the military instead of the service and you might get one of these.
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/320x240q90/842/2rki.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Needs to be a Captain
http://youngcons.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/best-name-ever.jpg
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/320x240q90/842/2rki.jpg Its the Bees Wax.... |
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Posted: 4/29/2014 2:24:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2014 2:49:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2014 2:50:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2014 3:39:53 PM EDT
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